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Me anytime I try to explain to that one kid that calls me weird for liking(cOuGh!!- loving) a “fUrRy”

Love Husk sm. He's a cat. He has the voice of a tired/drunk grandpa. He's a 75 year old man. He's an alcoholic. He's a gambler. He hates being petted. He likes being cuddled. He hates everyone. He's pansexual. He doesn't care about gender because "any hole is a goal." He judges porn for the plot. He scored a pornstar that died around 70 years ago. He's like 6 feet tall but looks short bcuz everyone around him is like 7 feet tall. He's being controlled by a deer with a terrible haircut. He has wings but doesn't fly because he's lazy. He went to fight excorcists with his bare fists. He's litterally the guy ever

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Charlie Morningstar and Verosika Mayday

Made these drawings awhile ago

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Name three of your favorite aesthetics and then send this ask to three of your followers. GO!

AH! Okay, okay! Lolita (Bc I just love Melanie Martinez-), Korean fashion, and dark academia aesthetic!

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Hey guys, I won’t be posting for bit. Why? Because I’m in Florida with my family!

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It should be canon…

I headcanon that Husk used to turn up in weird places after a night of drinking.

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can you plz do Al x reader who is 14 smut? I can never fine smut for 14 yo

Yeah, fuck no! I don’t do the pedo bullshit, buddy…

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I’ve been wanting to write a Husk x F! Reader for awhile, but I can’t decide between these two ideas.

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Okay, so random Husk headcanons I thought of for NO REASON! I just love my husband so much 😃💜

• Husk is not a fan of PDA! It’s a definite “Nuh-uh! Fuck no..”

• He will only be romantic or affectionate when you guys are alone in the room. He doesn’t want Alastor to bother you guys…at least the room gives some privacy from him.

• When alone when you and him are cuddling and if you pet/scratch his ears..HE WILL PUR! He will have faint blush, because he thinks it’s embarrassing. Husk hates the form he has taken in Hell..pretty obvious.

• But he would never the likes being pet..

• Husk WOULD flirt with you through out the day though. At the bar he would definitely tease you and say “So, ya come here often?~”

• He would totally flirt with you in other languages. Spanish? Italian? Japanese? German? Russian? Mandarin Chinese? TAKE YOUR PICK!

• If Alastor is around and won’t leave you two alone while sitting at the bar..Husk would get flirty or show some PDA just to piss Alastor off. Asexual bi—!

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NSFW headcanons:

• When in the bedroom Husk grunts and lets out low moans. And he is NOT ashamed of letting the WHOLE FUCKING HOTEL know who you belong to.

• He bites and pulls hair…that’s finale.

• If you’re a female…I’m just gonna come straight forward and say it.. Lingerie is a totally turn on for him. Loves seeing the way it fits your curves/body.

• Favorite position…Missionary, doggy style, or cowgirl. Husk oves seeing you pinned under him, as he looks you into the eyes while he’s doing you. Likes seeing your ass..and finally.. Loves seeing you ride him, and will totally bring holding onto your hips.

• Husk praises you. Makes you know how good you’re doing and how good you’re making him feel. • He can go at least 4 rounds. Since Husk is an older man he doesn’t have much stamina as he used to, but hey- he still has it. (And he makes up for the short times in experience ☆(ゝω·)V)

• For aftercare: It’s cuddles and snacks..and booze of course. Husk will make sure to get your favorites. When cuddling (for girls) he will put his head on your boobs and snuggle up, or hold you in his arms and have you lay ontop of him with the covers.

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Rise! Donatello x Female! Smart/nerd reader!

Y/n’s Pov:

YAYY ITS FINALLY DONE!! I finished that one project. I made a cute collar for my pet dog, P/N! It was in f/c, and it has a tracker….. Because when I walk her/him they somehow get loose, and they run off. She/he does it for FUN!!

Not that P/N doesn’t like me; It’s just because they’re very energetic dog. Like they choose to be calm or crazy each day. Like gurl/boi pick a side!

I was putting on my doggy, until I heard my alarm go off-wait…? WHAT—!!?? I hurried over to my backpack and snatched it up off the floor running to my door, and out the apartment.

