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If I was haunting an abandoned building I would gladly accept a block of velveeta cheese as sacrifice over a human being.

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TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

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Just thought everyone should know, my mom said she would eat cornflakes out of the skull(s) of anyone responsible for the deaths of me, my siblings or her grandkids.

Cornflakes. Fucking cornflakes.

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My sister: Do I want coffee?

Me: You just finished a can of coke.

My sister: That doesn’t answer my question.

Me and my tumblr brainrot: IRRELEVANT.

My sister in solidarity: IRRELEVANT!

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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A child squeaks and a pigeon flies

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Love is love, but said to the tune of “What is love”

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I am not beating the grandma allegations.

(I’m 20)

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I would like to begin a plot outline but every time I look for a reference online they’ve already been cleaned up and I just want to know what the original and messy outline looked like so I know how to approach my own. My thoughts are not organized and I refuse to believe that any writer’s are.

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Cursed food idea: Oatmeal grilled cheese

(grilled cheese with oatmeal as filling)

I’ll see myself out.

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Remember kids, if the legal route does not work, arson and property damage work just fine.

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Who is this Have you speak of? Why should I be like them? What do you mean ‘behave’ is one word?!

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Being good at math and general enjoyment of novels meant I was mostly ignored as a small human child. Unfortunately for me, that also meant that I made it to high school sans work ethic. I then coasted through high school on my ability to absorb new and interesting information like a sponge. What I am trying to say is HOW TF DOES A HUMAN ADULT DEVELOP A WORK ETHIC WHERE THERE IS CURRENTLY NONE??!!!

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Attempting more dynamic poses. Send Help.

(Any advice on avoiding faces would be greatly appreciated)

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