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adag10 · 14 days ago
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Do you wright for the Magnus archives :>
yessir ^^
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adag10 · 16 days ago
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God Pete is such a cringe fail loser legitimately. He once tried to look cool and break a shovel over his leg and instead broke that leg. He once jerked off to a math problem. He can not tell the difference between football and baseball. He either A. Endurance trains with a shake weight so he can mastrubate long or B. Mastrubates so much he has managed to become jacked. He calls sex sexy time. He’s apparently very knowledgeable about science but has no clue how to check someone’s pulse. He wears bow ties and suspenders every day of his life.
Anyway this point of all of this is that I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism.
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adag10 · 18 days ago
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Dating Headcanons: Professor Hidgens
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pairing: professor hidgens x reader
a/n: i hope y’all find this as funny as i do
fandom: tgwdlm
genre: uhhhh
he leaves you for
greg..
and steve..
and stu..
and mark..
and leighton..
and chad
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-typed on iphone (explanation for fuckass formatting)
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adag10 · 19 days ago
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yoyoyo i’m gonna be out of the country so i prolly won’t be posting for the next 11 days but trust i will be working on my requests while i’m gone 💪‼️‼️(thank god for the existence of the notes app lmao)
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adag10 · 20 days ago
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why do you think Richie is the mascot?
Also there’s absolutely no shame in writing y/n x Richie Lipschitz :) it’s perfectly normal and it isn’t hurting anyone😁
Personally, I think that Richie is the mascot because he's always wanted to be a part of the team but he doesn't have the skills or hand-eye coordination to actually join lol
Mascot was like the next best option because he can get the validation from the cheers of the crowd without being thrown into the actual game
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adag10 · 20 days ago
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Hi! Love ur blog so far! Can I request the Eltingville club x bimbo reader? Is it cliche and stupid? yes but I am freeeee
Eltingville Club x Bimbo Reader
a/n: is it cliché? yes but nerds x bimbo is SO PEAKKKK I didn't know if u wanted whole group or individual so i just did individual lol sorry if i didn't do the whole bimbo thing too well slightly ooc cuz none of these freaks would talk to a woman ever sorry if any of this is rushed, i like crashed by the end lololol
pairing: eltingville club x reader genre: fluff word count: 4514
Bill Dickey
Bill's seen you around before at school, but he didn't really pay you any mind. He thought you were cute, but he brushed you off as some dumb bimbo that wouldn't blink twice at him. That was until you two were paired together for a group project.
At first, he was majorly bitchy. Kept whining about how he had to do the project with some stupid bitch that doesn't know her right from her left (his words). That was until the dream.
He was having one of his usual Startrek dreams where he was the hero, but instead of his usual damsel in distress, it was you. After that, Bill got more reserved around you, yet he was kinder. Rather than bitching every time you messed up on the project, he just kindly corrected you.
Over the next few days, you two sort of start to become closer. This is because Bill is lowkey plottin on you, and he finally found his chance to meet up with you outside of school when you mention how you're struggling with science.
"Omg, your soo good at this, i like cant get stoichi-whatever it's called" "Stoichiometry? It's so simple. If you want, I could tutor you outside of class" "Omg really?? You're like such a life saver Billy!" "Well I can have a stupid lab partner. You want to meet up at my place to do it?" "Oh def!!"
When the day finally arrives, at first, he was incredibly excited that he managed to find a way to get you over to his place, but then he realized... you're going over to his house. Where were you two meant to study? It cant be his room because he keeps all his superhero memorabilia up there and he doesn't want to risk you breaking it, and it definitely cant be the living room cause what is his stupid sister tries to interrupt you two. no he cant have that. His third and final option is the basement. It's a bit messy from the last time he and the gang had their meeting, but he thinks that if he tries hard enough he can clean it before you come over.
You get there, and now you're being tutored by bill. The chance to mansplain basic info to some pretty chick is majorly stroking his ego. You two are sitting on the couch in the basement with quite a bit of distance between you, but any time you ask for major help, he doesn't hesitate to lean all the way over to help correct you. His face is RED by time he's done you're so pretty up close and you smell so nice.
