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Save me, Godzilla pinball machine and pickle beer!!

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i biked 100 miles today!!

now i have jelly legs!!

it’s the longest ride i’ve ever done by far :3

had a fantastic time on the trail!!

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lounging at the leaf pond

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sweaty after a day on the bike :3

doing my first 100 mile ride later this week and i’m so excited!! wish me luck cause i’m gonna need it!!

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parking lot venus

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^ met these 2 the other day 😎

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just found out you can’t post dick on here…

i think i’m gonna be sick 🤢🤢🤢

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made some customizations to my bike :3

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🐟🐠🎣🐡🐟🐡 🐡🐠 🐟🐠🎣🐡🐟🐡 🐡🐠

WARNING THIS DYKE IS LICENSED TO FISH!!!!!!

I got my fishing license today! Immediately put it to good use by reeling in this ABSOLUTE monster

🐟🐠🐡🐠🐟🐠🎣🐡🐟🐡 🐡🐠🐟🐠 🐡🐠

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god lives in the virginal synaptic cleft of a tgirl who grew up a sad eyed religious boy and He wants you to worship by feeding her enough acid to kill a horse

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study of turkey vulture eating skinless cat.

sarah_hw_dog

“it was day one of HRT. i was on my way to pick up my prescriptions when i stumped upon the pair. i knelt, transfixed in adoration at the sight of the carnal sacrament. the conquering of death. consumption and communion. vehicle and passenger. noticing my profane visage piercing their tabernacle, the vulture took flight. off in search of others. to save them from their skins.”

it’s been about a year since i met these two. this was my first attempt at drawing them. the vultures head sparkled in a way i do not yet know how to capture. more to come!

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DOG DRAWING!!!!!!

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Procrastination tip! You can avoid doing chores by drawing lobsters instead! Share this with your friends who need help procrastinating!

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felt i needed to share this. it is one of my fav videos of all time. i didn’t make it. but the infinite number of people in this downhill mountain bike race/event will always hold a special place in my heart <3 each and every one ot them.

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Sarah_dog (b. 2001)

Ode to John A. Stewart Park, 2024

Found leaves and foliage, paper, riso ink

10 in x 15 in

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Sarah_dog (b. 2001)

Your Move, 2025

Mylan estradiol transdermal system instructions, red and gold ink

5 in x 15 in

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Sarah-dog (b. 2001)

My Heyday, 2025

Kid Pix (public domain version), trackpad

3024 px x 1314 px (314 kb)