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"It's not polite to ask a lady how many hit points she has"

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"He's not a petty criminal! He's actually quite earnest." :)

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Have you donated blood?

I’ve tried but they had too many questions about where I got it.

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I DO NOT write characters with trauma, they consciously choose to be born with those

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Players - "She's a robot! Or a hologram! Or something!"

Conrad - *Punches NPC therapist... who stumbles back, nearly falling, hand clasped to her face*

Players - "Oh no! She's a person!!!"

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peaceful windows 🌸✨

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"Dear, I am the High King. Consider who you're talking to and ask more pertinent, relevant, and courteous questions"

"...your majesty"

"A little better"

*Insert Theraline's whole conversation with Tiberius*

In fact-

[14:37 for that quote specifically]

I'll treat you with the respect you crave when you deserve it. From where I stand, you're a traitor to the realm you are supposed to represent. A traitor who is in close companionship with a LEGION OF SHADOWS... the same legion of shadows that tortured a 10 year old girl in your realm, used her as a spy and attempted assassin, murdered her family... but NO, she's the unreasonable one for wanting answers before swearing oath to this new empire.

Prompt #1208

"Why do I have to keep reminding you that I am the king?"

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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

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chocolate kitten

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i didn’t choose to write. the story held me hostage and said “if you ever want to sleep again, you better put me on paper”

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Me - "Forgivness is real"

My friends - "Yes"

Me - "So we agree... and people should keep their promises, and redemption and restoration are possible even after harm has been done"

Friends - "Yes"

Me - "Great. I'm still friends with the boy I courted for 4 months even though he broke my heart, but it was overall amicable and we promised before the relationship started that we would stay friends no matter what happened and we still hang out once a year"

Friends - *Cock Shotgun* "Let me at him"

Me - "No-"

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"This is my favorite hobby and art form"

**suffers psychological torture**

This is fine

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"I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're ignorant because the alternative is that you are stupid and evil."

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*preparing for my Prison TTRPG*

*needs a character everyone will hate*

*okay*

....

I need to know what he did. Let's hope it doesn't actually come up in game... I know technically I could just change his crime, but I can't tone him down now, because I'll always know what he really did.

My players will hate him. I can guarantee.

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"I was not that boy who went off to war... at least I am no longer him. But the part of him that loved you is still there and loves you still."

"...and no matter what the war did to you, I love you, too."

"Thank you. That makes it worth it."

"But because I love you, I need you to know that it scares me..."

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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Something I love about Andor (I just finished season 1) is that nothing is simple. There is no cackling villain. No paragons of virtue. The protagonist is complex. The antagonists are complex. The side characters, big and small, are all complex. Just like the characters, you don't know who or how to trust, but in the dark moments, you just have to hope you can. I love it.

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Oops I think I like Star Wars