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My cosplay of Regulus from Edge (ao3) by @pinkpalaceapartmcnts

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Your honour, JAMES AND SIRIUS DARE I SAY

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Reg calling James “Jamie” is my equivalent of cocain

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Im having way too much fun with this thing

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Best biryani around. The secret incredient is unconditional love ✨

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Bartys the kinda guy to break into someone’s house just to use their kitchen to cook meth

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Barty: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

James: I think you mean cards.

Regulus: He does not.

Barty, pulling out knives: I did not.

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc

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Sirius: oh yea? I know a hundred different spells that can make you suffer, and eventually die.

Remus: I’ve got a gun

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Regulus: You love me?

James: More than anything

Regulus: Can you prove it for me?

James: Just tell me how

Regulus: Kill Sirius

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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Barty through the bars of his cell to Sirius: We all know you ain’t do it

Sirius: that’s what I’m sayin like

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Evan at Bartys funeral: I need a moment with him

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Evan, leaning over Barty‘s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead

Barty sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Sirius: I‘m this close to falling in love with Remus

James: Your finger tips are touching

Sirius: Exactly!

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So James and Sirius coded

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Hc that when Remus heard Mary and Lily whispering about their time of the month for the first time, he thought they were secretly werewolves too