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will the real slim shady please stand up

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guess who decided to come home~

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imagine dragging the monster trio to a wedding

I'm back at it again, with more headcannons, because I just don't want to do anything productive. Yey, here we go! (gender neutral) 

(WARNING(S): OOC(because i suck :’’’) )

--luffy--

at first he would whine, but you would use the ultimate weapon, FOOD!!

luffy eyes would widen and he would agree with you, only to regret it afterwards

when you said free food, all that came to mind was meat, but there were only "adult' food there

(seriously, who made sweet gravy?)

it was your friend that was getting married, so luffy was just a lost puppy the entire time

he didn't know anybody, and he just wanted to eat meat

luffy would try to tickle you to make it fun, but you would push his hands away

he would pout, whine, complain, but you wouldn't budge

finally the wedding actually starts, and luffy couldn't be more bored

he's happy for your friend, but he just simply doesn't care

all that's going through his mind is MEEEEEEEEATTT!!!

after the kiss/sealing/or whatever, he asks if you guys could go home

you say "no" because oh i don't know, maybe you would want to talk to your friend???????

luffy whines again, but you say, "You know what, come and greet them with me."

luffy, having nothing better to do, comes along

you say hi to your friend the groom, and luffy doesn't like it

oh luffy

even though he clearly knows that you are his, and that the groom literally JUST got married, he just can't help but get a little jealous

he sends his little glare at your friend the entire time, but also catches the wife glaring at you

he giggles, and taps on her shoulder

luffy and the bride immediately get along, making jokes, talking about how jealous they are, and just everything

your friend and your conversation come to a stop, to find luffy and the bride getting along very well

you sigh

"Luffy, we're going home."

"Awww, wait a minute, (Y/N)! She's about to show me a meme!"

oh how the tables have turned

--zoro--

zoro, i feel like would go if you asked, but this was a special case

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yup the wedding was SUPER early in the morning

sure, zoro can wake up, but does he want to?

nah

so, when you wake him up the morning of the wedding, he looks at you with the most dead look in the eye

"What's the point of having a wedding this early in the morning?"

you laugh at him, and tell him to hurry and dress up

you better not leave him alone, he'll just fall back in bed and start snoozing away

once you guys get in the wedding place, he's just dead inside

"Why am I here? I should be in bed right now."

poor zoro

you'll have to try to find some activities to do while waiting for it to start, because if he takes a seat, he'll fall asleep

but once it starts, honestly he's respectful

he tries his hardest to stay awake for it (he might doze off once or twice though)

after everything, you go to talk with the newly wedded couple

i feel like zoro would just be standing there next to you while you talked with them, just staring off into space

he'll be imagining his bed, his sweet, sweet wonderful bed

his warm sheets, fluffy pillow, your warmth just ah~

he'll either somehow take a nap while standing up, or just collapse on the floor (probably the second option, though ngl)

finally, it's time for the bride to throw her bouquet!

a bunch of people (all genders here :) )  gather behind the bride, but you don't

you just think that the throwing of the bouquet is kind of idiotic

oh well, you just wanted to see who would get the bouquet

she throws the bouquet, and somehow...... it lands on zoro's head

I'M NOT KIDDIN (haha you see what i did there? :''') )

everyone thinks it's rigged because... how did that even happen

you laugh at him, and he wakes up and the bouquet falls to his hands

as you leave together, you jokingly say

"So, when's the wedding?"

"Yes."

--sanji--

"OF COURSE I WILL, (Y/N)-KWUN/CHWAN~~~~!!!”

this simp

this absolute simp

honestly, you actually didn’t have to drag him along, he went willingly

when you get into your suit/dress/whatever you wear at a wedding, nosE BLEEDS

NOSE BLEEDS EVERYWHERE

the only bad part about him going is him insulting the food that was offered to the guests

“There are so many ladies here, and thEY HAVE THE NERVE TO SERVE THIS??”

“Sanji, calm down.”

he would storm the kitchen, and start lecturing the cooks

you’d probably have to drag him out of the kitchen, trying to convince him to spare the cooks for the day

reluctantly, he would let you persuade him, but for a price ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*ahem* a-anyhow, during the main event, he’ll be the most respectful person the earth

he would hold our hand while the groom and bride kiss and congratulate them after words even if he didn’t know who they were

if you converse too much with the groom and get a little touchy (as in a hug), he’ll get jealous 

the dance party would be a blast!

you and sanji would be the best couple at dancing whether it would be just absolutely animalistic, or just classical dancing 

honestly, y’all are just cute

Phew! Another one done! I’m actually really lazy on uploading on my blog, so please give me some asks to boost it. Thanks once again, and I’ll see y’all later! Peace out!

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Guess what ya boi just did......

i cant believe that my own two hands did this

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Who Did It Better?

VS

What do you think, folks?

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I just finished catching up w/ One Piece and I am ready to write and write! For this one, I decided to make up a scenario with a FTM reader. This is my very, very first time writing for FTM and sooooo, please critique me. Thank you, and enjoy.

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Zoro found many things odd. In fact, so many things were odd in his life. So, why was this one thing so bamboozling? He pinched himself, to the point of a bruise to make sure he was seeing things correctly. Was-- was Sanji talking with a girl, normally? Sanji, the simp himself, would never, ever be able to talk to another girl just like this... hOW? They were having a simple conversation, and no heart eyes, no nose bleeds, no flirting, no nothing. Was this really the Sanji, Zoro knows and loves hates? He was sure that Sanji caught him staring by the curving of his fingers, telling him to come and join the conversation. Zoro nodded and walked over.

