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[When asked about their about their break-up]

Dean: Oh we would've never worked out, the love of her life was sleeping in a bed next to me, dreaming about her

Ginny: Well the love of your life was also sleeping in a bed next to you and dreaming about you, so I'd call us even

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Angelina: What’s wrong with Oliver? He’s been laying on the floor for like 10 minutes.

Alicia: Oh, he’s a little overwhelmed.

Angelina: Why?

Alicia: Percy giggled when he made a joke.

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Sirius Black LOVED Glam Rock.

Change my mind.

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McGonagall: James, Sirius, it seems trite that I even have to ask, but did you spike the punch?

Sirius: Something goes wrong, you blame us...

James: All these years, where is the trust?

McGonagall:

James and Sirius: Yeah, it was us

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Before they even know themselves

Sirius: *Grabbing his third butterbeer.* Remus: Enough. You do remember there's school tomorrow, right? Sirius: Shut up. Remus: Sirius: *Sighing and putting the beer back without opening it.* Remus: *Still reading at 2 in the morning.* Sirius: You do remember we have class tomorrow, don't you? Remus: Stop talking to me. Sirius: Remus: *Putting away the book and blowing out the candle.* Sirius: *Putting on his quidditch uniform while coughing.* Remus: You have a cold. You are not going to practice. Sirius: Try to stop me! Remus: Sirius: Fine! *throws his hands up* Remus: *Limping around the day after the full moon* Sirius: Sit down! If you're not going to use the crutch Madam Pomfrey gave you you're staying in bed. Remus: Make me! Sirius: Remus: Alright, alright. Give me that book and I'll stay put. James: You two are like an old married couple. You love each other so much. Remus: This idiot? Pfft! Sirius: Did you lick a hallucinogenic toad or something? James: Whatever you say, guys. Still makes me happy.

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James: I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA-

Remus: NO.

Peter: NO JAMES.

Lily: NO.

Marlene: DEFINETLY NOT POTTER.

Gryffindors: NO.

Ravenclaws: NO.

Slytherin: NOO.

Hufflepuff: NO.

LITERALLY THE WHOLE WORLD : NO

at the same moment Sirius: WHEN ARE WE STARTING!?

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Forever young

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Hogwarts Express - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 227

They're hidden in the shadows, the smoke of the Hogwarts Express and the pillars of the station hiding them from view.

"We're going to miss the train," Remus mumbles, but to Sirius's delight, he doesn't make any effort to move.

"Fuck the train," Sirius whispers, still kissing up his neck, "I missed you."

The taller boy blushes, wrapping his arms more securely around him, sighing into the touch. "I love you," he says, but it's so quiet they can hardly hear it over the hissing of the steam coming from the engine.

Except they both do hear it. And Sirius pulls back, eyes wide, as he stares at his boyfriend with a grin.

"I-"

But just then, a whistle sounds.

"Fuck!" They both curse, running hand-in-hand to the nearby door of the already slightly-moving train, Remus hopping up first and helping Sirius up after him, both thanking Merlin that James and Peter were kind enough to grab their trunks. It's only after they make it and slam the door shut that they look at each other, a bit breathless, and Remus turns to go.

"Wait!" Sirius says, and pulls the other boy back into a heated kiss. "I love you, too, Moons," he murmurs, grinning up at him.

And they both smile stupidly until Remus realizes. "Shit, I have a Prefects meeting!"

And they're off running again.

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lgbt hp headcannons

ginny has a strong preference for women, but has only ever seriously dated guys because of internalized homophobia.

harry's a pretty even bi, slight preference for women.

hermione is straight but an ally, ron is unlabeled and likes to keep it that way. all anyone needs to know about him is that he’s in love with hermione.

CHARLIE WEASLEY IS ARO.

harry's first crushes (though he didn't know it at the time) were bill weasley and cedric diggory. he finally realized they were crushes years later and everything made so much sense.

albus severus is gay, james sirius is straight, and lily luna is pan. there's no way james isn't an ally though because he's in a fully gay family.

ginny and luna made out a few times in fifth year when ginny wasn't with michael.

dean and seamus are so very gay for each other.

theo nott? gayest person in the series.

not really lgbt, but ginny and theo are platonic soulmates who both have massive crushes on harry, though theo respects ginny’s claim to harry.

wolfstar.

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Sirius: I feel like the closer I get to Moony, the moore sarcastic he becomes.

James: It's a thing with him. He feels more comfortable showing how the really is.

Sirius: Merlin... if I marry him, he might murder me with sacarsm.

James: I mean... if you're into that-

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Headcannon #9

None of the golden trio was straight.

I think we don't have to argue about Harry. The ways he described Bill or Draco are obvious.

That Hermione isn't straight is either evident.

But Ron isn't straight either. You can't tell me that he hadn't a huge celebrity crush on Krum. So basically his celebrity crush hooks up with the girl he sort of likes... I don't want to be in this situation.

The way he describes Krum reminds me of Harry describing Bill. A teenage crush.

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Sirius: I’ve lost my wand:(

Remus, looking at the wand that Sirius has used to put his hair up with: I’ll help you find it for 20 galleons

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[in the teachers office]

Dumbledore, walking in: someone just set the whole lake on fire

McGonagall: I bet you 10 galleons it's the work of your scoundrels

Slughorh: And I'll double that, cause I am sure it was Potter with his buddies

McGonagall: Crouch hasn't blown anything up in a very long time...

Slughorn: Right... but Sirius Black also was suspiciously quiet for the past month...

Flitwick: I understand we just gonna debate that and completely ignore the big question- how someone managed to fire up water?!

Sprout: I'll go one step further- we just gonna debate that and completely ignore the fucking fire?!

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he’s feeling very normal about this

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potions dungeons - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 239

The boys had unspoken rules. Sirius, for example, always got the bed by the window. If there was only one piece of Treacle Tart left, James got it. When Remus was in the Hospital Wing, all of the others alternated actually paying attention in class so they still had notes.

And Remus and Sirius were always Potions partners.

It had been that way since first year, when Peter had grabbed James's arm like a lifeline the very first time Professor Slughorn had uttered the word 'pairs,' leaving Remus and Sirius grinning awkwardly at each other.

It was an unspoken rule.

So why was Sirius sitting with James, not meeting Remus's eyes?

Confused, Remus set his things down next to Peter and whispered to him, "What's with the musical chairs?"

But Peter just shrugged. "Let's finish this quick, I want to go take a nap."

Mind still buzzing with confusion, Remus looked at the board for the directions for today's practical lesson and immediately gasped. Amortentia was written on the board in large letters.

Well, shit. Suddenly, he was glad he wasn't working with Sirius. How on earth would he have made it through the lesson calmly, knowing he was smelling everything that reminded him of Sirius when the boy in question was right next to him?

Breathing a sigh of relief, Remus moved to collect the ingredients.

It still didn't explain why Sirius wad wanted to work with James, though.

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"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point