I made it to school; where which April was in the computer lab/room. I Pulled out a chair & took a seat next to her. “Hey girl!” I gave her a smile and replied “Hey April, how was your weekend?” She gave a hm In acknowledgement “Oh, Yea it was okay, I mostly just binged watched movies with my mom.” I gave a sad smile, but April didn’t see because she looked back at the computer.

I wish my parents wouldn’t fight ALL THE TIME; I just want them to get along, you know? She started typing for a project that we were working on together. Then I see that she texted someone on her phone. With the contact ‘Bootyyyshaker9000’ why did that sound familiar?

Five minutes later we were both talking about the work. Then all of a sudden me and April here “Psst, April” then three ninja starts get thrown into the table and they say ‘I’m here’ The April looked up and gasped the I look up as well and see…DONNIE?!?!

What the hell is he doing hanging from the lights?? The he Yelps “Whoa!” She the says “Hey Donnie, Thanks for coming” he then gets on a spiny-chair. “No probbles. I love this place!”

“Wait, April You know Donnie??” She looks at me confused “Y/N?? How do you know Donnie?!” The in the back me and April hear Dee say “Smells like learning and puberty.!” I gave her that awkward face I do when I hide things “Well….You see…uhhh, how do I say this? This is the Boy I was talking about last time…” She was SHOCKED!! Like this face type of shocked. (꒪Д꒪)ノ (WHEN, WHERE, HOW??)

“Oh hey y/n, You know April?” April grabbed him by the shoulders and started shaking him like a rag doll! “This is the girl you were telling me about???!!” She stops and he fixes his googles and continues to speak “So what do you guys need help with?” “Our computer science project, we just need you to check the code.” I gave her this face ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ “GIRL, I SAID I COULD DO IT IM JUST AS SMART HIM!”

(Sorry i havent been posting! should i continue this story?)

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Heyy! Can I request Vox X male reader Smut? Where the reader is maybe the assistant of the Vees?and maybe Vox is a bit Jealous in it? Up to your choice :)

SOOO SORRY I DIDNT GET HERE IN TIME! (But I’m not the best at smut or male but I did my best 😭) And I haven’t been active on here in awhile so here it goes!

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You had been working (well helping Valentino with some small things on set). You had noticed Vox watching with an annoyed expression as he would scoff anytime Val would make a flirty remark towards you.

He would mutter stuff underneath his breath, but you couldn’t make it out. Valentino started to get a bit pissed because his porn actors weren’t doing the right ‘thing’ on set.

You took this chance to check on Vox. Walking over to Vox and avoiding Val easily you spoke “Hey, um…Vox?” Vox seemed to be lost in thought but quickly snapped out of it. “O-oh um…Yeah, yeah, what is it, Y/N?” You cleared your throat, “So, i was just wondering if you were good, man. You okay?” Vox’s screen buffered for a second, “Yes, I-I am completely fine!” Y/N was suspicious…Did Vox stumble over his own words?

“You don’t seem fine. You look kind of out of-“ Y/N was cut off by Vox pulling you into a room quickly cutting him off. “Okay, fine! I’m not really fine. It’s just that I’ve-“ Vox tried to think of something, but then he grabbed both of your wrist with his hand and held them above your head…now putting on a chill/flirty vibe. “I’ve been thinking…about- you!~”

Y/N was surprised and got a bit flushed from the sudden action. 

  Vox had pinned you up against the wall smirking at me. You were getting harder by the second. “You're really getting into this, aren't you?” Vox said, as he continued to hold your hands above your head. “M-maybe…Can’t prove it!” You spoke flustered. You felt you and Vox’s fingers intertwine. Vox took ahold of your shoulders and moved you to your knees on the ground. "Oh really? Well then, let's see just how much you like it." He unbuckled his pants, as he pulled out his hard member.. 

“That's it," he whispered huskily. "Take what you want." With that, he grabbed your head and guided your mouth towards his thick shaft. His member was cold to the touch, but it didn't deter you from taking him in deeper. You chocked slightly from him hitting the back of your throat. Vox gave you praise for what you were doing.

"Good boy," he groaned, thrusting deeper into your mouth. He then took his cock out of your mouth. His finger traced over your jawline as he started to position you. He put you on your stomach and had an arm around your waist so he could get you to stay still and not squirm.

