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Songs About Baking
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bakingsongs · 7 years ago
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Bake it Still (Parody of “Feel it Still” by Portugal the Man)
Can't keep my flans to myself Think I'll bake a loaf, put it on my display shelf In case my customers are in need Am I running out of cornmeal?
Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now I been mixing flour, eggs and chocolate chips, now Might be over now, but I bake it still Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now Let me stir you up a bowl of brownie mix, now Might be over now, but I bake it still
Got another mouth to feed Frying up an apple fritter, baker, make the loaf bigger Got all my baking needs But I’m still running out of cornmeal
Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now I been mixing flour, eggs and chocolate chips, now Might have had your fill, but I bake it still Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now Let me stir you up a bowl of brownie mix, now Might be over now, but I bake it still
We could always buy our treats (Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now) Give in to that easy living Goodbye to my bakery Stop baking all those tasty eats We could bake until the buns turn brown (Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now) Gonna make some brittle, cakes with nice chocolate drizzle, but oh 'til it burns keep baking treats
Am I baking? Am I baking? Am I baking? Am I baking? Am I baking? Am I baking bread?
Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, yeah I’m putting in a tin full of chocolate cake mix, now Might be over now, but I bake it still
Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now I been mixing flour, eggs and chocolate chips, now Might be over now, but I bake it still Ooh woo, I'm a baker just for kicks, now Let me stir you up a bowl of brownie mix, now Might be over now, but I bake it still Might've had your fill, but you bake it still
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Fresh Buns (Parody of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne)
Hey! Hey! You! You! I do like your fresh buns! Oh hey! Oh hey! I think I'll bake a few ones Hey! Hey! You! You! I could bake a fresh bun Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you bake treats Yes way! Yes way! All sorts of nice things to eat Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to bake some fresh buns
They're so fine Your bread is mine It's so delicious I bake up bread loaves all the time Baking's addictive Don’t you know my customers all buy my nice baguettes (baguettes, baguettes, baguettes) Don’t pretend I think you know I make peach pies And Hell Yeah I make motherfucking bread rise I can tell I like to keep my customers well fed
I bake all of this rye Then a nice key lime pie I think we should bake together now Baking's what everyone’s talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You! I do like your fresh buns! Oh hey! Oh hey! I think I'll bake a few ones Hey! Hey! You! You! I could bake a fresh bun Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you bake treats Yes way! Yes way! All sorts of nice things to eat Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to bake some fresh buns
I can see the way, I see the way you bake these treats And when you want to bake nice bread let the oven preheat I know you bake lots of eats all the time again and again (again, again, again) So mix up the flour, pour in flour, sugar too Stir it all up in a bowl were gonna make some food I don’t want to hear you never ever burn the bread (burn the bread! burn the bread! burn the bread!)
I bake all of this rye Then a nice key lime pie I think we should bake together now Baking's what everyone’s talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You! I do like your fresh buns! Oh hey! Oh hey! I think I'll bake a few ones Hey! Hey! You! You! I could bake a fresh bun Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you bake treats Yes way! Yes way! All sorts of nice things to eat Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to bake some fresh buns
In a second you’ll be eating up my chocolate cake I'm a baker So I will make some muffins Pour the batter Then put it inside the oven!
In a second you’ll be eating up my chocolate cake I'm a baker So I will make some muffins Pour the batter Then put it inside the oven!
Hey! Hey! You! You! I do like your fresh buns! Oh hey! Oh hey! I think I'll bake a few ones Hey! Hey! You! You! I could bake a fresh bun Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you bake treats Yes way! Yes way! All sorts of nice things to eat Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to bake some fresh buns
Hey! Hey! You! You! I do like your fresh buns! Oh hey! Oh hey! I think I'll bake a few ones Hey! Hey! You! You! I could bake a fresh bun Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you bake treats Yes way! Yes way! All sorts of nice things to eat Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to bake some fresh buns
Hey! Hey!
