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'Scuse me, imma bout to

I love it when we misbehave

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Hongjoong: Mingi hasn't been feeling well and he needs some love and happy vibes. You should spam him.

San: *pelts Mingi in the head with luncheon loaf*

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Dowoon: FUCK YOU JAEHYUNG. I KNOW YOU TOUCHED MY DRUMSET AND I WANT TO HEAR THAT DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH ADMIT IT.

Jae:

Dowoon: You'll touch my drumset, but you won't play LoL with me? The betrayal. You coward. Coward. Cow-ward. CoWaRd.

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With every breath I think "not this shit again"

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And my heart went oop

taemin + minhyung = taeminhyung

and this is how their ship name was born

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Bridge over the river kawaii

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Yeosang, babbling quietly:

Seonghwa: EVERYONE SHUT UP, MY BABY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

[Pause, Seonghwa gestures for him to speak]

Yeosang, vibing: PlAy WiTh My 🅱️uSsY bUt DoNt PlAy WiTh My EmOtIoNs--

Seonghwa: --NO, STOP. I TAKE IT BACK.

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Shimmy your way into my bedroom, Christopher, stop playing with my emotions.

(191231) Love Shot, Bangchan

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My ass just clapped so hard that Lucas had war flashbacks about killing that fly with his bare hands.

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Personally I think Chen's beard has grown in great.

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If I were Donghun, I'd cry tears of joy every time I laid eyes on Junhee.

And that's on Chan's tongue ring.

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If you say haven't recited a long, drawn out, complex tiktok audio during a situation where it wasn't necessary in any way and embarrassed not only yourself, and your family but possibly your entire workplace, bringing dishonor and shame to your ancestors while simultaneously bringing a shit-eating grin to your face--

Then you're a fucking liar.

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Things that turn Kpop fans on...to the MAAXXXXXXX part 1.

Toxic fandom wars??? ---shshshchhhhhnooorrrrrrrghhhhhffff

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Imagine not having issues while drawing hands.