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Don’t worry you got the tire experience

I look back on Danny Phantom very fondly because I’m going to be for real and admit I watched the entire show on dailymotion.com and I would not trade away that experience for anything.

Younger me watched s3 entirely out of order still so I think I got the full DP experience anyhow.

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Do not start this war again I barely survived the last time

Love being part of a Fandom where one of the biggest questions is "Is it vivisection or dissection?"

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So I got a glitch in time for Christmas read the entire thing in a hour, it’s a masterpiece

Disastriod fix it bc we all collectively hate it so much that we gaslight ourselves that it doesn’t exist.

Dan is officially baby

Vlad simultaneously speed runs his evolution from creep to weird wine aunt and trauma dumps

Jazz’s magical girl transformation

CLOCKWORK!

The kinda open ending which is perfect for a sequel.

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There’s three of them it’s gotta be one of them.

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I'm so obsessed with canon Mr. Lancer. He's a gamer. He dresses in drag. He's fat with lots of body hair. He has a vanity plate of his own last name. He was Casper High's first male cheerleader. He's committed tax fraud

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I suddenly wanted to make more DP in-universe memes :)

(check @sqwishywrites34 for the first ones I made lol)

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There was a huge battle going on, and they were all currently recouping in the WatchTower. They'd managed to win, for now, but they all knew it wouldn't last. So. Every single available Justice League member was summoned for the recoup to figure out a new battle plan.

It was during this that Superman spoke up.

"If we need more heavy hitters, I can call up my twin brother. See if he's free."

And well. That wasn't what any of the gathered had excepted Superman - famously the last Kryptonian - to say. Many would even like to say it was the least excepted thing to hear.

"Your.. twin brother?"

"Do you mean Conner? Superboy??"

"You have a TWIN??"

The questions continued to rain down, until Batman held up a hand to silence everyone.

"Explain."

Superman stared at Batman for a second, at the gathered for half a second longer, before finally starting to explain this new piece of information he'd unintentionally given. (In his defence, it was one he thought most already knew).

"Well, Jack's not my twin by blood, but we grew up together. If we want a heavy hitter, he's someone we want on our side. We used to crash through walls for fun."

The last comment he added as an afterthought, as reference to what kind of heavy hitter he meant, something for the more normal to understand.

Everyone looked to Batman then, who simply nodded.

"If he's available, bring him here. I trust your judgement on this man."

"Thank you."

Superman smiled and stepped away, already dialling this twin brother judging by his fiddling with his phone.

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When Superman had said he had a twin brother that he used to crash through walls with, for fun, most thought 'Okay, we got a sort of clear picture of what to except now.'

Those who thought that was wrong. Jack Fenton was as big as Superman himself, built like a tank and loud as one as well. His excitement spread like an invisible force through everyone still gathered, his blue eyes shining. The only sort of 'suit' the man had was an orange hazmat suit and black goggles, gloves covering his huge hands.

"Supes! It's good to see you again!"

The man picked up Superman like he weighed nothing, squeezing the hero in a hug, which Superman returned without a second thought.

"Jack! Thank you for coming!"

"Oh you know I could never pass up a little fight with my brother! Are there ghosts too??"

"We don't know yet, but we'd appreciate your expertise on it!"

"The expert is my Danno-boy!"

This man, Jack, preened proudly, finally setting Superman back down on the ground though the two men continued to chat happily. At least until Batman cut in again.

"Superman, Jack Fenton. Focus."

"Right!"

Batman waited until everyone focused, and so continued on with the plan, now with added questions of how Jack could be of assistance.

-

(When the world later got to witness a man in bright orange hazmat suit and black goggles fighting alongside the Superman and Justice League? It's mild to save the media went wild, and even more so those from a strange small town Amity Park in the middle of Illinois...)

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This is the alternate third reality from “masters of all time” where Maddie gets hit by the prototype portal and is half ghost 

Jack Fenton is Kronkcoded and if he wasn't married to Maddie he would have been Vlad's most enthusiastic henchman to his cringefail ghost boss send tweet

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“What if Sam kept her plant powers from that one ep?” Sure, whatever, but hear me out…. What if Paulina kept some residue dragon powers from the one time she got the dragon amulet, huh? What about that??

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The whole “cheats on test, creates the apocalypse” thing is such a disproportionate punishment, but it has to work, just, poor Danny Fenton in school, not even risking looking away from his paper for a second in case that somehow causes the school to blow up

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DP fanfic in which the main conflict is that The Gang finds out Jack and Vlad got drunk married That One TimeTM and then forgot about it, so now they have to convince the two to get divorced, but they both keep refusing for vastly differing reasons

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On another topic altogether: what if most ghosts have casual, short answers that they usually give to people who ask how they died?

Like, a lot of fics (DPxDC in particular) have ghosts instantly losing their minds when someone asks about their death. It's not just normal rude, it's Magical Rude. But realistically, people usually have a way of dealing with frequent invasive questions. (See: amputees and people with obvious scarring.) Not to say those questions should be asked, don't fucking @ me, but they have a way of dealing with them.

So Box Ghost throws his arms up and says, "OSHA VIOLATIONS!" and then leaves.

Desiree snorts and says, "Men."

Johnny says up front, "Got in a motorcycle accident. Always wear a helmet, kid." Kitty just gestures to Johnny. They died together.

Walker explains the exact prison riot he died during, how two convicts overpowered a guard and then took over the armory. Doesn't say exactly what happened to him.

Danny, he says "It was a lab accident." (Though Danny may be more used to explaining his death in detail, since there's no way to explain what he is except exactly, in graphic detail, what happened to him.)

Ember likes to share the details. It makes people sorry they asked.

Some won't talk about it at all, of course. Lunch Lady (who starved during the Depression) doesn't. Technus (heart attack) shrugs the question off. Spectra (domestic violence) laughs in your face. Youngblood (Oregon Trail bullshit) makes things up. Vlad will actually punch you right away, but he's no shining beacon of mental stability.

But for the most part, you get one tense pass.

It's when you press for details that you're asking to get got.

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Welcome to the first Phandom Newsletter! On the first of each month we will send an email out with the newsletter to all those who sign up to our email list (to sign up look at the pinned post on our page). And for those who don't use email we will post the newsletter on the third of the month.

This month we have a few events happening and we are shouting out writer HeroineofTime and artist @genko-yoru

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Man’s destroyed the world and beat up boxy so bad he had to develop actual power and he has to go puberty AGAIN

what is just. completely fucking hilarious to me about the graphic novel is that:

A) a glitch in time acknowledged that dan is equal parts phantom and plasmius, and yet still shoved him into a body that is only one of them. AND…

B) said body is a clone of a 14 year old. when dan is literally like. 24 and/or 50something depending on whose age you’re counting.

not only does dan have to go through the mortifying ordeal of redemption but he has to do it WHILE GOING THROUGH PUBERTY AGAIN? presumably with a father figure he’s expected to answer to? literally worse hell than the thermos

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Vlad is the weird wine aunt with an absurd amount of money and probably killed her last husband but is still a disaster with far too much eyeliner to be any sort of normal

rip to ppl who actually want and/or think vlad can be a good parent me personally i'm only interested in seeing this man being a parent if he's literally the most dysfunctional and/or the worst person to ever raise children lol

basically i'm all here for this man being a disaster of a dad to two chaotic children who are literally a single corn chip away from killing him <3

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Was anyone gonna tell me that Youngblood was voiced by Taylor lautner or was just gonna find out myself when showing that my friend just named the wrong twilight actor when talking about the new Batman film

Is Youngblood a shit werewolf