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Fading

I slowly fade away and recoil into my own mind, where stories form to save the day and bring back hope after sorrowful times. I feel the day slipping through my grasp like grains of sand through my fingers waft. I tried so hard to build a garden. I failed sometimes to see a flower through. And weeds grew up, the flowers lives shortened. I shed my tears but salty water killed the flowers too. I stayed awake begging for the sun, but it burned the survivors until my garden was done. I’ve poured out all of me and still no love returns. I toiled in the soil but only met with deathly salt rubbed into wounds of burns. A garden full of death is what haunts me now and sends me back to my castle in my thoughts where make-believe love abounds.

By Chiara Nissa Raphaela (Me)

August 18, 2021

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Invisible Battles

I am longing for gentility that allows my vulnerability to be seen, that soothes decades of scars, that sees the depth of my mind. I want to feel a safety that guards against the claws of snarling unleashed demons that prowl everywhere, that eases my worrying heart, that reassures my sense of self when I am weak. I want an invisible formidable fortress that disarms the tongues that disseminate unseen chains that shackle down the soul. I want the innocence of a child and a love for the winds that chase away the empty mockery of true beauty. I want to feel free. Everywhere I look, I see a war. I see goodness losing battle after battle. It feels like the good army is surrounded, that the gates of hell are engulfing us. I see wounded hearts and disbelief. I see fear in the eyes of the good soldiers, battles leaving behind an army of dead and wounded. Have we become a luke-warm army with the torch of goodness dampened? Where is our flame, our burning fire to fight? Where is the wind to sweep through us and ignite the torch to burn stronger?

Written by Chiara Nissa Raphaela (Me hehe)

August 13, 2021

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Echo’s Final Muse

The music ended in the reality of living and Echo’s voice had tried so hard to be heard. She eventually found that the only place she could find freedom is within the walls of her own make believe castle. She had left behind the flower and instead had sung her heart to Dolos. He had done an amazing job at recreating her body, which had disappeared as she had pined away into nothing but a voice for Narcissus. Echo felt something of being alive again, but the statue that Dolos had formed of Echo soon showed its emptiness. Dolos had begun to have some emotion for Echo but Apate came and cracked the statue to remind Dolos of his physical reality and Echo’s lack of one. As the statue cracked, Echo realized that all had been an illusion. Although she cried for Dolos, her voice no longer had any power. So Echo could only cry of her pain to the emptiness of the forest her voice roamed through. Dolos would be her final muse, the topic of all her tearful melodies that she would repeat to remind herself of who she was, to find some freedom in the emptiness of her reality.

By Me, Chiara Nissa

July 24, 2021

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Trump Storms Out of Press Conference

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May 11, 2020

President Trump erratically stormed out of a Press Conference as a baby dolphin died somewhere in the world. He threw a hissy fit and left the Conference which consisted of innocent refugee children journalists from China who had eagerly awaited to ask him why he thought it was a good thing that the United States was doing well with getting United States people tested for Covid-19. The President asked them why would China try to compete to have the worst virus. Since Covid-19 originated in the country of Wuhan and not in China, it was obviously a racist response because the children refugee journalists were Chinese. Former President Obama said that Trump had acted so horribly and that he should have said that he was sorry the United States was doing well with getting people tested for Covid-19 and that he hoped the United States would do a worse job in the future. This would allow the other countries to feel better about the number of deaths in their country and would also help the country from whom Covid-19 originated feel like it had done a good job in decreasing the human population world-wide. Even if President Trump had a real reason to leave the conference he should have said “thank you” and calmly walked out. Instead, according to Slate news, President Trump “...our big, brilliant president stormed out of his own press event in a fit of rage.” Yes, “a FIT OF RAGE.” (This is parody news)

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Ilhan Omar Outraged by the LGBTQNO: Trump Condones Death Threats