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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These Buns (Parody of This Love by Maroon Five)
I'm baking pie I did not recognize I was burning up the rye I cooked it for too long a time Whispered goodbye I threw it in the trash Now I'll try another batch Another batch of tarts
These buns, I'm baking these rolls and treats I've baked fruit pies so many times before Now my buns are burning in front of me I have no choice cause I'll just try and bake up some more
I tried my best to feed my customers Keep them coming to my store So I think I will bake some more Kept baking buns like it was just a game Just wait till that oven rings Take out the bread and bake again
These buns, I'm baking these rolls and treats I've baked fruit pies so many times before Now my buns are burning in front of me I have no choice cause I'll just try and bake up some more
I'll bake these tasty things Cause I'm the baking king And make sure everything's baked right My tasty soft baguettes I'll use my baking mitts Into my bakers oven I will roll dough with my rolling pin
These buns, I'm baking these rolls and treat I've baked fruit pies so many times before Now my buns are burning in front of me I have no choice cause I'll just try and bake up some more
These buns, I'm baking these rolls and treats I've baked fruit pies so many times before Now my buns are burning in front of me I've baked fruit pies so many times before
These buns, I'm baking these rolls and treats I've baked fruit pies so many times before Now my buns are burning in front of me I have no choice cause I'll just try and bake up some more
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Chocolate Cake (Parody of Poker Face by Lady Gaga)
Buns Buns Buns ah Buns Buns Buns ah Buns Buns Buns ah Buns Buns Buns ah Buns Buns Buns ah
I wanna bake a lovely pie filled with cherries Mix eggs, stir eggs, whisk eggs, baking in my bakery (I love it) Bakers intuition make a cake and butter tarts And then we'll make some bread cause baking is in this mans heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh These buns are hot, I bake them a lot Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, These buns are hot, I bake them a lot
I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody) I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody)
Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah) Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah)
I want some rolls to bake so tasty they will be A little baking is fun when you're with me (I love it) Tasty baguettes in my oven I'll bake a ton And baker when It's done I'll go ahead and make some buns
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh These buns are hot, I bake them a lot Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, These buns are hot, I bake them a lot
I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody) I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody)
Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah) Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah)
I will tell you my recipe For these pastries That I'm loving get my muffins I am baking, make these buns and get my oven running I make my dough in my bakery Mix the flour before you crack the eggs I promise this, promise this Eat my bread cause It's delicious
I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody) I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody)
I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody) I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody)
I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody) I bake my, I bake my Oh yes I bake a chocolate cake (I bake it like nobody)
Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah) Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah)
Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah) Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah)
Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah) Ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake, ch-ch-ch-chocolate cake (Buns Buns Buns ah)
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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I Love Baking Rolls (Parody of I Love Rock And Roll by Joan Jett)
I preheat the oven to four hundred degrees You know baking a bread loaf's such a breeze Oven was getting hot You know that I bake a lot And I could tell it wouldn't be long till that bread became tasty And I could tell it wouldn't be long till that bread became tasty
You know, I love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me! Ow!
My bread is so tasty and easy to make I whip up batter, oh yeah, or a chocolate cake I say, "Let's make some dough Or maybe a chocolate scone?" And I looked in the oven, that bread had become tasty And I looked in the oven, that bread had become tasty
You know, I love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me!
I say, "Let's make some dough Or maybe a chocolate scone?" And I looked in the oven, that bread had become tasty And I looked in the oven, that bread had become tasty, so tasty
You know, I love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me!
love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me!
I love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me!
I love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me!
I love baking rolls So put another loaf in the oven baby I love baking rolls So come and bake another bun with me!