“Hold on, (Y/N)-kun, before we restart our conversation, I want to introduce you to someone.” Sanji says and he turns his head to look at Zoro.

“...” Both of them stare Zoro down, expectantly.

“uHM-- I’m Zoro, uh, Sanji’s crewmate.” He starts nervously, not very sure what to say. Why did Sanji want to introduce someone to him, especially to him. 

“Nice to meet you Zoro, I’m (Y/N) (L/N).” 

Sanji laughs, “Pft, marimo you suck at socializing.” 

Tick mark, “Could say the same thing about you, lover cook. Whenever you look at a girl, you get nosebleeds. I’m surprised that (Y/N) doesn’t give you the same effect.”

“...” 

Suddenly, the conversation, and the laughs came to a stop. Sanji had a dark look in his eyes, and (Y/N) looked hurt. Zoro blinked. Did he do something wrong?

“Marimo, I’m sorry I didn’t say this earlier, but ‘she’ is a ‘he’.” Sanji says, emphasizing on the ‘he’. 

Zoro was stunned. Even though it wasn’t his fault, he felt so, incredibly guilty. He felt it crawling up his back, and urge to kneel on the floor in apologies. Self consciously, he started kneeling toward the ground.

“I am so--”

“Zoro, stand up. It’s fine, really.”

He looked up to a smiling face. “It’s not your fault, you didn’t know.”

“Bu-But, I assumed something, and-- and I didn’t ask your preferred pronoun--”

He got cut off by laughter, “It’s really fine, don’t look so sad! But, thank you for worrying!” A smile was put on (Y/N)’s face. 

Sanji sighed, “I was gonna give you the punishment of your life time, but he forgave you. I respect his wishes.”

(Y/N)’s giggles ripple through Sanji, and Zoro’s soul. 

“Is there anything marimo can do for you, as an apology?” Sanji offers.

(Y/N) puts his finger on his bottom lip, “Hmmm.... Maybe, a date?”

~

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*Sabito teaching Giyu how to drive*

Sabito: Okay, Tanjiro and Shinobu walk into the street, what do you hit?

Giyu: Shinobu, I would never hurt Tanjiro

Sabito: ...

Sabito: You hit the breaks, Giyu

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oof

thats rough, tashigi 

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i cant--

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memento mori

[im crying omfg]

dear unus annus,

you have been the most wonderful and the funniest people i have ever met in my life. im sad to see unus annus go. you have inspired me to keep happy and smiling. even though we may not know eachother in real life, i feel connected to you somehow. you welcome people from all around in the world with the ridiculous vidoes that you make. thank you for your efforts to make everyone smile. thank you for all the hours and days and nights you put into unus annus. thank you for being you. thank you for everthing. thank you so much. thank you so much. and, memento mori. (i luv you all T^T)

sincerely, a random person on the internet

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cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

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daaaaaaaang nct lets goooooo

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headcannons where sanji wears the ‘kiss the chef’ apron

 warnings: kinda gay/x reader/just read the title gosh darn it

okok so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i havent met the whole crew so ima go with what I know lol

so while sanji cooks he wears the apron

im pretty sure that luffys gonna try to kiss him first but sanji avoids it

sanji prob yells at him 

“wHAT in THE FIkRIING WoLRD aRE yOu doiNG.”

“but sanjiiiiiiiiiii it says kiss the chef”

it would be lokey dumb/cute

honestly, i don’t ship sanji and luffy but this is just an acceptation

imagine sanji just avoiding luffy for like a week

whenever luffy would just look at him sanji would go blush and just shrivel and die

i mean how would you react to someone trying to kiss you

you would prob avoid them too right?

speaking of you

it all depends on what gender you are?

unless sanji is just headover heels for you too

anyways if you were a girl and you kiss him

he would be dead

LOCAL NEWS: man dies from nose bleed

yuuuuup thats what would happen

sure sanji gets nosebleeds from the gorls but just kissing him a whole new level my son 

this man will go ______-CHWAN~~~~~ 

and boom you just murdered a man 

you better attended his funeral 

okok imagine this:

this is sanjis funeral

we are slowly and sadly plays softly in the background

everyone is in black and their wiping their tears

its raining and its cold but they are here for their friend

luffy starts:

“we are here today to celebrate-- we are here today to remember sanji”

“he was a good simp-- he was a good man”

“he unfortunately died of a nose bleed--

someone snickered in the crowd 

apparently its zoro 

and he got a bonk from nami

speaking of zoro(aka my son or your son)

okok so zoro just magically woke up before lunch and walked in the kitchen

and he saw it and then hes thinking

ooga booga caveman brain lets do the thing on the apron

and then it happens

like its zoros and sanjis first kiss boom 

zosan nation confirmed 

and then imagine zoro being unfazed by it

and then sanji is all blushy blushy and the fluffy fluffy

just daw~~~~~~~~~~~~

they cute they are reawly cute

(if you guys want more of this i have some ideas just ask *insert lenny face*)

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get you a man who can do both

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dude full on just draw luffy slav squating with the whole crew, i guarantee you it will be amazing 10/10 and epic

uhhh i dont know if this is what your asking for but close enough. your welcome anon.

(btw anyone who requests anything please call me dude. its a chad move.)

(PS srry 4 the shaky camra)

(PS PS sorry if you wanted the whole crew i just haven't met the whole crew yet so ye)

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Thank you for doing my last request

shi shi no prob

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my son zoro back at it again