#modern gentlebeard

[wolpertingerprompts]

Modern Gentlebeard au

Ed runs a used cd and record shop Stede stops in to get a gift for Alma who has recently been getting in to music. Stede has no idea what she might like, so he asks Ed for advice and Ed gets to let his music knowledge shine.

[beansprean]

More bikie au nonsense ❤️

Jim was raised by a pit stop nun to be gods greatest mechanic and avenge the street racing crash that killed their family. Stede keeps track of everyone’s birthdays on a bike sticker. The secret library in his engine has somehow not caught on fire.

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[ID: Drawing dump of an our flag means death modern bikie au.

1. Ed, with full beard and loose hair in a spiked biker jacket with a kraken patch on the shoulder, crouches next to Stede’s motorcycle, staring with fascination into a secret compartment he just opened. His nails are painted black. Stede, wearing a simple blue button down and gray trousers, is standing behind him with a smile and leaning over to speak. He says, “I had to downsize the engine to make room, but I think it was the right move.” Dazzled by his brilliance, Ed responds, “fucking mental…” Stede’s bike has the shape of a Harley but is clearly custom and painted bright teal. The metal nameplate on the fuel tank dubs it “The Revenge” and the rest is covered in various stickers including one of Mary’s lighthouse, a peace sign, a list of the crew’s birthdays, a smiley face, a pink one that says “I brake 4 birds” and a green one that says “excuse my kiwi attitude.” There is also a pride sticker and a small mountain sticker on the steering fork and a kiwi (the bird) sticker on the right handlebar. Mounted on the headlight is a small wooden unicorn. We can see some stickers on the other side from where Ed has lifted the secret compartment, including a pink heart and a large sticker of a stack of books with a second “ssh!” Speech bubble sticker to the side of it. Each handle has dangling yellow tassels.

2. Ed, mirrored sunglasses pushed to the top of his head, grins excitedly at Karl (a black breasted buzzard) standing on top of Button’s helmeted head. Buttons, in his usual impassive straight-backed manner, tells him, “Karl sends his warm regards.” He is wearing a long-sleeved beige shirt, jeans, gray fingerless gloves, and a denim vest covered in actual buttons of various sizes and colors. His plain gray helmet (no visor) is covered in scratches from Karl’s claws.

3. Jim crouching and looking to the side suspiciously. They are wearing ripped jeans, brown boots, fingerless brown leather gloves, a gold cross necklace, and a grease-stained once-white shirt under a faded blue mechanic’s button-up that says “Jim” on the breast. In the breast pocket is a grease-stained rag, and they are holding a socket wrench like a knife.

4. Ed, wearing Stede’s blue button up, gray trousers, and black tie, is grinning excitedly and dramatically gesturing to Stede with both arms. Stede, sliding into the scene, looks equally excited. He is wearing Ed’s leather pants, fingerless gloves, mirrored sunglasses, and leather jacket zipped up over a bare chest.

5. Izzy, wearing a black tee shirt tucked into jeans, a spiked leather vest, one right glove, black choker, and ring on a necklace, stands angrily with his fists clenched at his side. In his left hand is a knife. His right arm has a rope tattoo wrapped around it that turns into a snake, as well as a cursive “Daddy” on his bicep. His left bicep is wrapped in a bleeding barbed wire tattoo. Someone has put a birthday hat on his head. Teeth clenched around a scowl as confetti rains down on him, Izzy growls, “I fookin hate this.”

/end ID]

[aha-my-villainous-thoughts]

Picture it: Bad boy motorbiker Ed being super keen to strip off all of his black and leather for his new friend, the delightfully colourful and dapper Vespa scooting Stede, who is equally delighted to find his very special undies (and even more so what's under them 💜)

Was using this crack prompt from @queerinigo / @cakewith50oranges as a warm up (got tentacles on the brain 🐙) and it got away from me. I have some super sexy stuff being cooked up behind the scenes 🥵

(I know someone came up with the idea of seamen-demon for Ed as a tramp stamp and I can't find that art or remember who it was, so if you recognise it, tag me so I can credit)

[sugashook]

old commission

[beatricenius]

Stede living his best Lana Del Rey fantasy ❤️

[zigster-ao3]

@p1013 this is still a WIP. Color will eventually happen, but for now, happy belated birthday

[thehappyfeminist-22]

I have no idea what corner of my brain this idea crawled out of, but it won't leave me alone, so here it is.

A modern AU where Ed and Stede go to a Halloween party or maybe they're both hard-core Hobbit fans and they go to a convention, but either way, they cosplay as Thorin and Bilbo.

I mean, hear me out...

[deaderthandoubledead]

"You wear fine things well"

[con-clavi-con-jae]

Our Flag Means Death modern AU where the crew of the Revenge is a DnD party, and Stede is their (sort of competent) DM. Most of his campaigns are silly and fun, and the crew is sort of torn on it. Most of them expected something dark, but ended up loving it (and Jim discovered that they're nonbinary through playing)

Ed was in another table at the same place the crew played, along with Izzy, Ivan and Fang (and Jack at some point but he left because nobody liked him lmao). Most of their campaigns are dark and gruesome, and Ed is fucking bored of it, but he stays because Izzy is his best friend. By coincidences of life, Izzy meets Stede and sees his silly little campaign, so when he goes back he's all like gossiping about it with Fang and Ivan, and Ed hears about it, so he immediately tries to talk to Stede and join his campaign (and ropes Izzy into it as well because why not)

Cue Ed very clumsily flirting with Stede (and Stede finding out that he's insanely gay because of it)

[buumbaby]

Glam Date

[beansprean]

[ID: 1. Modern Stede and Ed stand in a Lush store by a bath bomb display. Ed, dressed in a leather jacket and jeans, lurches back in surprise, cheeks red, as Stede comes up to him wearing a black Lush apron. Smiling politely, Stede says, "Oh, hello! Can I help you find anything?" A little heart pulses out from Ed's chest. 2. Later, Ed sits on a black leather couch next to Izzy against a wall covered in knick-knacks. Izzy, wearing a black tee shirt and jeans, leans back with his arms crossed, glaring into the distance. "So that's why you spent $240 on fookin soap?" Ed, wearing a graphic biker shirt, jeans, and knee brace with his bad knee propped up on an ottoman, is smiling down at a sparkly purple soap in his hands with shiny eyes and red cheeks. A paper bag full of more soaps and sundries sits beside his foot. He replies distractedly "Stede said this one was his favorite," with a heart. /end ID]

For the July #AsACrew Challenge Day 21: Yummy Soap

[aha-my-villainous-thoughts]

✨️Shine bright like a diamond ✨️

[actualfrog]

Yeah 🧍

[serennn17]

Stede Bonnet is the flashy rich husband with a fancy job who drives an expensive shiny car and collects watches and jewelry and bespoke designer suits and Ed Teach is his spoiled rotten trophy wife husband whom he loves to buy beautiful things and who not-so-secretly loves to be paraded around as arm candy at galas and balls and work events and they live together in a house in the suburbs that has three guest rooms for when the crew their family comes to stay (which happens often) and they're just so happy and in love okay i think im done for now

[nunsongici]

New autumn fits✨☺️ continuation to this post

[sugashook]

commission