“Let’s see how much you can take of me..~” Vox said seductively as he push his cock against your ass. “You’re mine. Not Val’s~” He started to say things such as your his and he’ll never have anyone take you away from him.

Grunts and low moans filled the room from the both of you. Vox was getting to his edge, and you were getting close as well. Vox has full control over you in this moment. He hit deep and roughly into you.

Vox's length began to stretch and fill you up as he roughly fucked you. His TV screen eyes remained locked on mine, filled with both lust and some jealousy. As you and Vox reached your climax together, Vox's grip tightened around you, his hips slamming into yours in a primal rhythm. As you both reached your climaxes, your ass clenched tightly around his member. Vox's eyes flashed a mix of satisfaction and desire as he came inside you, filling you up with his warm seed.

Vox pulled out of you, leaving behind a trail of sticky fluid. He leaned in close, his cold breath tickling my ear as he whispered, "That's a good boy." You take a shaky breath as you try to steady your breathing.

Then his finger trailed down the side of your face, giving you a gentle nudge. His voice was even and gentle as he said softly, "You're mine now. You belong to me." He said as he pulled you into his chest gently. “And only you…” You added on.

The end!!

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Hiii! Can you do Blitzø x f!reader and Blitzø is extremely overprotective of her bc he likes her a lot?

You didn’t specify for a story or headcanons (so I’m doing headcanons if that’s okay)

•Alright so you may have started working at the IMP and help out with shit (yk work stuff duh) and the boss has taken a liking to you

• If you guys are on a job he will definitely be kinda eyeing you down to make sure you’re okay! Even after when you guys get through the portal he’ll 100% check on you.

• You start to notice how much more protective he is of you after a week tops. You also get some suspicions about what is going on with him.

•If you guys are walking down the streets of hell and you accidentally bump into someone, they might call you a name! (It’s was gonna happen sooner or later. It’s hell) Oh, this man will jump right in! He would say “Listen here, bitch-“ and I bet you can guess the rest! :)

• The more you guys get to know each other, the more you try and hide the feelings. Loona, Millie, Moxxie, and the eels can see the sexual tension!

• But one day it all comes down when you guys are talking and you accidentally say that you like him. The next thing you know is that the two of you are making out in his office.

• After you guys are officially together he is still VERY protective! It’s sweet :)

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HIIIHFJSJZHXJCH, can I request headcannons with class 1a with a reader who is like wonyoung from ive (Im Addicted to ive rn its not even funny)

So I don’t really know who Ive is, but I did some googling and hopefully the info I got is good enough!! 😭

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• so Class 1A would think you’re cool (not so much Katsuki, he thinks of you as an extra like everyone else)

• The girls love you! I think you would all have a great time. And Mina may or may not put together/plan sleepovers past curfew 🤭

• When Bakugou finds out you can’t even cook ramen….I think we both know how that would go. But when he finds out you like spicy food, I think that would end pretty well-

• But I do think Sato would totally make you some tarts! And maybe even try to teach you how to make them! (I read that Wonyoung prefers tarts over cakes)

• Mineta- he would be a perv so let’s give the perverted grape a slap that would put him into next year 😁

• Jiro, being the music loving girl she is- she would definitely like to have some music sessions with you (I also read that Wonyoung knows how to play Violin, piano, and flute!)

• Deku would be a pretty good friend. He would definitely ask you questions about..anything really (maybe your quirk?)

(Sorry if this is short or not good! 😭 but its very late at night. So hopefully it’s good enough for you 💜🫶)

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Rise! Donatello x Smart/Nerd! Female! Reader || Part 2 || First Hang Out

Y/N’s POV:

I could not focus in school for the past day! My mind was on that night. The night I met him, Donnie. I kept looking at our texts from last night through out the day.

*sigh* Could time go by any faster?! My friend April snapped twice in my face. “GIRL!! What is up with you, you’ve been acting weird ever since yesterday. What happened…?”

I gave her that look that said ‘do I really have to tell you?’. “Yes, you have to tell me!” I have in after she used her ‘magic powers’. “Alright fine. So I met…Someone, well it-was a boy..” She gasped and yelled “A boy??!!?” I covered her mouth, and the whole class was looking at us!! Then went back to do their own thing.