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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The Bakery (Parody of The Suburbs by Arcade Fire)
In the bakery I I baked some bread Gotta keep all my customers fed Grab your oven mitts we're baking
You always made nice treats Knew one day we'd be baking In a fine bakery I'm gonna bake a nice pie I saw you baking all these buns that I yearn But by the time the first buns rose They were already burnt They were already, already burnt
Sometimes I can't believe it I'm doing all this baking Sometimes I can't believe it I'm doing all this baking again
Kids wanna bake some tarts My customers are still buying and I'm working very hard And all of the buns that I made in my bakery finally sells And all of the bread that I made in my bakery finally sells My muffins as well My muffins as well Oh my muffins
Sometimes I can't believe it I'm doing all this baking Sometimes I can't believe it I'm doing all this baking, I'm making these buns
So can you make baguettes? Oh I want to make all those hot cross buns Do I bake? You bet! I sure am a baker And I think that baking is fun
But if it's too much to ask, it's too much to ask Just don't burn my buns...
I'm gonna make a pie In the bakery we're still kneading I'm making some rye I'm making nice treats for eating, I'm the baking guy Cause I'm baking some rye I'm baking, I'm baking, some rye
Sometimes I can't believe it I'm doing all this baking Sometimes I can't believe it I'm doing all this baking again
I'm doing all this baking I'm doing all this baking
In my dreams we're still baking' We're still baking' We're still baking'
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Bake (Parody of Shout by Tears For Fears)
Bake Bake Whip up a cake These are the pastries I love to make Come on I'm baking a bun Come on
For key lime pies You shouldn't have to burn your rolls A loaf of rye That squishy tasty lump of dough
Just set the time The time it takes to bake your bread And soon you'll find Your customers will be well fed Your customers will be well fed
Bake Bake Whip up a cake These are the pastries I love to make Come on I'm baking a bun Come on
I baked some rye But suddenly they all were burnt As black as night I hope I'll try to bake some more I hope I'll try to ...
Bake Bake Whip up a cake These are the pastries I love to make Come on I'm baking a bun Come on
Bake Bake Whip up a cake These are the pastries I love to make Come on I'm baking a bun Come on
And when I've taken out my buns If you could bake a tart You'll see that bakings lots of fun You'll see that bakings...
Bake Bake Whip up a cake These are the pastries I love to make Come on I'm baking a bun Come on
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Burnt the Buns (Parody of Heart of Glass by Blondie)
Once I baked buns and it was a ball Soon turned out I had burnt them all Seemed like some good eats, only to find The bread was all black, i'll try again next time.
Once I baked some pies for me to go eat Peach, cherry, blueberry and mince meat They all seemed so tasty but I was so blind They all burnt cause, I lost track of time
Baking sheets What I bake is tasty and I'm feeling fine I'll bake up a shortcake and a loaf of rye Yes I fear I'm burning them it's just no good Burning treats like I do
Once I baked buns and it was a ball Soon turned out I had burnt them all Seemed like some good eats, only to find The bread was all black, i'll try again next time.
Bread inside Right there inside the oven and I've set the time To keep my buns from burning, I will succeed this time I can stop it from burning yeah
Yeah, ovens high on and the doughs inside
Once I baked buns and it was a ball Soon turned out I had burnt them all Seemed like some good eats, only to find The bread was all black, i'll try again next time.
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Treats (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)
When I baked here before, I could even bake a pie, I'm such a good baker, My bread makes me cry, My tarts are so tender, And my cinammon swirls, Yes I am a baker, I'm such a great baker.
Cause I bake treats, in my bakery, What the hell am I doing here? I'm baking bread here.
I don't care if it burns, I want to roll the dough, I want a tasty baguette, I want a tasty roll, I want you to taste test, My new recipe, Yes I am a baker, I'm such a great baker.
Cause I bake treats, in my bakery, What the hell am I doing here? I'm baking bread here.
Oh, oh
I'm baking loaves again, I'm baking loaves... I bake bake bake bake... bake...
I can fill a pie crust, What flavour you want, Yes I am a baker, I'm such a great baker. Cause I bake treats, in my bakery, What the hell am I doing here? I'm baking bread here. I'm baking bread here.
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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These Tasty Treats (Parody of Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood)
Right now I'm probably bread baking up a whole wheat loaf, And it's probably looking tasty... Right now, I'm probably stirring up some mighty fine batter 'Gonna make some pastry... Right now, I probably got my whisker with a cracked egg, Showing them how I do my baking...
