wisdom-of-a-goatfish
wisdom-of-a-goatfish
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My brain makes 2 kinds of content: the intelligent and depressing, or the stupid and funny. Separate accounts are for the weak, afraid to be truly known.
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 5 days ago
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I need parmesan cheese so bad I'm shaking
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 8 days ago
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 9 days ago
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"I'm sorry I'm so sorrowful. I was always good at making friends, but never quite knew how to keep them. It's easier to be kept. You know how I am prone to Stockholm syndrome. And I'm sorry I freaked you out by comparing you to God. I wish I knew how to express devotion without submission."
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 10 days ago
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Silly Billy (as opposed to Serious William)
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 15 days ago
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I've got this tension-filled flirty thing going with tetanus. A real "will they won't they" type relationship
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 16 days ago
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im so scared to die bc then i will no longer be The Funniest Person Alive. the title will go to my sister and idk if she's ready for that burden. heavy is the head that wears the jester bells.
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 17 days ago
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leave me alone for a few hours and i start contemplating the fourth dimension
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 18 days ago
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If the outfit looks like something Enola Holmes would wear, I want it
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 24 days ago
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does anyone else ever feel like they're rooted in a vast, empty desert, constantly singing at the top of their lungs? the dizzying freedom, the resilient beauty, the crushing apathy, the endless love, the desperate panic, the necessary wisdom, and the aching loneliness of it all? or is this finally an original experience?
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 25 days ago
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I'm half granola on my mother's side
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 29 days ago
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how do I gently tell someone that my favorite electronica artist is pukicho?
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 29 days ago
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–Eve, at some point
It's just me and my handful of apple slices against the world
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 29 days ago
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It's just me and my handful of apple slices against the world
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 30 days ago
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You never want to lose me in an office supply store
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 1 month ago
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I'm developing a fixation with ravens btw
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 1 month ago
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"When my breathing is erratic My sweating is erotic You find pleas and saliva dripping from my lips hypnotic My fractured wants are chaotic Frantic ramblings neurotic As you choke out all the flames that made my brain burn psychotic"
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wisdom-of-a-goatfish · 1 month ago
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FUCK YES I love me a good corridor
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