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idk if this has ever been done before but I just thought of this

Person 1: Taking care of you is as easy as breathing

Person 2: ..You have asthma

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why do you beg for mercy that will not come

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i’d like anyone who’s searching for stucky fics in the big 2025 to go stalk hitlikehammers on ao3 if you haven’t already because it is an absolute GOLD MINE

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It’s so satisfying to watch media portrayal of women go from “don’t hit the women, they’re too fragile and delicate and powerless to do anything but get hurt, that’s unethical” to “don’t hit the women because the women hit back (harder)”

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my usually very chill music teacher spent 15 minutes talking about how his wife got the professor position for a university that’s supposedly really hard to get into and how they’re both ecstatic and that as a side note the building where her lab will be is right next to the building their daughter is studying in and how she’s also excited to have lunch with her everyday and like. is this what a functional family is supposed to be

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every time my will to live ticks down by one percent god spawns another blood-sucking leech onto my leg to compare which one ends up killing me first [NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!]

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Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

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ok guys 10 consecutive days of exams with 4 exams on Friday the 13th is a little unnecessary

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and suddenly “i lost the kid” is sounding a lot more like “i lost my kid”

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the sound of an older sibling’s heart cracking when their younger sibling cries after being exposed to the same needles they were stabbed with when they were young. when they watch as tears run down 8-9-10 year old’s face as they threaten to choke themselves to death because that would be better. when they freeze because that’s starting to look a lot like a mirror. a reflection. a time machine. yet the worst part is that they are undoubtedly in the present, and it is undoubtedly not you, even though you may share the same eyes. the same face. the same name. maybe they ran fast enough the first time. but they didn’t have to carry another body back then.

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parental expectations in sing 1&2 specifically between jimmy crystal and porsha & johnny and his dad are such a good example of two types of parents

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i think sing 1&2 are such overlooked movies like. maybe I’m personally biased but it’s so nice to see a film where 1) a character is expected to follow a certain path by their parents in order to be considered a “good child” and ultimately ends up chasing his dreams facing immediate disappointment from the parent (you’re no son of mine), and that same parent realizing their error and changing for the better, 2) a shy/introverted character who struggles to find her voice is able to find the confidence along with the support of people around her to speak up, 3) the overlooked talents of overworked parents who don’t have time to follow a dream and therefore letting it dwindle away but being able to find balance, 4) a character who just got out of a relationship with a cheater and felt like she had to be someone she wasn’t and was able to discover who she really was and show that to the world, 5) a character whose worth to her parent is her success and until that point had everything handed to her on a silver plate, and yet is seen more as a profit point than a child, who left proving she could make it on her own and was worth more than just what she could succeed in, and 6) a character in deep grief for the death of a spouse and gave up his passion because of the heavy depression spiral, and was able to make it out and see forward instead of lingering in the past

?? like guys this is peak ok why aren’t we talking about it

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your friendly reminder that typical novels are about 80k-100k words long bc fanfiction has corrupted me?? devouring 20k fics in like 20 minutes and you’re telling me that’s the length of a quarter of a whole book??? what the fuck man

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“follow your heart” i got a circuit board and a couple red wires does that count