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Do you have any marlene mckinnon hcs you'd like to share? xD

yes yes yes! here's a randomly assorted list of some of my faves:

she's a chronic nail biter. never seen without her chipped black nails

falls down the stairs regularly because she's 'too cool' to do up her laces, and always finds new mysterious bruises and scrapes when she changes

she cuts and dyes her own hair and it's so dead and so choppy but she manages to pull it off

she's a sports lesbian ™️ (everyone knows at least one sports lesbian™️, and if you don't know one, you may have to accept that perhaps YOU are the sports lesbian here)

incurable youngest child syndrome

she makes horrible jokes and then laughs so hard at them she starts choking on air

gets drunk after a singular shot

her love language is being so kind and so mean to you at the same time so it 'balances out'

has done the same exact eyeliner every day since she was thirteen and she doesn't let anyone see her without it because she feels naked

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whenever james potter notices that one of his friends' shoelaces are undone, he literally bends down to tie them up himself with no warning, and everyone just kind of gets used to it

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james potter is one of those people that always uses the wrong 'your' over text and regulus is the person who responds correcting him

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i think i'm actually having a crisis i just realised that hope lupin's maiden name is howell.

howell.

you're telling me that remus 'wolfy mcwolf face' lupin's mum's maiden name is fucking HOWELL?!

jesus fucking christ im so done

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james potter who can't pay attention to movies and and asks 'wait so are these the bad guys or the good guys?' every five minutes and regulus black who begrudgingly answers him every time

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regulus and sirius have their own language they accidentally created when they were little because they couldn't differentiate between all the languages their governesses taught them (french, german, latin, italian, greek etc.) and it's just an amalgamation of them all with some gibberish thrown in that grew and developed as they got older

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harry potter 100% got his anger issues from his mum. james didn't have an angry bone in his body, but lily on the other hand had a temper rivalled by no one

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regulus' favourite book as a child was the little prince and i'll die on this hill

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i found esther which i honestly think is awesome for him because it means to hide and ALSO means star?! it’s perf for trans reg imo like he’s hiding his identity and also he’s a black lol

much as i love trans regulus i HATE HATE HATE that we as a fandom have decided his deadname is regina. it's not even a fucking star. boils my blood

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just remembered that he also missed out on seeing the 'i want to break free' music video too omg he would have gone FERAL seeing queen in drag

he also wouldn't have known freddie mercury died....

but ANYWAY i can just see sirius and marlene dressed up as freddie and roger in the iwtbf mv for halloween

as if being wrongfully imprisoned for twelve years wasn't enough, let's not forget that sirius black missed out on 90% of the eighties

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i am all for bicon mary macdonald but i raise you to: ~lesbian mary macdonald~. mary who is literally out as a lesbian? but everyone just assumes she's straight because she's in the popular group at school? and then she has this weird witchy girlfriend (i.e. lily evans)??

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remus and sirius are night owls and james and peter are very much morning people and it causes much strife in their dormitory

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james potter strictly wears gold jewellery and regulus black strictly wears silver jewellery but when they get married james' wedding ring is silver and regulus' is gold so that they always carry a piece of the other person with them <3

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do you ever think about how regulus only matters to us because sirius loved him

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as if being wrongfully imprisoned for twelve years wasn't enough, let's not forget that sirius black missed out on 90% of the eighties

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regulus black would stop at NOTHING to upstage his brother. i'm talking proposing at sirius' wedding type of upstaging

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when sirius finally tells regulus him and remus are dating regulus just says 'that's a shame.' and sirius is freaking and he says 'do you not support me?' and regulus is like 'uhh no, i just thought remus had more self respect than that.'