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April 24, 2019

Early Wednesday morning, Ilhan Omar took to Twitter to say how she feels GLAAD added the Q to LGBTQNO (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Queer, Transgender, Non-conforming, Other) only after someone did something for some affiliation to some group at a nightclub in Orlando in 2016. She feels that the timing of this bold addition of the letter “Q” was meant to incite violence against the Muslim community across the entire world as GLAAD adopted that letter soon after the affiliate of Isis attacked a gay nightclub. Ilhan Omar tweeted, “The LGBTQNO has hypnotized an entire country and may Allah open their eyes to the LGBTQNO’s evil doings.” President Trump then posted on Instagram a video of Ilhan Omar’s words of “someone did something for some affiliation to some group,” juxtaposed sad piano music along with painful clips that just reminded the public of the trauma of the 2016 Orlando, Florida shooting. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quickly came to Ilhan Omar’s rescue stating how Trump does not care if Israeli Twitter ninjas are blowing up her phone with murderous Twitter comments and that the NY Times article on Trump’s Instagram Post is just too traumatizing to the people related to those retired NYers who moved to Florida and witnessed the super painful experience of that tragic horrible incident that Trump should know better than to remind everyone about as it could lead to violence. Nancy Pelosi also came to Ilhan Omar’s defense stating that in Ilhan Omar’s dictionary “someone” “something” and ��some” mean radically different things and she just honestly did not have a good enough command of the English language to understand how calling the LGBTQNO evil hypnotists would not go well with the public. Ilhan Omar quickly learned that she should keep some of her opinions to herself and deleted the Twitter comment.

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Democrats Work to Redistribute Votes to Establish True Equality

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March 27, 2019

Early this morning, Sanders and Clinton teamed up to discuss the possibility of campaigning for Former First Lady Obama to become the next President of the United States of America. After carefully analyzing data from from Sander’s grandaughter’s high school research project, the Democratic Party realized that their most likely voters were all aborted back in the 80′s and they are left with a small pool of illegal immigrants who still may not be able to vote due to the unfair nature of the existing Constitution of the United States of America. Since the Democrats realize that the stubborn and utterly ridiculous essence of President Trump will make the revising or total annihilation of the Constitution impossible, they feel the only way to give the American people what they deserve is to redistribute the votes after the Presidential voting has ended. They feel that abolishing the electoral college might allow for the establishment of true equality. Whichever party has more votes, that party will be “charged” their fair share of a 70-90% voting tax. This will ensure true equality of voice among the parties and allow for the voice of the people to finally be heard. The Democrats are 98% confident Former First Lady Obama will be our next President and they are ever ready to combat any Russian collusion that the Republicans may try to finesse.

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Planned Parenthood’s New Campaign

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January 11, 2019

Early Friday morning, Planned Parenthood created a new hashtag: I stand to PP. The hashtag is meant to be inclusive of trans-women who do not regret their abortions and is an offshoot of the hashtag “I stand with PP.” The hashtag #IStandToPP is designed to embrace women of ALL body types. Women have a right to their bodies. Women have a right to the choose the type of body they have. Women have the right to choose the biological definition of their gender. Planned Parenthood’s decision to create the new campaign was inspired by the small outcry of the few trans-women in an obscure village right outside Chernobyl, Ukraine. The 2 trans-women, who were deeply offended, experienced intense emotional turmoil, isolation, tears, and sniffles as a result of the hashtag, “no vagina no opinion” which spread like hashtag wild fire. In their small village, it is nearly to impossible to obtain reconstructive surgery without bribing city doctors with anti-radioactivity shampoos to visit the small village. The two trans-women began dating about 3 week ago and soon discovered that one had become pregnant unexpectedly after a responsibly planned night of innocent vodka drinking. The village medicine man came to the rescue and performed the first abortion ever in that small village. The 2 trans-women wanted to share their lack of emotional connection to the loss of their baby and took to social media. The 2 trans-women received a lot of hate comments and backlash, but Planned Parenthood saw the couple as the poster child for the inclusion of ALL types of women and families. Planned Parenthood felt the 2 trans-women could showcase parents’ lack of regret for the planned aborting of the lives of their children while challenging the male chauvinism of overtly conservative straight cis men who pressure their wives with loving support to do the unimaginable and unheard of inhumane process of growing a human and giving birth to him/her. So show your support of women’s choice and join the #IStandToPP movement to show support for ALL women’s rights.

