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My breasts are bouncing boobily btw. If you even care.

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Not my usual posting on here but I wanted to give a shoutout to this really cool shirt my friend made! Y'all seem like the right audience for this lol

[ID: A black T-shirt with the words "Former Tit Haver" written in grungey white lettering. White top surgery scar designs are on either side of the text]

Original concept by me, final design by him. I like to wear it ironically while I still have boobs, but I'm very excited for the shirt to be accurate! Happy pride y'all!

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dr house from house md

Ok yknow what originally I wrote out a big long thing but sometimes simple is best. Yes. Yes I would and because of this one post. That was it. That was the grain of rice that tipped the scale. Sure there are lots of pros and cons I could list out, but for what? We know the answer. Go get in there doc get those girls chop em off.

Also he likes The OC (I think right?) and I respect that in a man

Short answer: ok sure

(The post in question that tipped the scales)

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Denji, Chainsaw Man

I'm gonna be honest I have not seen or read it. However with what little knowledge I have I do feel confident in saying no, I would not let him or his chainsaws anywhere near my tits.

Short answer: Hell No

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Would you let Hannibal from the tv show cut off your tits?

Literally so fast.

First of all I'm polite as hell so he probably wouldn't kill me.

Second of all, he's got loads of surgical experience, so he's definitely got the skills to do it well. I also think his ego (and his boyfriend lol you can pry transmasc will out of my cold dead hands) would prevent him from fucking up, like he'd practice on corpses or something if he was unsure he could do it perfectly.

He's got plenty of money, so he'd definitely get his hands on top of the line equipment, but he's not really interested in money, so I don't think he'd charge my broke ass for no reason.

He's a sadistic little fuck tho so he might not give me pain killers. He'd probably knock me out for the procedure, because if I was like writhing in pain that'd get in the way, but he also might do something like temporarily paralyze me but make sure I still feel everything or some fucked up shit like that. Honestly that's a risk I'm willing to take and a price I'm willing to pay. Pain is temporary. Boobs are forever unless you do something about them.

He'd definitely also eat the boobmeat but hey it's not like I'm using it, he can go crazy. I'm probably not even paying so that's his compensation. Who am I to stop him. He'd also probably try to feed me my own boobmeat, which is objectively gross, but ngl if I had to partake in cannibalism that's the best case scenario. It was ethically obtained meat and I'm not even eating other people I'm just eating me. I can live with that.

Short answer: absolutely yes

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For tit remover potential, I would love to see your opinion on Doc Garaki from MHA

Ok so ngl I've never watched or read it. HOWEVER I read his wiki article and yknow what with the right conditions I think I'd let him go for it.

It seems like he knows what he's doing in terms of like,, surgery in general so he gets points for that.

I'm a little hesitant to say I trust him more that any ol regular doctor, because I don't really know his motivations and stuff. And like, would I have to pay him? Or would he do it for free out of love for Evil Science or something?

I don't think I'd pay him as much or more than a regular doctor, but if he would do it cheaper or free then I'm hopping on that operating table. I might get revisionist work done but I'd trust him for the initial chop.

Short answer: Not over a regular doctor, but its better than nothing

I'd love to see takes from people who actually know the character, get that discourse going in the reblogs

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Hello and welcome to Would I Let Them Cut My Tits Off, the blog where I determine which fictional characters I would let do my top surgery.

I'm Goose (ey/em), and for those of you who don't know, getting top surgery is a long and tedious fucking process. This shit sucks. So, while I wait for my doctor to hack that shit off, here's a bunch of guys who could maybe do it better. Asks are open so feel free to submit characters (or just to say something lol), just if they're from something I haven't seen I might not rate them cause obviously idk their deal.