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thing about bingqiu is that if post canon shen yuan travelled back in time to jin lan city and saw 20 year old binghe, he'd pat binghe's head and say "binghe, it's good to see you again. this master was wrong, forgive him." binghe would be in disbelief before he bursts into tears and clings to shen yuan, and the whole self detonation scene/five years of holding his corpse would never happen

but if binghe time travelled back to jinlan city? literally nothing would change. binghe would be chasing shen yuan down yelling "shizun don't run away from me!!! you'll die again!!!!" and shen yuan would take that as a threat. binghe would say shen yuan is innocent at the huan hua trial and shen yuan would go "i can't deal with this weird reverse psychology act binghe is doing, just lock me up."

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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cult leader husbands

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alright i can get possessed my homie said it was chill

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Something about the whole "Eming is born of Hua Cheng's desire to live and Rouye is born of Xie Lian's desire to die," and then how Xie Lian wears funeral colours and Hua Cheng wears wedding colours. God oriented towards death and stillness and self-denial. Ghost oriented towards life and hope and happiness.

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I love the difference between “Shen Jiu intentionally had child Shen Yuan” vs “Oops! He’s here now!” AUs because the difference between how Shen Jiu treats Shen Yuan is so night and day.

“This is my beautiful precious son who is better than everyone else here and if you even look at him I’ll kill you”

Vs.

“I hope that fuckass child who is NOT related to me in ANY WAY falls of the mountain and fucking dies. No you still can’t look at him. No reason.”

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

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Help! I want to get into some BatFam. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to start? Which comics/shows etc?

Thanks!

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They are both so normal. Definitely nothing wrong with them or anything <33

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v day and stuff 💙💛

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Yep… still addicted. Damn ^^

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A lil break between commissions to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day! (˘︶˘).｡.:*♡

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Role reversal au but shen Yuan gets temporarily de-aged into a 5 year old.. at first binghe is having the time of his life. His a-yuan got even cuter!! Everytime shen yuan grabs binghes robe and looks up at him with those big eyes and says "bing-gege?" Binghe wants to scream and cry and roll around on the floor from how CUTE it is

Them at qian Cao listening to the peak lord explain what curse shen yuan must have been hit with but neither of them can focus because shen yuan keeps trying to escape binghes hold and touch the medicine bottles

Unlike his adult disciple, baby shen yuan smiles wide without hiding behind a fan, tells binghe what he wants to eat instead of saying he's fine with anything, holds out his arms for hugs and cuddles 24/7... its heaven until shen yuan asks where his family is

Binghe: you... never mentioned your family

Shen yuan: oh I have a mom and a dad and da-ge and er-ge and meimei !! Meimei is only one year old and she just learned how to call me ge :D

Binghe: aww :) okay, your friend Shang qinghua is from your hometown I'll ask him where your family is :)

Shang qinghua: Okay so the thing is........... um.....

Shen Yuan sobbing uncontrollably all night because his family isn't "in this world." No amount of hugs or snacks will make him calm down. Binghe wondering how he didn't know something like that about his favourite disciple.

When shen yuan turns back to his normal adult body, binghe tentatively brings the topic up. Shen yuan opens his fan and casually says "shizun need not worry, this disciple is no longer a child." Binghe doesn't push but he does stay awake at night wondering how much pain shen yuan doesn't share with anyone else

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part 2 of 3, based on this reply under part 1:

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It would be so fucking funny if Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun got married each convinced they were the wife.

???: "Who's the wife?" SQH: "Me. I married in, and I manage the finances and logistics of the household and kingdom." MBJ, simultaneously: "Me, I fight the honor duels and hunt all the large game."

And that's how they learn that human and demon gender roles are perhaps a bit more different than they'd been imagining.