And oh I know...
That I poured my flour into the bowl Oh yeah baking up a nice cake that's the goal, Baking up all these nice tasty treats... I made a peach cobbler and an apple pie, Whipping up a loaf of rye... All of these for my customers to eat...
Right now, I'm probably mixing up some Ginger cookies and some pies and red bean mochi. Right now, you know I'm saying, "wheat buns!" And they're a-thinking that they're gonna buy these eats Right now, I'm probably rolling on With this rolling pin to make some pastry...
Oh, and oh I know...
That I poured my flour into the bowl Oh yeah baking up a nice cake that's the goal, Baking up all these nice tasty treats... I made a peach cobbler and an apple pie, Whipping up a loaf of rye... All of these for my customers to eat...
I should've saved a little flour for the next loaf, 'Cause the next time that I bake... Oh, you know it will be a cake...
Oh... chocolate cake...
Yeah I poured my flour into the bowl Oh yeah baking up a nice cake that's the goal, Baking up all these nice tasty treats... I made a peach cobbler and an apple pie, Whipping up a loaf of rye... All of these for my customers to eat...
Oh, all of these for my customers to eat...
Oh, these tasty treats... oh, oh.
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Let’s Bake (Parody of What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes)
Twenty-five mins and my bread is done I have to go get it out of my oven For panification Took it out quickly when I knew I should That the bread had rose up and it tastes real good, oh man Oh in my bakery
And so I bake sometimes Keep my customers fed Just to get it all out And make some bread And I, I am feeling a little like baking And so I open the oven And I put in dough And I bake a nice cake and I make some rolls And I scream from the top of my lungs Let's bake some buns!
And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, let's bake some buns!
And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, let's bake some buns!
Ooh, ooh ooh
And I cook, oh my god do I cook I cook all the time In this bakers oven And I bake, oh my god do I bake I bake every single day And how i love it!
And so I bake sometimes Keep my customers fed Just to get it all out And make some bread And I, I am feeling a little like baking And so I open the oven And I put in dough And I bake a nice cake and I make some rolls And I scream from the top of my lungs Let's bake some buns!
And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, let's bake some buns!
And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, let's bake some buns!
Twenty-five mins and my bread is done I have to go get it out of my oven For panification
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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Tasty Treats (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)
You used to bake treats in my You used to, you used to Yeah
You used to bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery Bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats
Ever since I left the bakery, You got a reputation for your tarts now Everybody knows it is so fresh wow With your rolling pin, you make dough pressed down 'Cause ever since I left the bakery, you kept on making bread and whisking eggs more Chocolate chip cookies out of the oven door Makin' recipes I've never tried before
You used to bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery Bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats
Ever since I left the bakery, you, you, you You and me we just bake it wrong You make me feel like I burned the buns Baking strudels oh just way too long Ever since I left the city, you, open and look inside the oven door Running out of flour in your cupboard Makin' recipes I've never tried before
You used to bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery Bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats
These days, all I do is Wonder if you're baking lot's of pastries. You're a baker. Wonder if you're whipping up some baked goods. You're a baker. Wonder if you're whisking up some egg whites. You're a baker. You're in your bakery You are in your bakery, yeah Why you making pie Why you always baking rye Used to always bake some treat, be a baker You could make a scone, yeah You should bake it yourself Oh what's, that burning smell
You used to bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery Bake things in my oven Late night in my bakery And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats And I know when that oven beeps I take out my tasty treats
Ever since I left the cbakery
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bakingsongs · 10 years ago
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How to Bake a Pie (parody of How to Save a Life by The Fray)
Step one, you mix flour and eggs And then, you mix in sugar and yeast too You mix it all up with a spoon Yes these are things that bakers do You get a pie tin for your crust The tasty filling is a must So pour the stuff onto the shell And your pie will turn out very swell
