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Demon!Cj Cjizzy prompt partially inspired by Venom

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Every sailor knows about the living legend that is Blackbeard- terror of the seven seas. Pirates quake in fear at his name. Children are told cautionary tales about the legendary Blackbeard to make them eat their vegetables and to go to bed on time. ("If you don't go to sleep, Blackbeard might show up and get you")

It also is common knowledge that wherever Blackbeard goes, his loyal first mate is never far behind. Anyone with any sense at all knows that Izzy Hands is the one you really should he afraid of. Loyal to a fault and lethal with a sword, rumor has it that somewhere along the way when he and Blackbeard were first making a name for themselves, Hands met a demon and that demon took a liking to him.

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Modern Gentlebeard au

Ed runs a used cd and record shop Stede stops in to get a gift for Alma who has recently been getting in to music. Stede has no idea what she might like, so he asks Ed for advice and Ed gets to let his music knowledge shine.

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Hilson strangers - first meeting - homeless au:

Wilson and House have never met before. They both went to medical school and became doctors, but they work at different hospitals.

At some point before meeting Wilson, House loses his medical license and eventually winds up homeless. Maybe his pain killer addiction played a part (it depends on whether or not you want to delve into the subject).

Wilson is still an oncologist like he is in canon. One day he happens upon homeless!House somewhere. Maybe he has a sign asking for money. Maybe he isn't asking, but Wilson can still tell. Being the empathetic, bleeding heart that he is in canon, Wilson can't help but convince House to come home with him. House is resistant to accepting charity, but Wilson some how convinces him.

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H: "What do you want from me?"

W: Nothing. Just to know that you aren't outside freezing to death. And maybe your name.

H: Greg.

W: "Greg. Is there a last name to go with that?"

H:"Nah, just Greg. Like Madonna, or Cher."

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Eventually Wilson finds out House's last name and finally recognizes him as the brilliant doctor who lost his license and then dropped off the map.

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I don't know if I ever posted this here

A couple of prompts I wrote down after rewatching Fantastic Beasts semi-recently. It gave me momentary Newt/Jacob feels, but I'm ultimately not really into the fandom. I thought maybe someone else might like to write them 🤷‍♀️.

1. Jacob and Newt are out on a mission to investigate some rescue some magical creatures from traffickers. With the best of intentions, Newt manages to insult a man's wife by comparing her to a magical creature and he takes it poorly. Jacob has to smooth things over with his natural charm and people skills.

2. Jacob brings a muggle creature (maybe a guinea pig?) to Newt after rescuing it from someone who wasnt taking care of it (perhaps a neighbor or coworker). He's not sure if Newt ever deals with non-magical creatures, but he's bound to know what to do better than Jacob.

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It finally ends with the burger somehow getting knocked to the floor and then the camera cuts to them driving home after getting kicked out of the restaurant.

you know I just wanna say it wouldnt be like miss piggy saying “EXCUSE ME, he asked for no pickles” while kermit hides behind her shyly, like some people might think it would go.

piggy and kermit would sit on the table and begin eating and when kermit opens his burger he sighs when he sees they gave him pickles after specifically asking to not give him (i think kermit would be perfectly ok with eating pickles but let’s pretend otherwise for this specific scenario) but tries to pretend nothing’s wrong

but piggy notices and she’s like “whats wrong kermie” and he’s like “what? nothing’s wrong what do you mean” and she’s like “kermieee I can tell when there’s something wrong just tell me what’s wrong”

and kermit’s like “miss piggy you dont have to intrude in my burger” and piggy gets mad “im not INTRUDING i just want to help”

“ok miss piggy thank you i appreciate it but it’s fine”

“it’s NOT fine you can just tell me that it’s not fine”

“I WOULD if it wasn’t fine but since it’s fine then there’s nothing I need to tell you”

“show me the burger kermit”

“miss piggy please”

“show me the BURGER, kermit”

and they go on like that for like, an hour

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Izzy/Swede dialogue prompt

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"I don't know why the Swede has chosen to attach himself to you of all people, but I don't think I need to point out to you the fact he's a gentler sort than the rest of us. If you hurt him, I won't hesitate to gut you." Roach holds up his cleaver threateningly.