^RIINNNGGG^ I got up from my seat quickly and practically ran out the door! I started walking home. With headphones on blast listening to Odetari. (or your favorite artist) I unlocked the door with my house key, and I soon as I open the door to my apartment-oop what. A surprise. (I said without a hint of sarcasm)

They were fighting—again went immediately into my room. I got my laptop and put on a show I liked so time would pass by quickly. My alarm went off at 7:55 so I could get ready. What I mean by getting ready is putting on my favorite hoodie with some leggings/jeans/skirt that matched.

I went to the rooftop that we agreed to meet at. He got there like 10s after me. “Hi Donnie, how are you?” I asked “I’m doing okay, kinda had a rough day yesterday.” He said “Why was that?” “Oh because we had to deal with some guys with feet on their faces. Yea i don’t know why either but they stole a bunch of paper.” I have a confused look he just said he will explain later.

We started to just get to know each other better. Apparently we are both into Tech/Coding/ inventing. Donnie showed me his battle shell which I thought was really cool. I told him I had some tech-y shoes. They were in my favorite color(s) they were able to keep small tools in them, and the shoes had anti-gravity so I could walk on walls.

He seemed very interested to n my inventions. The only person who really listened to me talk/show about my inventions was my mom. Donnie also told me about his brothers, they are very different from them. Rapheal their leader went In without plans, Michelangelo was prone to getting hurt, and his ‘Twin’ Leo always made jokes(and/or) puns during battles/fights/ missions!

Me and Donnie also had some good laughs. HE LAUGHED AT MY SCIENCE JOKES!! I said “Why did two red blood cells break up?” He tilted his head “Why?” “Because their relationship was in vein!” He said it was cheesy, and yeah it was, but he still chuckled at it.

Eventually we both went home. I entered through my window because I didn’t want to get caught by my Dad. My mom already knows I sneak out. She even said ‘can I even blame you, like I mean me and your dad fight all the time it’s fine by me just text me when you do ,okay?’ So technically it isn’t even sneaking out…!

DONNIE’S POV:

I never knew I would have some much in common with someone. Like she’s smart, good at coding, cooking/baking (she mentioned that) actually listens about my interests when I’m working in ‘Speech mode’ as Leo calls it. Y/n is also beautiful-wait what! Donatello Hamato get ahold of your self you just met her a day ago!

I wish I could have talked longer with her, but good things don’t always last forever. I didn’t even realize I was already at my lab until I stoped at the door. I could barely focus on work! Maybe I could try and go to sleep. I set my alarm for the morning.

I could feel my eyelids getting heavy. I lied down letting my body relax. Maybe we could become better friends. It’s a possibility. Maybe, just maybe…

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Rise! Donatello x Female! Smart/Nerd! Reader || PART 1 || A New Aquaintance

This is my second story so im still getting better at writing (kinda 💀) so…yea also I have like zero requests PLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING

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parings: Rise! Donatello + Reader

Pronouns for reader: She/her

words: ??? Idk but it’s short

key words (FN1/2)= Friend name 1/2

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It was a getting cold in NYC, because it was October and around 8pm. Y/N was walking down the street with her headphones/Ear buds on blast. Here’s the question, why was Y/N out at 8:23pm (to be exact). Well short answer she snuck out; long answer Mom & Dad we’re fighting—again! Mr & Mrs.L/n were fighting over their daughter. You see her dad said it was not ‘lady like’ for a young 14/15 year old girl to be making inventions, codes, engineering, etc.

But did that stop Y/N from making inventions; Hell no!! She was at the top of her class she was not gonna just give up now, because she had a great future ahead of her. Her Mom, April (her best friend), (F/N1), and (F/N2) all supported her.

Everything was going perfectly normal until one night, which was that(this?) very night. She heard a weird crash sound coming from the alleyway. And this crash was LOUD Y/N could hear it through her headphones/Earbuds. Out of instinct she Stoped and flinched as well. She walked towards the alley slowly turning on her phone flashlight, and what she saw next made her freeze. Y/N saw a giant mutant turtle with a purple mask, metal shell with a hovering thing.(?) The two just stared at each other for a couple of minutes until Y/N broke the silence.

Just make the lens you fav color

“I like your goggles, they look but mine look a bit different from yours.” She said. 15 seconds later he responded “Your not scared of me- I mean like how..” she tilted her head “Why would be scared? I mean yea you are different so what, I’m different too.”