Do not bake it wrong. Don’t burn the bread Remember to use your oven mitts And I might just bake stuff in here all night Cause I know how to bake a pie
I’ll let you know, I do bake best Buns and baguettes, I bake them best Try to bake in the oven Cakes customers are lovin’ Write a list of ingredients The things you need for baguettes Bake inside my bread store And I pray to God, I bake more
Do not bake it wrong. Don’t burn the bread Remember to use your oven mitts And I might just bake stuff in here all night Cause I know how to bake a pie
As he begins to bake his tarts You take out yours, the oven timer starts Bake until you break your pans A muffin or a nice marzipan I will do one of two things I will keep baking everything Or my rye bread will turn out lame And I'll begin to question why I bake
Do not bake it wrong. Don’t burn the bread Remember to use your oven mitts And I might just bake stuff in here all night Cause I know how to bake a pie
Do not bake it wrong. Don’t burn the bread Remember to use your oven mitts And I might just bake stuff in here all night Cause I know how to bake a pie how to bake a pie
how to bake a pie
Do not bake it wrong. Don’t burn the bread Remember to use your oven mitts And I might just bake stuff in here all night Cause I know how to bake a pie
Do not bake it wrong. Don’t burn the bread Remember to use your oven mitts And I might just bake stuff in here all night Cause I know how to bake a pie
how to bake a pie
how to bake a pie
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bakingsongs · 11 years ago
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"Super Tasty Bread Roll" (Parody of "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse)
Nice pastries you know that's what I make Oh baker won't you try my scones? I baked a lot of nice confections How long before I bake some more?
I'm baking buns tonight I'm baking buns tonight
(I hope they taste alright) Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
(I want to take a bite) Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
I thought I'd bake a cake for someone Oh baker thought I'd make it good You know my pies are super scrumptious But before you eat it let it cool
I'm baking buns tonight I'm baking buns tonight
(I hope they taste alright) Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
(I want to take a bite) Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
Super tasty bread roll Super tasty bread roll Super tasty bread roll
Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
(I hope they taste alright) Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
(I want to take a bite) Stirring batter in the mixing bowl And the bread rolls you know they are super tasty
Super tasty bread roll Super tasty bread roll Super tasty bread roll
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bakingsongs · 11 years ago
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"Oven" (Parody of "Riptide" by Vance Joy)
I was scared of burning all my bread I was scared of mixing all of my ingredients wrong Oh, I get out my baking pans In the bakery I bake bread when I can
Oh, and the bread loaves rise
Baker, running down to the oven I gotta take out some nice buns I gotta make sure they don't burn I love it when I'm baking those buns And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause I think that they might be burnt
There's this recipe I think you'll like This one is quite delicious oh its called "pain au chocolate" This baker's gonna bake it well I'll grab the flour flour the highest shelf
Oh, and the bread loaves rise
Baker, running down to the oven I gotta take out some nice buns I gotta make sure they don't burn I love it when I'm baking those buns And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause I think that they might be burnt
I just wanna, I just wanna bake I just wanna, make a chocolate cake I just gotta, I just gotta bake I can't have it, I can't have it any other way I swear I'm destined to bake bread Closest thing to Betty Crocker that you've ever seen, oh
Baker, running down to the oven I gotta take out some nice buns I gotta make sure they don't burn I love it when I'm baking those buns And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause I think that they might be burnt
Baker, running down to the oven I gotta take out some nice buns I gotta make sure they don't burn I love it when I'm baking those buns And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause I think that they might be burnt
Baker, running down to the oven I gotta take out some nice buns I gotta make sure they don't burn I love it when I'm baking those buns And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause I think that they might be burnt And I got a lump in my throat 'Cause I think that they might be burnt
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bakingsongs · 11 years ago
