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I need parmesan cheese so bad I'm shaking
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"I'm sorry I'm so sorrowful. I was always good at making friends, but never quite knew how to keep them. It's easier to be kept. You know how I am prone to Stockholm syndrome. And I'm sorry I freaked you out by comparing you to God. I wish I knew how to express devotion without submission."
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Silly Billy (as opposed to Serious William)
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I've got this tension-filled flirty thing going with tetanus. A real "will they won't they" type relationship
#My friends are concerned#will they won't they#tetanus#I adore rusty nails#Yknow I'm iron deficient 😏#flirting#so yummy#want that shit in my bloodstream
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im so scared to die bc then i will no longer be The Funniest Person Alive. the title will go to my sister and idk if she's ready for that burden. heavy is the head that wears the jester bells.
#funny#shitpost#sister#humor#heavy is the head#jester#clown#tw existentialism#heir to the throne#smh
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leave me alone for a few hours and i start contemplating the fourth dimension
#4th dimension#physics#science#my wanderlustful mind#every time#theoretical physics#thinking#contemplating#pondering#if you will
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If the outfit looks like something Enola Holmes would wear, I want it
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does anyone else ever feel like they're rooted in a vast, empty desert, constantly singing at the top of their lungs? the dizzying freedom, the resilient beauty, the crushing apathy, the endless love, the desperate panic, the necessary wisdom, and the aching loneliness of it all? or is this finally an original experience?
#idk how to tag this#poetry#shitpost#can't decide#which is it#original experience#Singing#lonliness#music#ache#childhood trauma#i think#No one hears you#no pressure
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I'm half granola on my mother's side
#granola mom#granola girl#granola daughter#almond mom#almond daughter#crunchy#crunchy mom#family tree
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how do I gently tell someone that my favorite electronica artist is pukicho?
#genuine question#electronic music#edm#I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this#they're good sounds#what can i say
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–Eve, at some point
It's just me and my handful of apple slices against the world
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It's just me and my handful of apple slices against the world
#apples#the fruit#crunchy#munchy#and cunty#apple core#no plates or baggies#applecore#just a girl in the world#why they call NYC the big apple probably
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You never want to lose me in an office supply store
#that's it#thats the post#I will “lose time”#and spend#hundereds#mayhaps#thousands#office supplies#paint#pencils#and pens#my beloved#so much money
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I'm developing a fixation with ravens btw
#jsyk#update#ravens#the birds#so cool#I'm out here quothing the raven n shit#edgar allan poe#So cute??#and pretty#like#my spirit animal#Is a rat#But#They could be my backup#waiting in the wings#eh? eh?#get it?#i'll see myself out
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"When my breathing is erratic My sweating is erotic You find pleas and saliva dripping from my lips hypnotic My fractured wants are chaotic Frantic ramblings neurotic As you choke out all the flames that made my brain burn psychotic"
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FUCK YES I love me a good corridor

#hehehehe#especially#the haunted looking ones#what horrors await?#can't wait to find out#hehehehehe#haha#I explored a haunted hotel once#so cool#creaky stairs and musty cellars#and shit#I stole a blanket and left#best night of my life#would recommend
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