“Right, im just not used to people not screaming and running away..” At this point the girl thought that she should introduce herself “Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself! My name is Y/N. Y/N L/N.” She said while she held out her hand. The purple clad turtle shook it “Donatello. Donatello Hamato. Or just Donnie for short.” He gave a small friendly smile. “Well it was nice to meet you Donnie I really should get going tho.” She said as she checked the time ‘CRAP!! How is it 10 o’clock?!?’

Donnie was about to grab his tech-Bo he had sat up against the wall of the alley way, until She said something else. “Wait before you go do you want to hang out sometime?” He looked at her and said a plain ‘Sure’ it sounded blunt when he said that. (If that makes any sense) || So the give each others number :p

Y/N Went home and tried to go to bed, yet should couldn’t something…no someone’s keeping her awake. She could could not get him out of her head. Y/N I just drawn to him somehow. She liked the sarcasm in his voice, and the way the purple compliments his skin. She was not the type of girl to think love at first sight was real; now that she has met Donatello….she might just believe that it exists.

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YAY!! Got that done Ik it was short but should I do a part 2?? I really enjoyed writing this it’s not fully edited I will do that as soon as possible hopefully 🤞

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okay so for my request could I get a Helluva Boss Loona x Fem Kawaii Bubbly reader. I thought this would be cute because Loona and reader’s styles/personalities are like completely different! (Opposites attract :))

Ofc I can! I really love this idea, but I’m gonna make it headcanons because you did not specify I hope that is okay.

• So when you guys first meet she will probably think you’re weird because your so happy all the time

• But once you guys get to know each other better she will definitely talk to you more and still think your semi-weird but in a good way

• Once you two become really good friends you guys would do sleepovers/spend the night with each other. You guys definitely pull all nighters. And when you do spend the night with each other you guys will probably have tons of snacks and drinks! • And you would give her a make-over. Also Putting some cute/kawaii shirts on her and putting some pastel hair extensions on her tail and hair you would absolutely laugh at the face she would make. She would give you a ‘WTF’ type of face and she would look deadass in the mirror and say “Y/N it looks like a fucking unicorn vomited on me”

• If Loona give you a make over….Oh God you would think it’s too much goth clothes/makeup/hair for your liking. She would definitely make you look more gothic than she does just so she can revenge for making her look like Unicorn vomit

(I hope you got what you were looking for but remember this is my first story! Also sorry it’s so short 😭)

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About me and what I will write

Hi, I’m Bee I do multi fandom’s and I’ll put that down below. My favorite color is purple and I love mochi, boba and potatoes.

DISCLAIMER || I mostly do X Female Reader but if you request X Male Reader/ FTM/MTF I won’t really be good at it just letting you know!!

THINGS I WILL WRITE:

Angst || Fluff || Comfort || Lemon/Smut ||

Platonic || Romantic || Father(s)/Mother(s) + Son(s)/Daughter(s) (NOT ROMANTIC)

THINGS I WILL NOT WRITE:

R@pe || P3DEdPHli@ || Student x Teacher FANDOMS:

Hazbin Hotel || Alastor, Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Nifty, Husk, Vox, velvette, Valentino, Carmilla Carmine, Rosie, Zestial, Sera, Adam, Emily, Lute, Saint Peter, Lucifer, and maybe others

Helluva Boss || Blitzø, Millie, Moxxie, Loona, Stolas, Octavia, Fizzarolli, Ozzie/Asmodeus, Verosika, Queen Bee, Vortex, striker, Sallie Mae

Marvel/Avengers || Tony Stark(Iron Man), Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff(Black Widow), Clint Barton(Hawkeye), Bruce(Hulk),

Gravity Falls || Dipper, Mabel, Stan Pines, Ford Pines, Wendy, Soos, Fiddleford/McGucket, and maybe others.

The Owl House || Luz, Amity, Willow, Gus, Hunter, Eda, Lilith

TMNT/ROTTMNT || Everyone (2007, 2012, 2014/2016, 2018, Mutant Mayhem)

DEMON SLAYER || Mostly all of them

MHA || Class 1A, Some pro heros, LOV, and some others

And possibly more!