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Harvard Scientists Discover Humans Are Earth’s Parasite

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July 10, 2018

Doctoral student Michael Flint found himself studying the effects of human life on earth. He soon became horrified at the carbon footprint humans left and how much carbon humans emit upon exhaling. “If we eliminate the existence of humans, the earth would be able to stabilize its levels of carbon and large areas of desert regions could regain their once green and lush landscapes. This would alter the evolutionary path of plants and would push the evolution of the earth towards a paradise.”  The right-winged absurdist undergraduate student Martin Schmidt has organized a small protest. “But we would be extinct, and humans are the highest life form to be the ones to actually appreciate the world around us,” stated Martin Schmidt. In response to absurdist Martin, Doctoral student Michael Flint stated accurately, “uneducated people like Martin Schmidt are what is preventing our world from true progress.”

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Scientists Discover an Infinite Number of Genders and Realize Procreation Is Technically Impossible

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June 5, 2018

In a new Harvard study, molecular biologists discovered that the levels of testosterone, estrogen, and progesterone vary from person to person and the exact levels will be unique for each person just like the finger print. This has led scientists to make the conclusion that there are technically an infinite number of genders, or, perhaps, no such thing as gender at all. “To even attempt to create a binary system to differentiate between human reproductive organs is a very unnatural thing to do,” stated Doctoral student Mary Flinn who underwent a transgender operation as an unborn baby so that she would never have to experience life as the male her mother knew she just could not be after she decorated an entire room with stereotypically feminine pink decor. Doctoral student Flinn also discovered that no human is of the same species and therefore cannot reproduce within the same human species. “It is actually impossible for a male and a female human, in the binary sense of plant reproduction, of the same species to exist due to the great diversity of human nongendered species. Thus, what we see time and time again is the cross-inter-trans-species means of reproduction, which one may liken very much so to the reproduction of mules.” Further research is being conducted to see if dogs also do not have genders as they are domesticated animals that artificially evolved through breeding techniques to respond to their diverse human owners.

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Women Empowerment Art

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May 31, 2018

This upcoming Saturday, June 2 at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Charlotte Richards’ Women Empowerment art will be displayed. In the past, Miss Richards has displayed inspirational pieces at women’s forums around the world. Her art truly shows what it means to be female in a society that has glorified men and encourages women to be brave as themselves. 

In one of her more recent displays from the 2016 Women Empowerment Forum, we see various depictions of women with inscriptions showing how all the women are important. The inscriptions were heart-warming and inspirational as you can see for yourself below:

Charlotte Richards’ Inscriptions for “Women Empowerment Forum 2016″

Marta is 4 years old and she likes purple hair chalk. That’s ok, Marta, because hair chalk is cool

Samantha has been bullied by her doctor for years now to eat healthy. Samantha then realized that Diabetes and high cholesterol are her choice. It is your body and if that is how you want to die, we support you Samantha!

Katy is 2 and she plays with toy trucks. That’s ok Katy, trucks are toys for girls too!

Josephina likes to sleep around. Her boyfriend dumped her. That’s ok Josephina, if you want to get STDs, it’s your body and no one can take away your identity.

Tina is 8 and in the summer time, she likes to wear capris, which are like pants. That’s ok, Tina, girls can wear pants too!

Katerina ate a human. Her friends stopped talking to her. Don’t worry, Katerina, you are not alone. Some people are vegans and some are cannibals, and that is okay. Everyone is different! We embrace our beautiful differences.

We at 10^2 Winds’ News look forward to this Saturday’s art display of Charlotte Richards and we hope to see you there!

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Ashes of Hell

What a beautiful soul to be lost to the darkness, a beautiful mind to be lost to despair; and his soul is floating closer to hell and the flames are tarnishing his heart. He is stuck in a virtual prison inside of his tv set for fear of reality. The demons that plague his innocence are prolific behind that screen. And the lies that once were told do not keep away the discussions of the dark desires of the demons that haunt him in his sleep. He is angry with himself and feels abandoned by God. His bible is covered in dust, the medals on his chain mean a distant hope to him. But remember man, from dust you came and into dust you shall return, and death will come when you least expect it like a thief in the night. Will your soul be prepared? Hell is forever. Do not choose that to be your soul’s reality. In hell, the lost souls feel as though their skin is burning off. The impure mind goes psychotic totally united with the most frightening terrors and no end. The eyes feel stabbed and shredded. It is an eternal prison where they beat the prisoners repeatedly every night. And the more the demons beat the prisoners, the more miserable and angry they become and the more vile the prisoners appear to them. So they torture them even more. Every nerve is in the most excruciating pain and they all know that the momentary laugh and the momentary pleasure was not worth this eternal damnation. But they chose to turn away from a God of Love and chose the dark.  Do not go down that road.