Over time, even once the project is done, the study sessions become a regular thing between you two, and it is NOT good for him. He's counting down the seconds until the next time he can get you into his basement. He can't stop thinking about you. Your voice, your smell, your lips. He'll never admit it, but he's OBSESSED. All that he's thinking about while tutoring you is the way that your lips would feel pressed against his. He's convinced you're a witch. That's gotta be the only explanation. There's no other reason he would be this obsessed with a woman. You have to have put some spell on him. You know what breaks all spells? A kiss. He's managed to convince himself that maybe if he kisses you, the illusion that your so... perfect, will leave him. And that's just what he plans to do at your next study session.
Here you two are again, same couch, same people, same reason, but everything feels different. You cant quite place what it is, but something about Bill is off today. Not in a bad way, but maybe he's a bit cleaner. Like he put a bit more effort into getting ready. Strange. Maybe you'll ask him about it.
While you're over there trying to place what seems so different, bill is trying to work up the balls to kiss you. He's convinced that whatever you've done to him will fade once he does it. He wont be so enamored by your laugh, and the way that your hair falls to frame your face. By the way that he can smell whatever new perfume you've decided to try, and the soft giggle you let out when you don't quite understand what he's saying. But what if it doesn't work. What if these feelings magnify ten fold after the kiss. What is he to do... He might as well just go for it and pray that he returns to normal. What he didn't realize is that he's staring at you while contemplating what to do.
"Hey Billy are you o-mph!" He cuts you off with a kiss. Its sloppy, and he tries to go in with too much tongue way too fast, trying to emulate what he's seen from his crappy pornos. Once he pulls away, both of you are a bit out of breath. You let out a little giggle at the dazed look on his face. "I was wondering when you were finally gonna kiss me"
Jerry Stokes
You and Jerry have lived next door to each other since before you could remember. He's always been sort of a shy kid, and you quite the opposite, but you two were forced to hang out with each other often enough as children that you two grew rather close. I suppose over the years, a distance has grown between the two of you, well with him hanging out with the club more and you with your more popular friends, but your mother has recently insisted that you stay at the Stokes place while she's out of town for a weekend trip.
You don't mind it much, thinking of it as a chance to reconnect with an old friend. Jerry also didn't mind it, well that was at first. This was until Bill and the rest of the gang got to him "You cant have a girl stay at your place" "god does she even know anything about lotr. she'll totally just mess up your stuff" "who knows, that girl's like stupid, maybe he'll get lucky" these, among many other claims are made by his little friend group. He tries his best to brush these comments off, but he's a bit worried. What if you two no longer have anything in common. What if he makes a fool of himself in front of you. He has always had a small crush on you, maybe this is his chance. His racing thoughts got cut off when he heard the doorbell ring 'shit its her'
He can hear you and his mom chatting down stairs, just basic stuff like "how have you been" "its been so long" and the likes. He overhears his mom call him downstairs and rushes down
"Hi Jer! I feel like we haven't talked in like agessss, what have you been up to?" "H-hey y/n.. uhh I haven't been doing much.."
His mom urges you two upstairs so you can catch up. At first it's a bit awkward, but then you start talking about some fashion magazine that you had been reading and its as though you two never stopped hanging out. He doesn't quite follow everything your saying, not knowing the difference between a halter top and a Henley, nevertheless, he smiled seeing the way that your eyes sparkled. Seeing how animated you got while talking about your interests. During your time apart, he had forgotten about how your smile could light up a room, but now that seems to be all he could focus on.
Over the short weekend, you two become closer than ever. He cant help but notice the way that you flutter your eyes at him when he talks about his interests. He finds everything that you do to be so cute, I suppose his old crush hit him hard. The weekend begins to come to an end, but a few hours before you leave, you remember something. An excuse to talk to Jerry more. Homecoming. You figure that if you ask him and he isn't busy, you two can hang out there and have a good time.
"hey Jer" "What's up y/n?" "Do you like.. have a date to hoco?" "Ah no.. parties aren't really my thing" "Awww, i was totally gonna ask if you wanted to like go with me or something"
He chokes when he hears you say that. There's no way his childhood crush is asking him to homecoming. He stutters out something along the lines of "Well I wouldn't mind going if it was with you.." "Great, then its a date!"
