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[bjornensuckler]

Totally nothing to do with my blog, but I need to say my type in women ranges from three:

Chad Chad;

Ashnikko;

Rhea Ripley.

No further things to say, I'm just lonely and Bi.

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Obey Me Lucifer! NSFW Headcannons

MDNI, Gender neutral reader, Smut under the cut <3

There will be headcannons and scenarios, this will also be split into parts :)

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Warnings: Oral (both receiving), penetrative sex, praise kink, degradation kink, Overstimulation, Marking, Dry humping, Creampie.

Lucifer

His libido is pretty high as long as yours is, he is very good at controlling himself if not

8.5 inches. Slightly thicker than average. Cums A LOT.

Very dominant, will maybe bottom for you if you beg but it won't be very often

Favourite position is mating press if you've been good, doggy if you've been bad

Sex with him lasts for hoourrrsss, he will not stop until you've cum at least three times

He gets a huge surge of pride when he sees your tired, fucked out face

Depending on how stressed he is, sex can be very loving (still kinda rough) or breaking the bed and your back (He actually broke his bed once, bring it up and he'll offer to do it again)

Uses a mix of praise and degradation (good slut, my darling whore, etc)

LOVES when you beg, whether it's to slow down or go faster, watching you beg for him with little tears in your eyes makes his cock twitch <3

His thick cock was roughly thrusting deep inside you. One of his hands reach in between your bodies just to push on your lower stomach, feeling him even more as he ruins your insides.

"Such a good slut, aren't you?" He groans in your ear. The only thing you could focus on were his cock, his low moans, and of course your loud ones.

"Fuck - Lucifer, please!" You could feel your orgasm building as he pushes all the right places inside of you. Pressing your knees further to your chest, he increases his already unforgiving pace and relishes in the way you clench wildly around him.

"Aww, is my darling going to cum?" He moans, feeling himself getting close too. "Why don't you scream my name? Let everyone know who's making you feel this good."

You moan his name louder and louder everytime you repeat it, almost screaming as you cum around his dick. Whines and whimpers leaving your throat as he continues his rough pace.

"That's it, darling, cum on my cock." He twitches inside you. "Want me to fill you up? Stuff you full with my cum?"

All you can respond with are moans and pleas as his pace turns more erratic. He bites into your neck and groans into you as he fills your insides with his seed.

Prefers to be on the receiving end of oral but if you ask nicely he will lick and suck you until you can't think a coherent thought <3

Loves fucking your throat slowly as you struggle to take him all in (If you've been bad, he sets a rough and unforgiving pace until he cums all over your face and chest)

Favourite place to cum is either inside you or on your face, something about seeing you covering in HIS cum reinstates that you are HIS

That's also why he LOVES when you moans so loudly for him, about how good he's fucking you or even just his name

Also loves when you are desparate for him, he's desparate too but is too prideful to actually show it (most of the time)

"Please..." You breathlessly whisper into his neck, already covered in your bite marks and hickeys. Your hips slowly grind against his from your position on his lap as you wrap your legs around his waist. One of his hands grab your chin and holds you still while the other kneads your thigh.

"Do you think you've been good?" He stares down at you with hungry, lustful eyes even though his tones speaks indifference. You whimper slightly as his dangerous smirk grows with your impatience. Nodding to the best of your ability, you try to continue grinding against him before he slaps your thigh.

"Use your words." Stern and cold, despite the way his free hand travels to ass and squeezes.

"Yes, yes, I've been good so please... I need you." You say, impatient and wanting. Smiling down at you with pride before biting and pulling your ear.

"Well, how can I say no to my good little slut?"

If he sees that you've been sad recently then he'll curate an entire evening of focussing on you and making you feel good <3

His aftercare is also amazing, no matter if you were good or bad, he'll clean you up, run a bath if you're not too tired, make you some food/drink, tell you how good you've been for him <3

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Obey me! as conversations I've had today :D

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Asmodeus: Holding out his phone. Omfg look at this dress! It would look absolutely perfect on me!!

Satan: Barely even looking up. You say that about everything you find.

Asmodeus: That's because everything looks perfect on me!

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Belphegor: You ever think about how existence is meaningless?

MC:....What?

Belphegor: Oh nothing, I'm just procrastinating.

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Beelzebub: Stomach grumbles loudly. I appear to be hungry.

MC: ...When are you not?

Beelzebub: ...I am now Hangry >:(

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Solomon: I'm not even sure what I identify as anymore. A nuisance? The one who knocks? Your thirteenth reason why? Who knows, really.

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Mammon: Please, I just need like a little bit of money! I will pay you back tenfold!

Leviathan: You never have any money to pay me back with, and you always forget that you owe me it in the first place. So, no.

