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Radical terrorism implies the existence of moderate terrorism

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if someone held up a big sword in front of me i'd probably give the sword a gentle smooch while meekly gazing up at the sword's wielder

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One of the things no one tells you about having long hair is how often it gets stuck in your buttcrack in the shower

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need to get me a warlord gf who will donate a thousand dollars to charity every time I smooch her toes

need to get me a catboy bf who meekly whispers "poggers" on command

need to get me a demonic consort who gives me warlock powers so I can eldritch blast mosquitoes out of the air

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I wonder how wolves feel when they take down a gazelle or something. Are they like, "yeah I'm so badass we just iced a gazelle," or are they more like "oh yay I was so hungy and now we got foob" :3

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I'm not ashamed of losing a fight with my herniated disk. In fact, I'm proud. It's pretty impressive that my disk was able to bring down a godly force like me. The student has become the master

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apparently i made this way back in 2013! it's about time i shared my art; it's been sitting on my computer for ages

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verily, no cap

Thinking about writing a screenplay for a high fantasy epic series like Lord of the Rings and they all talk like the thee and thou thingy and hadst, but everyone switches to dumb modern slang whenever speaking to the protagonist, like calling him a jive dingus with no rizz

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is it weird that i edited a photo of a jumping spider to give it thick hair and big blue eyes

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clingy thingies

How fucking adorable is it that humans carry their baby offspring in their arms? That's the cutest nature fact ever. Human babies will spend hours clinging to their parent. People invented new tools just to carry children. How much of your early life do you just spend being held?

Humans are my favorite animal ❤

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deranged posting entry no. 2

I wonder how mosquitoes feel when they bite someone. Are they like "thank you for feeding my family ❤" or are they more like "lol get cucked loser"

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deranged posting, entry no. 1

Gonna change my name to Sadie McStealystab and then get arrested for arson to confuse the jurors :3

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its so over

I finally did it, everyone.

I said it's when I should have used its instead. Its so over

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why i made this account

I send deranged things to my friends in a group chat I call "the suffering chat." They told me that I should post them here.

And now I'm here.

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Happy five-year anniversary to my creatively named masterpiece, "paint 4" <3

I made this with like 30 layers in photoshop. If anyone has a better name for this than "paint 4" please tell me

I liek colors