Whelp, now Jerrys out of commission. His brain short circuited hearing you say those words "its a date" did you mean that in the simple phrasing, or did you mean that its a DATE kind of date. Before he got the chance to ask, you hear the doorbell ring and your mother downstairs here to pick you up.
"Well, looks like I gotta go.. Ughhh I was having so much fun hereee, We should like totally do this again!!" "Y-yeah"
He's still so shocked that he barely processes your kiss to his cheek as you leave. All he can think about is the way that you looked staying at his house for the short weekend, whishing it lasted longer.
As the days passed, you two were back in school. You waved at each other in the halls, even going so far as to say high to each other. Doesn't seem so shocking, but its more than you two did previously. You started actually hanging out at his place again, realizing how much you two missed each other. You two eventually get closer, but Jerry still is unsure whether or not you consider your homecoming date to be an actual date. He certainly wants it to be, but do you?
Jerry is counting down the days until the dance, and wouldn't you know, its finally arrived. He's sweating BAD. He doesn't know what to do, he's worried that this was somehow just some cruel joke, but all of his fears melt away when he sees you in your dress. You're the most stunning woman he's ever laid his eyes on. Now, he has a whole new set of fears. 'What if he looks stupid standing next to you. ''What if you think he-' you cut off his racing thoughts
"You look very handsome today Jer!" "You do too. I mean- You look beautiful, not handsome- not that women cant be handsome but-" Your laughter cuts him off "You're so cute y'know" "bidibidibidi, okay buck!"
He freezes. There's no way that the hottest girl he knows just called him cute and THAT was his response. He wants to crawl into a hole and die, but you grab his hand and lead him into the school gym. At first, you two just sit around and talk but then your favorite song comes on.
"OMG i LOVE this songgg!! We HAVE to dance" "I don't know.. I don't really do dancing" "Come onnnnn its gonna be so funnn. Please Jerrr"
He cant resist the way that you look at him, so he gives in. You two dance for a while, but then the up beat pop songs switch to a more slow, romantic kind of vibe. Jerry contemplates going to sit back down, but then you pull him in. You place his hands on your waist, while you wrap yours around his neck. He wonders if you can feel him trembling under your gaze. If you can tell that he's freaking out at the closeness of your proximity. Your scent overwhelms his senses and all he can think about is you. He decides he's finally gonna do it. He's gonna lean in and kiss you, but that's when the genres switch again. You pull away, complaining about your heels making your feet hurt. Damn.. he missed his chance. You can tell that he's a bit sulky after the dance, but you assume its because he still wanted to dance
"Come on Jer, we can go back to dancing in a bit, I just need a moment to rest" "Alright.."
The dance finally comes to an end. You two walk home together, and you stop in front of your house to talk for a bit before you head in and he goes home.
"It's getting late, I guess it's time for me to go" "Without a kiss goodbye? what kind of a date is this"
He stops in his tracks. So this WAS a date, and she WANTS you to kiss her. He turns back to face you and he begins to lean in. He pauses a bit halfway, but you don't hesitate to meet him in the middle. It was simply a quick peck, yet Jerry swears he felt fireworks.
"That's much better"
He stumbles off back to his house as he hears you say goodnight.
Pete Dinuzio
Pete had no intention of falling for you. It started off as a bet between the group. Pete claimed that he would be able to make out with one of the ditzy popular girls before the end of the month. That's how he met you.
He's had his eye on you for a short while. but never planned on talking to you. You were just good fuel for his late night fantasies, but when the bet was made, he decided he simply couldn't miss his chance at you. Even with all your pink, he sees a Scream pin on your backpack. Bingo. That's his in. His conversation starter. He waits until he catches you alone to talk to you about it.
