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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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I feel like we've all watched youtubers who just used the same music for their outro every video to the point of it becoming like their own personal theme song. Like if one day I decided to sing "I'm in love with an ostrich a do do do" and someone asked me who made that song I would say Ldshadowlady
#Ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#minecraft#youtube#youtubers#minecraft youtube#childhood#aphmau#liza koshy#idek#popularmmos#dantdm#ihascupquake#scampy#hardstop lucas#coryxkenshin
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Tell me why 90% of cartoons is 12 year olds beating up adults
#toh#the owl house#amphibia#avatar: the last airbender#atla#kipo#svtfoe#star vs the forces of evil#cartoon#cartoons#sofia the first#etc#steven universe#KND
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Todoroki, carrying a large box: what would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day
Midoriya: . . .
Midoriya: what's in the box
Todoroki: . . .
Midoriya: Todo, what's in the box
#bnha#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#todoroki#shoto todoroki#shouto todoroki#midoriya#deku#izuku midoriya#incorrect my hero academia quotes#incorrect quotes#tododeku#midoriya x todoroki#todoroki x midoriya
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Chara: and then I said, knife to meet you!
Chara: it was a funny joke
Asgore: you stabbed my friend! We have to call the ambulance!
Sans: don't worry I'm in STABle condition
Chara: (snaps fingers at sans)
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All Might: Name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: Don't kill them.
All Might: ...
All Might: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Present Mic: what are you doing later?
Aizawa: having my night ruined by whatever you're about to ask me
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Interviewer: How many children do you have, Eraserhead?
Aizawa: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Bakugou: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Kirishima: Doing my homework while Aizawa-sensei is collecting it.
Bakugou: ...
#bnha#incorrect my hero academia quotes#incorrect quotes#kirishima eijirou#kirishima#bakugou katsuki#bakugou#kiribaku
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Reblog if you want your followers to send you asks because it鈥檚 your only source of validation/social interaction right now but you don鈥檛 want to ask directly.
(Believe me, I鈥檝e been there. It sucks.)
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Reblog if you are LGBTQIA+, support LGBTQIA+ and/or just really love plants 馃
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Cross: How much money do you have
Epic!sans: 69 cents
Cross: Oh, you know what that means
Epic!sans: I dont have enough money for chicken nuggies
#cross#epic#sans#epictale#underverse#xtale#undertale#undertale au#chicken nuggets#Jumper#and always#goodluck...#and chicken nuggies
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Sans: what if people had food names and food had people names?
Sans:like "hey spaghetti, what's for dinner?"
Sans: "Papyrus."
Chara: I swear everyone I know is high
Sans: Shut up chocolate
#undertale au#undertale#chara dreemurr#sans#comic sans#meme#chocolate#spaghetti#papyrus#Jumper#and always#goodluck
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Bnha as Things my friends said.
Uraraka: I'm lesbian
Tusyu: I thought you were bisexual
Uraraka: Not anymore
Tsuyu: What about the boy you liked
Uraraka: I dont like him anymore
Tsuyu:
Uraraka: I have a crush on yo-
Tsuyu: I KNOW
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Ink: Paaiinnt
Ink: just let me paint you kid!
Core!Frisk: Uwooh!no! Stop it!
Ink: just a little color! ANY color!!
Core!Frisk: Dont lick me with that gross brush!
#ink sans#inktale#ink#core#core!frisk#i done goofed#idk tho#i need a life#i need sleep#idontknowwhattotype#soooo#good life you have there#plz help me#i need help#i just got this off of google#don't judge me#Jumper#and always#goodluck...#and thanks google#and sorry#and#UNDERTALE AU
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Random person: because of you Error many innocents died!
Random person again: and Ink!! you barely stop him!
Ink: this is sad
Error: yeah
Ink: Broomy, play despacito
#sad#dumb person#random person#ink#error#errortale#error sans#inktale#ink sans#errorink#i done goofed#idk tho#i need a life#i need sleep#and thanks google#and sorry#and ice cream#i took this#from google#i just got this off of google#don't judge me#Jumper#and always#goodluck...#and ERRORINK
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Ink:There is only one thing worse than destroying
Ink: Boom!
Error: An Au
Ink: NO
#no#ink#ink sans#error#error sans#inktale#errortale#errorink#i done goofed#i need a life#i need sleep#idk tho#plz don't let this flop#thats a good life you have there#i just got this off of google#don't judge me#Jumper#and always#goodluck...#and THANKS GOOGLE
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