Mammon: And here I thought you loved me!begins to fake cry

Leviathan: Literally, why would you ever think that?

Mammon: stops crying Eh, good point.

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Lucifer: Mammon, go put what you stole earlier back.

Mammon: How did you - ? ...Ugh, finneee... he smirks

Lucifer: Don't take anything else while your there or I swear to Diavolo-

Mammon: sweat drops

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Simeon: The Lord may not approve of your behaviors.

MC: My own dad doesn't 'approve of my behaviours', sky daddy can suck it!

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Thirteen: I hate you with my entire being. I would rather burn alive for the rest of eternity then ever have to speak with you again.

Solomon: Aww, I love you too!

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Okay, that's it for now!! I am working on some very...juicy...NSFW headcannons, so please stay tuned as it'll be out in a few days!

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Obey me! Silly little headcannons

Nightbringer has made me so so so sad, so I'm making silly little headcannons for the original timeline to make me happier :,)

When Leviathan has to go to RAD, he spends most of his free time in the back corner of the library with Satan and reads Manga

When Solomon is very stressed or overworked, he likes to have green tea with honey (Sometimes Luke brings it to him if he stays in his room for too long)

Mammon does little dances with his hands when he's walking somewhere if there's no one around

Sometimes, when Lucifer is listening to his records, he imagines himself dancing with MC and ends up having to turn it off cause he's too distracted

Asmo listens to screamo when he's by himself (occasionally with MC)

When Beelzebub is watching a movie with MC, he'll hold their hand and encourage them to lean against him

Belphegor has Crossy road on his phone but gets unreasonably frustrated with it causing him to play it for around a week before ignoring it for months only to replay the cycle

Barbatos kisses MC's knuckles on both of their hands everytime he greets them

Diavolo will occasionally attempt to learn about devildom internet culture only to go to Barbatos and ask him what it all means

Siemon really enjoys drawing wand will sketch little birds in his note books

Luke has secret handshakes with Simeon and Solomon (wants to make one with Barbatos but is too scared to ask)

Mephistopheles frequently listens to Beyoncé and Lady Gaga

Once Thirteen had found out what crazy frog was, she played it on repeat to try and get Solomon to leave (It is still stuck in her head and she hums it a lot)

Raphael once got a mood ring as a present from Luke and would stare at it for hours out of confusion (He'd be like 'But I'm not angry?? What is this trickery??') It's in a locked draw now

The House of Lamentation has bi-weekly hot chocolate night where everyone sits in the living room together with hot chocolates (Satan does little designs for them, and purposefully messes up Lucifer's)

Purgatory House has movie night Fridays where any of Solomon's choices have to be checked first cause he keeps recommending horror movies

Diavolo wants to have weekly events like that but never has much time so he settles on bi-weekly wednesday tea times with Barbatos, MC , and occasionally Lucifer

MC has clothes, toothbrushes, etc, at both Purgatory house and the Demon Lord's Castle cause of how much they stay over

Oki Doki, that is it for now!! I think I'm finally gonna start posting stuff so hello everyone!! Can someone also please tell me how to do that 'under the cut' stuff?? I wanna make NSFW headcannons :(

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REQUEST PAGE

I only really do x reader, sorry :(

Fandoms

The Owl House

Osomatsu San

Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Jujutsu Kaisen

My Hero Academia

Haikyuu

Bungou Stray dogs

(There will be more but I'm not used to this so just these for now.)

What I will write:

Romance scenarios for characters over 16

Platonic/familial for anyone

Smut for characters over 18

Any type of reader (If not specified, they/them pronouns will be used)

Any sexuality (this is a safe space)

Readers with mental health issues (These requests may take longer cause I will research it to make sure I portray it correctly.)

Yandere character x reader (It will NOT be portrayed as romantic or erotic)

What I WONT write:

ANY form of pedophilia, grooming, etc

ANY form of servere abuse

Beastiality

Gore

R@pe, cnc, vomit, shit, or piss kinks

Character x character (shipping wars are wild)

Romantised toxic relationships

RULES

If I say no to writing something, accept it and move on.

Do not harass me or anyone else here.

Criticism is accepted, hate comments are not.

Don't be racist, sexist, transphobic, homphobic, etc. Just don't be a dick.

Don't make requests containing things I said I won't write.

If I disappear for a bit, or take a while to finish something, don't blow up my asks. I'll do things in my own time.

I'm new to posting to tumblr so please be nice I have no clue how this hellsite works

I'll do my best to fulfill your wishes!

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I think I might start making posts, probably like incorrect quotes or writings. Stay tuned and I will try my best!

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Please I need ideas to live