"So.. you like Horror movies?" he nods towards your pin "Oh totally!!! I think they're like majorly cool, but they give me the wiggins haha" "Then how did someone like you sit through Scream?" "oh well.. I started it cause my friends told me that Bill and Stu were like majorly hot, I was like majorly freaked the whole time I watched it though. I like cant watch horror movies by myself or else I get suuuuuper paranoid"
You couldn't make this any easier for him. Over time, he keeps approaching you to make conversation. You two actually begin to become rather close friends, close enough to where you're willing to be seen outside of school with him. Its nearing the end of the month, and he doesn't want to lose this bet, so he invites you over for a movie night.
"I don't know Pete, I'm gonna like shriek and its gonna be so embarassinggg" " Come on man, you have nothing to worry about, I'm gonna be right next to you the whole time" "Okayyy, but don't get mad when I have nightmares, its gonna be your fault" "I could never get mad at you doll" "Haha You gotta cool it with that nickname Pete" "Never"
This comes as a surprise to him. He actually meant those words. "I could never get mad at you." I suppose over these past few weeks, he's gotten rather attached to you. I suppose its become a bit more serious than just a little bet to him. Maybe this was a bad idea, what if you find out that it was just a bet. Well i guess there's little chance of that. What if you don't want to kiss him and you hate him after this.. Eh you're just some dumb bimbo, it's not like it matters if you two are friends after this right?
He gets his house ready, luckily for him, his brothers and his dad are out of the house for now so he wont have to deal with them coming over and messing things up. He planned to get this kiss by the end of the night and he has it planned perfectly. He's gonna smoke some, offer some to you, play some horror film he has laying around, and you'll be so scared that you'll turn to him for comfort. Once you've calmed down, you'll realize how brave he is and you'll kiss him. Easy. It's foolproof, nothings gonna mess it up.
The doorbell rings.
Pete makes sure that everything's where he needs it to be. Its all perfect so he opens the door
"Hey y/-" "Hey Pete! I hope you don't mind that I brought some friends along with me.. I thought it would be nice if we had a few more people!"
It's ruined. Now he's gotta come up with a new plan. What were you thinking bringing three of your friends over, now he's never gonna win the bet...
You all come inside and settle down, you next to Pete, your friends kinda just on the couch by y'all. Some of them mutter about how the place reeks of weed, but you tell them to be nice.
"Sooo what movies are we gonna watch Pete?" " Oh well I was thinking we could start with a classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then we could do Black Christmas, and maybe Hellraiser." "Sounds awesome, I'll try not to get too scared" "You can hold onto me if you get to frightened" "Maybe I'll take you up of that offer"
Okay, this isn't totally ruined, maybe he can get you alone later, or maybe your friends will leave or fall asleep and then you two can have a chance alone.
He starts up a movie, and he keeps glancing at you through the corner of his eye. You seem so interested. You go on about how you feel bad about how they're treating Franklin. He thought it was so cute how worked up you got over some fictional guy. He wonders if you would feel bad for him when he got harassed at school.
Around 30 minutes into the second film, your friends drag you into another room. Pete tries his best to listen in without making it too obvious. He hears them complaining about how boring this is and saying they want to leave. He hears you begin your words of protests but your friends cut you off saying that either you can stay or you can go with them but either way they're leaving.
Pete's given up, its clear that his plan was a bust and he's going to have it held over his head by his friends for the next millennia. He sees you guys coming out and your friends heading for the door, but you're walking over to the couch. What, are you going to give him some dumb excuse as to why you have to leave? He's surprised when you sit down next to him.
"Apparently, they had some curfiew" "And you don't?" "Luckily, I told my parents about my plans and they were cool with me staying as long as I want" "So you still want to stay, Doll?" "Of course I do, I'm having a great time with you, Petey!"
The plan is back on, but now Pete isn't as sure that he should stick to it exactly. Rather than trying to coerce you into kissing him, he decides to just let the night go how it wants, and if the time feels right, he'll lean in.
You two got 45 minutes into the third movie before you stopped paying attention to the film, both to enamored with talking to each other to pay attention to what's going on, Kirsty Cottons screams being rather nice background noise to your conversation.
"You're saying that you would rather be stalked by Candyman than Ghostface?" "I'm saying I'd rather be stalked by neither, but at least I know who Candyman is, Ghostface could be anyone, it could be my father!" "But your father could be easier to get away from than some ghost!" "Yeah.."