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UK Court Accuses Parents Who Want Their Child Alive of Child Abuse

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May 2, 2018

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On April 28, 2018, Mr. and Mrs. Evanson were accused of child abuse by the UK’s courts as they had been feeding their disabled baby who cannot lift a fork. The UK court’s judge, Judge Hitler (an unfortunate last name), sided with Alderf Hospital that Baby Evanson deserved to die and that sustaining his life was denying the child of his just rewards of peace. Mr. and Mrs. Evanson have been rightly placed in jail to prevent them from threatening Baby Evanson’s chances to die as they have a “bad attitude bent of aiding the infant’s survival.” Under UK law, Baby Evanson is property that belongs to the government and Judge Hitler stated that “the distribution of governmental funds will not be wasted to save a baby who deserves death due to his disability and no abusive parents will get in the way of my duty to enforce the laws that protect our children.” The same judge order last week that a young boy have his leg amputated after his parents tried to plead with hospital officials that falling off a bike and scraping his leg did not warrant removing his whole leg. But Alderf Hospital recognized the inhumanity in the parents’ absurd request and demanded the child’s leg be removed so he would never have to show ugly scars. We will update you on how Alderf Hospital Officials are dealing with their undeserved embarrassment and their hurt feelings as the parents of Baby Evanson are being sued for their bad attitude.

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President Trump Is Literally Stalin Reincarnated

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January 18, 2018

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Late last night, a blond-hair blue-eyed self-proclaimed privileged white pseudo-buddhist male linguistics major, Steven Malarky, who pursues his musical career sporadically, stumbled upon one of Stalin’s speeches and cross-analyzed it with Trump’s recent speeches. During a compilation of Tweets early this morning, we interviewed Steven who shared, “Trump’s recent speech, ‘my country is the best country, and third world countries are actually poor,” is literally exactly like Stalin’s speech, ‘We have temporarily lost a number of regions, and the enemy is before the gates of Leningrad and Moscow. it will not be difficult to see that the Nazi German invaders are facing disaster. Hunger and poverty reign in Germany.’ As one can clearly see the words, “poor and poverty” have the same meaning. One can only conclude that Trump is not only literally Hitler reincarnated but simultaneously is also Hitler’s enemy Stalin reincarnated. This is a rare type of double reincarnation where the next world has rejected two greatly evil souls who were enemies so that one can defeat the other evil one and assume the other’s soul into his/her/its/their/zher/zhis/zheir/zits own. This helps minimize the number of dark souls. This can only mean utter destruction to small unknown Antarctic species that have not even been discovered and never will due to global warming.” And we here at Winds’ New completely agree. With Trump spewing words of utter distaste, species in the Antarctic that have never been discovered yet stand no chance. Not only that, but Trump called poor countries third-world which shows his obvious disinterest in uniting all parts of the world and bringing them under one global new world order. Trump clearly accepts country caste systems: third world implies the lowest caste in Trump’s country caste system. As we veer far away from the efforts of the Obama administration, we can only expect America to become stronger and more able to give its citizens freedom. Let’s hope this freedom does not also include the lowering of the age to buy tobacco. It is a travesty as we say good bye to a weaker America that would allow a total take-over by foreign governments that would have brought us one step closer to the Utopian society, a Utopian society that Marx and Engle once dreamt up while engulfed in clouds of cigar smoke and probably only 10% oxygen. We must do something! We cannot let America remain a country where tax payers do not “even pay for the cigars” Marx would have smoked when he wrote his brilliant ideas. But since we believe tobacco is bad, we will obviously work towards getting tax payers to pay for marijuana and not tobacco. “haha,” responded Steven to a prompt similar to the previous sentence, “had Marx been smoking marijuana instead of cigars, we probably would be progressive enough by now that Obama would have approved teaching in science classes all over the country about other dimensional realms that one day we could travel to and unite THEIR countries with ours for a massive inter-dimensional Utopian New World Order!” So, Americans, what YOU waiting for?

