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I̷̖͕̺͇̼̊'̶̧̢̦̥̖̯̞̙̖͆͊̈́̽̄̍̚͜͝͠ḿ̴̗͉̼͓͚͓͚͕̃̚ ̴̧̝̺͍̘̘̱̙͛͜ͅͅb̴̨̧̲͇̱̟̹̟͕͙̔͗̀̍̈́̓̽̂͒̈́ͅa̶̖̦̫̻͉̙̗̹̬̖̐̃̓̌̀̅̀͘͠c̸̖̩̻̰̱͈̙͛̉k̴̨͈̠̮͕̖̮̙̙̳͎̏̀̎̐̃̈́͘ ̸̡̮̗̠̹̪̭̰̣̓͛̉̈́́̊̒͊ͅḃ̴̨̳̬͔̯͚̅̇ī̵͎̱̤̩͈̙̝̣̲̈́͗̽̀͛͜͝ͅṫ̸͕̰̏́̓̈̓͌̾c̵̻͍̋̾̓̄̎̍̉̃̒̚͠h̷̛͎̳͉̖̮͐͒͂̓̿̕e̵̡̢̫͖͖͕̼̟̘͊͐̒̈̔͝s̶̢̡͉̖͍̣̥͇̞̪̈͗͑̍̒ ̵̡̬͖͍̹̹̜̼́̈́̑̀̾̌͐̽͝:̵̹̦̻͔̮̫̣͈͍̲̈̓̈͋̿̓͌̓̑ͅ)̴͙̂̐͒̇͑́̿

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Bruce, walking into the Batcave: Why does it look like a tornado came through here? Jason: You know that trick people play on dogs? That one when you pretend to throw a ball but actually keep it in your hand and watch as the dog chases after nothing? Bruce: Yeah? Jason: Steph did that to Dick.

[incorrecttwsted]

[devilishvalentine]

Y/N: Sit down, i'm gonna torture you now

Jason, smirking: Kinky.

Y/N: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Jason: What—

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for.

Jason: Stop, now—

Y/N: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Jason: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!

[chaoticaesthetician]

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

[livsoulsecrets]

Dick: Bruce just insisted Tim and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.

Dick: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: What's the most polite way to phrase "you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email?

Percy: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do"

[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

k.b. // unknown

[sm64mario]

The Newest Super Mario Bros game has been announced for Nintendo Shitcube

[anomalouscorpse]

Damian, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Tim: You did WHAT—

Jason: William Snakespeare.

[404-squill]

uh... hello? is... is anyone there?

ooo look squill!!! hi red text! I'm wi-

I don't think we should trust an unknown source-

SHUT UP BITCH. sorry lost thing person whatever! I'm will, and the... other one... is squill!

:&:;$,!,!; (alt: sigh)

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: What's it like dating Regulus?

James: Once, I asked for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

James: I love him.

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[deswhomst]

Sirius, everytime he accidentally breaks something: Regulus! What have you done!?

(kid) Regulus, from the other room: What!?

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Sirius, after breaking a cup: REGULUS!

(adult) Regulus: *pounces on him* YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

Effie, knowing full well what's going on: *sipping coffee noises*

[incorrecttwsted]