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AND CALL OUT CORRUPT GOVERNMENT

How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

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fuck you to anyone who puts a black tag inside a white skirt. Bonus fuck you if the skirt is slightly transparent.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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@lavndvrr

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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I WILL SEND YOU TO THE FIELDS OF PUNISHMENT

i'd just like to thank esperenza valdez

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me and my mom are arguing about sounds brb

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I would like you to take a moment and imagine what it would look like for thalia to give leo the shovel talk

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he would force them all to immediately delete it once he found out about the information-selling thing they did though.

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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foul. jail with you.

It's so hot in this car I feel like Esperanza Valdez

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hey uh

is that big?

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as a questioning aro, you are ABSOLUTELY correct.

*slams hands on table* I raise that he's also arospec! And poly! One of the other don't work it's all or nothing baby

is this about my starlo being bi post

because if it is then YES YOU ARE ABOSLUTELY RIGHT HE IS AROSPEC AND POLY AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS WRONG

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Astrology side of tumblr, is the house thing broken?

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Tiniest percabeths youve ever seen bc I'm almost 400 pgs into MoA and I like them !!!!!! First one is lowkey trans Percy propaganda. Mb

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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When ao3 goes down for a few minutes us tumblr users have a mental breakdown because of it... I think it's a sign of addicton.

P. S: This is clearly just a joke, this post is not meant to be offensive to everyone.

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Peter and Percy Might've.

Someone said I shouldn’t let this get to tumblr so here I am uploading it to my blog