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Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, there lived two very lonely girls Clara and Angel. They were sisters, orphaned at a young age and taken in by their impoverished aunt and uncle. Clara was the older of the two. Their aunt suffered from sadness and mood swings brought on by their poverty and Clara and Angel often had to care for her. But when they were free to play, Clara and Angel would often dream up worlds far away from their own. One day, the lands' king noticed their uncle's hard work at tilling the fields of his town and hired him to oversee many of the nobility's lands. This made the girls' aunt and uncle immediately wealthy and they moved to a vacant castle in a hollow that led up to a mountain top where the uncle could see over many of the fields. Clara and Angel moved into the castle in their rags and pure hearts. They had never known a luxurious life and they did not fit in with the other noblemen' children. They were often isolated and alone. One day, Clara and Angel went into town to buy their aunt eggs. Angel saw some ripe peaches and asked Clara if they had extra money for a peach. Clara knew Angel was hungry and as her older sister felt she must have her fed. So Clara gave her sister an extra coin to buy a peach. When Angel went to buy the peach, no one was attending the fruit stand; and so Angel left the coin on the fruit stand and took a peach. Suddenly, an old haggardly looming lady appeared and began screaming that Angel had stolen a peach! Clara turned to see her sister being hit over and over again. Clara rushed over to block her sister from the old lady's strikes. When Clara looked up, she saw not an old lady, but a witch with darkness and hatred in her eyes. The witch saw Clara's love for her sister and grew angrier! Clara pleaded explaining the money was there and if more was needed, they could pay. But the witch would not listen. Clara yelled at Angel that she run home and get their aunt and that she would be fine. So Angel ran off. Once Clara saw that Angel was safe, Clara broke away from the flying hands of the witch. The witch was enraged and placed a curse upon Clara that she never ever find true love and love all her days in longing. Time went on. Clara and Angel grew into 2 beautiful women and Angel married a young nobleman nearby. But Clara, who had never believed in the power of the witch's curse, began to wonder if she truly were cursed. Everytime Clara started to admire a man she was courting, something would go wrong. One man took one look at her aunt, and took off running! Another told Clara he fancied her but she found him kissing another maiden on her way to school one day. Another stole Clara's golden flute that her uncle had given her as a 16th birthday present that he had had specially designed for her. Clara was always utterly heartbroken and her childhood loneliness continued into her womanly years. She often cries herself to sleep and longed for someone to brush her tears away and heal her pain within. But no one came. Then one day, her aunt tried to chear her up, telling her that someone would meet her at a gathering one day and all would be well. A few days later, Clara went to a celebration at a nearby noble men's castle for his son's birthday. It was the evening of May 10. There she saw the butler's son, named William, sitting in a dark corner waiting for his father. At first Clara did not notice his wounded chest for he had it well hidden beneath a coat. He saw Clara had noticed him and he wanted to distract himself from the pain of the injury he had incurred that evening and to pass the time until his father could attend to him. And so William introduced himself to Clara and began to use his charm to attract Clara. Clara was mesmerized. She very seldom met such a handsome man with wonderful and charming conversational abilities. He seemed so attentative to her and she found herself quite lost in conversation with him. Had he not invited her to the gardens for later in the week, she would have invited him herself, quote out of character for Clara. But he did. Just as they were about to say good night, Clara saw a quick glimpse of his wounded chest. She was alarmed but he covered it quickly and seemed fine that she began to doubt if she had seen any wound at all. As Clara was about to leave, a man approached her and told her to be wary for the butler's son had wooed many a fair maiden and been chased by many a fair maidens' fathers. Clara was. It sure what that meant, and ignored the man's warning. Later that week, the two met at a local garden. Clara had hoped for a simple happy time, but a young maiden seemed to be following them at a distant and William seemed quite uneasy. Clara noticed he started to shake a bit and had become very pale. "Are you alright, William?" Clara asked, but William shrugged and asked Clara why did she even want to be at the gardens with him. Clara was very confused and hurt and after William walked her home, she did not hear from him again. Clara wondered who the maiden following them was and what the man's warning had been about. So Clara told Angel in tears for the memory of curse haunted her. Angel told Clara not to worry and that she would search for William and find out his secrets. Clara began to fall for William with all his secrecy