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Fanart idea:

Lucius Spriggs wearing this shirt.

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I'm reblogging this here too, I feel like it counts.

If I knew how to make fanvids, I would make a full ofmd video to this song.

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I have no idea what one could do with this information, but it made me think of Deadpool. I just saw a Toyota Tacoma where the oma on the back was missing, so it just said "TACO" in big letters.

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Ed works as a process server. You probably wouldn't be surprised to hear that most people aren't exactly happy to have Ed knocking on their door, since his presence usually coincides with the delivery of unpleasant news: (divorce petitions, court summons, eviction notices, etc.).

So imagine Ed's surprise when he's tasked with delivering divorce papers to one Stede Bonnet, only to have the man act excited at the news and invite Ed in for a drink to celebrate.

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Izzy and Jack. Who is who depends on your chosen scenario. Jack drank too much? One of them is sick for non-alcohol related reasons? Depressed about Ed, Izzy went on a bender and Jack picked him up and decided to watch over him?

Whumpee standing in the doorway of a sleeping Caretaker's room like a child:

"Caretaker, I threw up."

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Imagining a world where Joker knows about Batman's real identity as Bruce Wayne, somehow hears/finds out about Danny's question and loses his goddamn mind over how funny he finds it.

Danny Fenton, some how, somewhere, meeting Bruce Wayne, looking the man dead in the eyes and asks: “Are you Batman’s sugar daddy?”

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Ofmd prom:

The crew finds out about the journal Jim was keeping and get the idea that it would be a cool idea to write down their memoirs. Pretty soon Lucius has almost the entire crew asking him to write what they have to say.

Nobody asks Jim because well... they're scary.

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Izzy and Jim are sparring on deck while Reader and crew member(s) of your choice watch.

Reader: Damn that's hot.

Person B: Which one?

Reader: Both

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Fic idea up for adoption. You're welcome to use what I wrote verbatim, or re-write.

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Lucius is screwing around on the website Fiverr one day, inputting random search terms and trying to find weird freelance work offers to laugh at.

Technically he’s supposed to be working, but it’s been slow this afternoon and Lucius isn’t exactly one for pretending to be busy if he doesn’t have to.

He scrolls past someone willing to record messages while doing a Mickey Mouse impression, someone offering to draw kink art with the disclaimer that ‘nothing is off limits except for underage and non-anthropomorphic bestiality’ (Lucius supposes it’s good to have hard limits), and someone claiming to have the ability to psychically make your ex come back to you. Then he strikes gold.

The title reads: “I will record your message from a pirate.”

It’s posted under the username BlkBeard75, and the thumbnail is of a brown skinned man with long black hair shot through with grey and an almost entirely grey, curly beard. Lucius can’t see the guy’s entire body from the thumbnail, but he appears to be decked out in some sort of leather getup.

Immediately intrigued, he clicks on the listing.

“Ever wanted a personalized message from a pirate? Perhaps well-wishes for a loved one’s birthday, or even a silly message just for you? Commission a video from the one and only Black Beard!

Willing to record anything ranging from family-friendly messages geared towards kids, to a flirty message for your mate who might just be a little too into pirates. (Will not record messages of an explicitly pornographic nature without first giving consent before the time of purchase. I reserve the right to turn down message requests without having to justify my reasoning for doing so.)

Book Black Beard today!”

Sure, this guy is hot, but Lucius doesn’t really know any children and he certainly doesn’t need a pirate video for himself. However- his boss Stede’s birthday is coming up, and he has been moping around the office a lot lately.

If Lucius was on the fence, his resolve that this is a great idea is solidified as soon as he clicks on one of the guy’s example videos and finds our that he has a New Zealand accent.

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Meant to reblog here- oops!

Izzy Hands with one of the cockapoo puppies we’ve been watching recently. Izzy Paws.

Can’t you see the resemblance? 🥰

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Somehow Barbie and The Final Pam meet and inexplicably bond.

Final Pam: "Creators tried to contain Pam, but i was too STRONG."

Barbie: "That's so inspiring! I think it's amazing that you were able to take ownership of your life and grow beyond what they originally intended for you."