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ok so luffy finds the one piece and inside is a note saying “maybe the real one piece was the friends we made along the way” how would he react I can’t figure it out

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If I could time travel I would go back in time and just lie about the future so much

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Ok so in my ethics class in my friend group one of the guys is really hot so I asked everyone for their instagrams so I could get his and istg HE PRETENDED TO GIVE IT TO ME I gave him my phone to type it in and he did something?? And then gave my phone back?? I got everyone else’s instagrams! but not his! This is what I get for liking a cishet man.

And no it wasn’t a mistake!! Because it was not recently searched either ❌

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Stream history hates lovers by oublaire

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One time I told this guy at Aldi he scanned groceries really fast and I think he thought I was flirting with the him but I was genuinely just impressed with how fast he scanned groceries. Like it was so fast I couldn’t believe it.

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im so queer coded that its impossible for me to know what id be like if i was cisgender and heterosexual. Like my entire personality revolves around being gay. My major is gender sexuality and women’s studies. Half my bookshelf is filled with gay books and I have a framed print of boob mountains on my wall. Im basically just the human embodiment of a pride parade.

(It is now about a month later and im just realizing I never hit the post button)

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Me when I smoke weed to make my voice lower and more scratchy

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Bitcoin? Isn’t that like Venmo?

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No bc zoro literally was the most famed pirate hunter and then luffy came along and completely changed the course of his life (and also saved his life) and now they are just silly little pirates getting underestimated and kicking everyone’s ass

I could write an entire essay on how meeting luffy altered the course of zoro’s life but the thesis would have to be the quote where he’s sitting in their tiny little dinghy sailing aimlessly into the open sea on day one, and says “looks like some pretty good adventures'll be waiting for us” because that’s it isn’t it? there are some pretty good adventures waiting for them. it’s about them against the world, and the joy of it all

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Don't worry guys, the staw hats have our backs

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We did it gang

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Me when I have to explain to my coworker why white history month and straight pride flags do not need to exist 😷

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Being trans is weird because part of me wants Big Bouncy Bimbo Boobs and the other part wants a nonexistent flat chest nothing at all

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About to write an essay on this for my trans studies class

i think one of my spiciest takes is that i think cis people should be cis on purpose and not because it’s the “default”

ok hear me out before you go into the notes, i have reasons.

the main idea is that i think EVERYONE should explore and interrogate their gender identity and what their gender truly means to them. because 1) i don’t think any harm will ever come from wanting to understand yourself and your existence on a deeper level and 2) if everyone, including cis people, explored their gender it would be more generally accepted. thus, trans people or people questioning their transness wouldn’t be as othered when they start questioning and exploring their gender.

because here’s the deal. every trans person i know can tell you what their gender means. they can tell you what it means to be a man or a woman or neither or both or some other nebulous concept. they can describe it to you and explain it to you. they can tell you what their manhood or womanhood or neitherhood means to them, what it represents, how they knew that’s who they were.

every trans person i know (including myself) can articulate what their gender is in more words than “well i’m *insert gender* because i’m *insert gender*” (yes i know i’m always saying i can’t be bothered with gender but i do actually have a lot of feelings and words on my own)

i’ve talked to a lot of cis people about gender and they just simply can’t explain to me what womanhood or manhood is to them. so often it’s “well i’m a man cuz i’m a man. i look like a man i act like a man etc etc.” but what does a man look like? what does a man act like? and it’s usually people who consider themselves trans allies saying these things!

people should explore their gender. they should understand it more deeply. i don’t say “explore your gender” as a way to try and force anyone into a realization of transness, i say it because i want people to understand their gender. whether that be cis or trans or whatever.

to understand yourself more deeply is to understand your place in the world more accurately. learning more about who you are, and why you are, and how you are never hurts in the long run.

so yeah. be cis on purpose, be cis because you know deeply that you are cis, because you understand what that means to you.

and be trans on purpose. use the labels you like deliberately. dress in the way that brings you euphoria and mitigates dysphoria because you deserve that.

simply be on purpose. walk through life with deliberate steps, with solidified intent. because without doing so, how can we find our purpose on this earth and in this life?

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time for the daily battle of “should I eat something or should my anorexia eat me”

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I can stop whenever I want..

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me going to the mall: hmm okay so I have a LOT of earrings and NOT a lot of money so I should definitely not buy any earrings :)

me leaving the mall: I have purchased seven pairs of earrings.