You notice the way that Pete's face falls when you bring up his father, so you try your best to change the subject.
"Okay, fuck marry kill... Pinhead, Bubba Sawyer, and Nosferatu" "...Can I kill them all??" "Noooo you have to play alonggggg" "Fine, ill fuck pinhead cause you know hes gotta be into some weird shit" "Are you into weird shit?" "Only if you are"
you let out a giggle at this, so Pete assumes his charms are working
"Okay, getting back on track, what about the other two?" "I'd marry Bubba Sawyer, less money to have to spend on meat" "So you're killing Nosferatu??" "Would you not?" "Eh, I suppose out of those three I'd kill him too." "Exactly!"
As your conversation begins to fade, Pete sees you looking at his lips. He decides that now is his chance, so he leans in and kisses you. At first you start to pull away in shock, but then you decide to deepen the kiss.
Pete is ecstatic, it's better than he ever could've imagined, but something feels wrong. He kissed you, but he won the bet. What if word gets back to you on this. I suppose that's just an issue for another day
Josh Levy
Josh was in shock when he first saw you in Joes. He was convinced you've gotta be lost. Boy did you look it, but you still perused the shelves with a determined look on your face. He wondered what someone like you could be in here for, while he was busy thinking, you noticed him and your face lit up. You begun to walk up to him, but at first he ignored you because he was convinced you had to be trying to get someone else's attention, that was until he heard
"Hey! we go to the same school right?? I think I have you in social studies... You're like... Josh right?"
he looks as though you've just thrown a bunch of freeze potions on him the way that the man stood still when he heard you say his name
"I.. Is that not your name? If it isn't then I'm like so sorry, I've never been too good with names-" "No, Josh is right" "Oh radical! I was just wondering if you could like help me find the latest Star Wars volume? My little brother is like totally into it and his birthday is coming up soon so I thought it would be like so bitchin if I could buy him a copy for his birthday!" "I-uhm I could definitely help you find it" "Awesome! You're a total lifesaver Joshie!!"
Even while dazed that you're actually talking to him, he manages to help you find the right comic you're looking for. You decide to ask for his number just in case you need more nerd help for your brother, maybe you could even ask for some comic recommendations for him!
While you're overjoyed that you found someone that could help you out with your little brothers interests, Josh is stunned that a hot chick like you asked for his number. HIS. He's convinced that this has gotta be some sort of prank.
He rushes straight home because he's realized he's running late to the club meeting. They'll shit their pants when he tells them about this interaction. The only thing is, they don't believe him. You got his number, but he didn't manage to get yours. They, being the high school boys that they are, decide to make fun of him. That is, until you talk to him in school. You stopped him in the hallway early morning while he was talking to his friends.
"OMG Josh thank you for your help before! He was like so psyched when I gave him his present!!" "I'm happy to help"
And then you threw your arms around him. You're hugging him. In public. In school. In front of his friends. I guess they cant make fun of him for making up a girl anymore.
You wave goodbye and run off towards your friends before he can fully process the hug, that's when he hears the bell ring. I suppose he's gotta go to class.
Later that day, you decided to give him a call.
"Who is this?" "Hey Josh, its me y/n! I like totally forgot to call you before, I was so busy with my brother's birthday and spending time with my family, y'know?" "Its fine, did you need something"
Little did you two know, that conversation of yours would last literal hours, you two only realized it when you noticed that the moon was out.
Over the weeks, you and Josh began to get closer, he even went to your house once or twice. You loved the way that he got along with your brother, talking about Doctor Who and Star Trek. It's nice to see your younger brother getting along with someone, and Josh certainly does look cute when he's using his little nerd terms, he even learned.. what was it.. Klingon? God he's such a dweeb. But he's your dweeb.. Well, not YOUR dweeb, but like a dweeb that you're friends with. Right. Just friends.
Its just another day where Josh came over to your place, and you two are just hanging out in the living room with the TV on. It was playing Sabrina the Teenage Witch. You had originally turned the show on to introduce Josh to one of your favorite shows, but then he started talking about how the cat reminded him of some creature from the X-Files. God he's so cute when he's talking about the little shows he's into. Oh my.. you're totally into this dork.