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"Bread Baker" (Parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West)
I Bake some bread loaves with flour and yeast Yeah it's some tasty, bread indeed Oh I'm a bread baker, my buns are made From the dough I knead
(I bake some bread loaves) Now I am sayin' I'm a bread baker (with flour and yeast) And I am baking I'm a dough maker (I bake some bread loaves) Now I am sayin' I'm a bread baker (with flour and yeast) And I am baking I'm a dough maker Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head
To make a roll Put some sugar into a bowl With some yeast, that wheat is whole Making bread is the goal Then mix in milk, bout a cup Salt and butter and all Flour as well then mix it up Salt and butter and all make dough balls But I'm greasing up a bowl Parchment paper. A baker thats me your rolls won't stick to that paper Oven, Preheat it at four hundred Then I gotta bake all those rolls in that oven OK get your bread, it is in the oven But first before its there, it should have risen Before it goes in, that bread should be loaf shaped There's some stuff you have to do before that bread gets baked Making rye Don't bake too long you'll burn it Wanna be a baker? Then you must earn it My best customers say "your bread, I yearn it" And to make an upside down cake I upturn it
(I bake some bread loaves) Now I am sayin' I'm a bread baker (with flour and yeast) And I am baking I'm a dough maker (I bake some bread loaves) Now I am sayin' I'm a bread baker (with flour and yeast) And I am baking I'm a dough maker Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head
25 mins, 25 mins You want to bake some bread, bake it for 25 mins I know some baker who just baked too with some of his bread You wanna see that bread now? Well it's burnt to a crisp I am in my bakery any given week day Flour in a bowl and whip up a nice short cake You are supposed to bake a tasty bread loaf in the bakery You are supposed to bake a sugarloaf in the bakery I'm baking around baking lots of buns in the bakery Should've watch that bread loaf it got burnt in the bakery, bakery, bakery If you want to bake holla please help clean up PLEASE HELP CLEAN UP! Yeah My baking's what you need to eat Whether you want a bread loaf or a tasty treat 25 mins, 25 mins And on the 25th minute the oven timer goes ding
(I bake some bread loaves) Now I am sayin' I'm a bread baker (with flour and yeast) And I am baking I'm a dough maker (I bake some bread loaves) Now I am sayin' I'm a bread baker (with flour and yeast) And I am baking I'm a dough maker Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head bake buns (I gotta bake) Go baker go head
Now I ain't saying you're no bread baker you can bake You can mix batter just fine but he can't bake bread You want bread to eat and you can't bake you get no treats There's dishes in the back, from when I baked tasty eats But while you are washing watch me I will make you into a good baker I tell thee You got that ambition, baker, you will make pies This week your cracking eggs next week bread will rise So, stick by my side I know baking is hard but you'll bake rye Some day youll be baking and mixing And you'll bake right girl And maybe some day youll be a brilliant baker
Go baker go head bake buns Go baker go head bake buns Go baker go head bake buns Go baker go head (let's try making some buns)
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bakingsongs · 11 years ago
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"Danish Baker" (Parody of "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger)
I was baking, I was mixin I was looking into the oven To go and bake a few buns and Some danishes in my bakery.
Bakeries have tasty eats Mine are so very doughy and chewy My butter tarts are so gooey I also make a danish and see who buys it (and someone always does)
My breads baked but it's not burnt And I'm so great I'm a baker.
When it comes to making buns You'll find that my great pastries are perfect The dough and crust are so worth it All these buns in my bakery
Put me in the bakery with dough And I will bake up a pastry And i will make it so tasty I mix up flour with, other ingredients, and make bread
My breads baked but it's not burnt And I'm so great I'm a baker. My breads baked but it's not burnt And I'm so great I'm a baker.
I wanna make some cake There's so much stuff to bake I wanna bake baguettes It hasn't burnt, it tastes fine And make a pie key lime My bakery is prime And bread sublime My breads sublime, prime
Bakery oh, bakery oh Everybody's coming for my eats I say they come for my treats I'm in my bakery with my stove (rolling dough) Check the buns in the oven I tell you now it smells like they're finished And if you want, then come buy one. The bakery and the pastry: I'm baking eats (dough).
My breads baked but it's not burnt And I'm so great I'm a baker. My breads baked but it's not burnt And I'm so great I'm a baker. (one, two, three, four)
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