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we’re so back !! (im reading toa again)

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inspired by ‘Teach Them How to Dream’ by calamitoustide 🤍

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For everyone who says the prequels are a cash grab:

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just finished we were liars… im a mess and now need to read the book !! 🫶🫶

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marauders era as moments from my family part 5✨

five year old harry, taking care of a stuffed toy: ugh. they won’t stop crying and im TIRED.

remus: you know you can just put the toy away, right?

harry, turning around and gasping dramatically: NO. I AM A MOTHER.

remus, hands up in defense: okay, okay. my bad.

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“Part of me’s still stuck at fourteen. Never thought I’d be somebody that could get so angry. One more second til I shatter, I’ve been told to say I’m fine. Nothing really seems to matter when it comes to my mind.” - Just A Little, mxmtoon

this song is both lily AND remus coded and no one can change my mind. THE CHORUSS??? them fr

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Barty: Alright, what time does the Judgemental Express arrive? Evan: Reg gets here at noon.

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barty and regulus would be menaces on dress to impress. like serving top tier cunt. divas.

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marauders era as my family part 4✨

sirius and regulus decorating cookies for christmas

sirius, showing off his snowman cookie: hey!! look at my cookie☺️

regulus, with a cookie that just says “fuck you sirius”: thats cool but mines better

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evan: i think i’m gonna have to do what my dad does after i graduate

barty: it can’t be that bad! what does your dad do?

evan: domestic terrorism

barty: 🥰

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i need a fic where james sneaks into the north pole and takes the place of one of santa's reindeer and then like... delivers the joy of christmas or some shit. it's 2am. this is my greatest idea.

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Regulus: I’m breaking up with you

James: nuh uh

Regulus: The fuck you mean ‘nuh uh’ ??

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starting the cadence of part-time poets lets see how long it takes me to finish it

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marauders era as my family part 3✨

sirius: what’s your favorite thing about yourself??

three year old harry: …mac and cheese!!

sirius, who is incredibly proud: me too, bud, me too.

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GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD I WANT ONE DAY WHERE IM NOT SAD ABOUT WIZARDS

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thats the art of getting by is making me so soft and so sad at the same time

SIRIUS GIFTING HARRY THE STUFFED DOG😭 CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING?? “now i can take padfoot everywhere”

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so pathological people pleaser made me fucking sob