"I could totally kiss you right now" "and then they- wait what..?"
Holy shit... you just said that out loud. You told him you could kiss him. I mean you totally would if he wanted to but like what if he didn't. Come on y/n he's just staring at you, you've gotta say something
"I said I could like totally kiss you right now" "O-Oh"
Okay and you doubled down. What's the worst that could happen. he could reject you. Maybe he isn't into you the way you're into him, but there's no way it'll become too awkward if he isn't right?
While you're freaking out, so is he.
She likes me. She likes ME. I mean I would definitely kiss her too. I guess i could tell her that. But what if she's joking. His thoughts are erratic. He can feel his palms getting sweaty and his mouth getting dry. He cant leave you hanging, he's gotta say something.
"I wouldn't mind it if you kissed me..." "Really?" "Really."
Your eyes begin to flutter close as you begin to lead forward, his mind is racing but all the thoughts stop when your lips touch. All he can think about now are how soft your lips are and how sweet you smell.
You pull away. He has a look of disbelief on his face
"God the guys aren't going to believe this" "You're such a dork!"
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I hope u enjoyed this :)
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adag10 · 20 days ago
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hihi! hope you’re doing well :)
i wanted to leave a jjba request but i was just wondering what parts have you seen & what characters from each part do you prefer to write for? tysm <3
hihi!! i’m doing good ^^
i’ve seen parts 1-6, and i’m currently reading part 7! i’m totally cool with writing for any character from jojos lol <3
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adag10 · 21 days ago
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Dating Headcanons: Richie Lipschitz
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pairing: richie lipshitz x gn!reader a/n: Doing this because hes so bbg i love him and need people to write fanfic for him gender neutral reader cuz this man has gotta be bi Nothing NSFW cus hes a highschooler
fandom: nerdy prudes must die genre: fluff
You're gonna have to be the first to confess i fear
HES SO FLUSTERED A FIRST
he literally like shuts down and rushes off to find pete
After calming down, it hits him. He literally ran away from you... god he thinks you hate him now
He'll literally trip over himself rushing to find you
Like ACTUALLY trip.
thats how you found him
He saw you and went to shout your name across the hallway when he tripped over air and fell face first on the ground
You heard a thud behind you, so being nosey, of course, you turned around
"Y/-" *THUD* "Holy shit... Richie are you okay???" "IMSOSORRYICOULDNT-" You cut him off, "Hey man, slow down. I can barely understand you" "Im sososoo sorry for running away earlier, its just I.. I like you too"
this is his first relationship
gonna be so fr, hes mad stinky, though he'll try to fix his hygiene for you
tries his best to be romantic, but the only thing he knows about romance is from crappy harem anime(he'll try watching some shojo to geta better grasp at romance though)
he goes to Pete for romantic advice cause hes got to be some kind of romance wizard if hes pulled THE Stephanie Lauter
"W-what do you mean you dont think Y/N will like it if i ... Peter?? I saw it in Ouran!"
Late night phone calls where he just yaps about the most recent anime he's binged
"No... you dont get it. The fight between Giorno and Diavolo was LIFE CHANGING!!! He literally sent him through an ENDLESS DEATH LOOP!! We have gotta watch this together"
If you couldn't guess by now, half of your date nights consist of binging anime together
he WILL stare at you to make sure that you're enjoying it
sometimes, you two dye his hair together, you once convinced him to go from his usual blue to a bright red and it was pretty rad, he compared it to Gaara until it begun to fade
he likes to film you
not in like a weird way, but he wants to capture your perfection on video, although he claims nothing compares to the real thing
he sometimes refers to you as his waifu/husbando
overall, hes just a silly nerd and your relationship is a jovial time
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this was my first time writing fanfic, i hope yall didnt hate this lol
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adag10 · 21 days ago
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THE APPOTHEOSIS IS UPON US any pronouns. 18. will write just about anything within reason. ask for any fandom, if im into it, ill write for it
requests -> please
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