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It is one of these fanfics where Draco is not allowed to use his wand because of what he did in the war (for a certain time) and Harry is the one safe keeping it. Draco just wanted to twiddle with it to pass the time.

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sometimes i remember i was lowkey one of the most popular brance fic writers on wattpad in 2022-2023 and i’m baffled… like what…

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Bring back unattractive Remus Lupin I scream. Stop making every marauders character conventionally attractive I beg them. But the crowd does not hear me

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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propaganda i'm not falling for:

- sacrificing precious ao3 reading time to study

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Pour one out for #bowie.

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“you read your own posts/fanfics??”

i didn’t make them for YOU…

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i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

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needing to write something like dialogue in english class without using ‘said’ is light work when you’ve been writing fanfics for five years 🤑

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I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.

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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

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how to tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings for dummies 101 thank you and goodnight

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reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days