and the mysterious pain beneath his alluring eyes. But Angel was concerned. She asked a few locals about William and uncovered his truth. "Clara, I have some unfortunate news to share with you and I know you will find it hard to believe. William is a widower. The woman you saw following you two is the ghost of his wife. Many say she was a jealous abusive woman and that her jealousy keeps her soul haunting William. Five years ago on May 10, a neighbor of William's in the willage heard William and his wife arguing." Clara turned ghastly white. She had been falling for a man haunted by a jealous wife. "The wife was heard laughing and William screaming and then there was silence. William began shouting in terror. He stumbled outside calling for help and covered in blood from a chest wound. When his neighbor heard him, he ran inside to find William's wife dead with an almost empty bottle of rum in one hand and a knife in the other. His wife had fallen on the fireplace skewers after pulling the knife out of William's chest. Her red lipstick was smeared across her face and she was dressed only in her slip, but there was no sign of any lipstick on William. William's neighbor could see that William's wife had been killed by falling into the skewers, but could not be sure of how she had fallen. The neighbor could tell thought that she had cheated on William with no remorse for she had been laughing just before her death. William's neighbor could see that she had also stabbed William but he could not know for sure what had led her to that. Was she just evil and mad? Or had William gone after her when he discovered she had cheated? William's neighbor did not want to accuse William in the case that William's story might be right and as his wife could not say hers and the evidence matched William's story, all accepted William's story. But William became a dark man, desperate to find comfort in lonely nights haunted by thoughts of his dead wife, and many say....actual visits of the ghostly wife! In fact, every May 10, William becomes especially desperate. Some say his chest wound reappears, others say he inflicts it himself trying to understand how his wife ended up dead as though he feels some sort of guilt for it." Clara gasped, "I saw the chest wound! Oh my! I saw it!" Angel became alarmed, "Oh dear! I thought perhaps it was just a dramatic rumor. Clara, are you sure you saw it?!" "Yes, I am certain of it now!" Clara began to feel quite ill and unable to move. Over the next few days, Clara grew even more sick and their aunt called for the family doctor. When the doctor arrived, Angel explained all Clara had been through and when the illness had begun. The doctor was a very old man with years of wisdom and knowledge marked in wrinkles upon his skin. He had an odd look on his face upon hearing Angel's story and his face turned as white as snow in the moonlight. "I have seen such an illness once before. Clara, Angel, it was this illness which caused your parents' deaths." Their aunt began to cry, "no, no." Angel was horrified and asked, "Can it be cured?!" The doctor responded, "It can be cured. She must give up true love. Your parents did not and so they suffered and died from a curse that they would refuse to abide by." Their aunt replied, "No doctor! You're wrong! Curses are not real! They're not real," and she sobbed and sobbed. Angel remembered the curse Clara was given. Clara had been cursed saving her, sisterly love! The two girls knew their mother had once saved their aunt as well. It was a story their aunt told over and over again all the time. But the aunt had never shared that a witch had also cursed their mother just as Clara had been cursed. "I'm afraid so. Has Clara ever been cursed as I suspect?" asked the doctor. Angel blurted out from behind a torrential rain of tears, "yes, by a witch when Clara saved me when we were children! It was that she would never find true life love!" *sigh* "Ah, the same curse your mother had been given. Your mother found true love though, and she followed her heart and you two lovely girls were born. But the price she paid for true love was that she and her true love would be struck with an illness that would grow as their love for each other would grow. They died having found true love. They beat the curse. Had they parted ways and not accepted true love, they would not have grown ill and would have lived long lives. Oh, their love had been tested and for love of you Clara, they would take time apart to stay healthy but their love beckoned them. Your parents died when Angel was born for they knew that Clara had company and that their love would never end. Clara, your illness is curable if you avoid your true love. Do not seek your true love. Just distract yourself with all the beauties of life except a man." Clara and Angel's aunt and uncle and Angel all begged Clara to forget finding true love, "Oh please Clara, you have so much beauty to share! Stay with us! You need no man!" Angel cried, "I am so sorry that you were cursed for my sake! Please, get better, stay with us!" The doctor observed and a thought entered his mind, "the man Clara must have met to have reached this state, is he also cursed?" Clara's family thought it an odd question but Angel piped in, "well, his wife fell on skewers and died after she cheated on him and stabbed him and now she haunts and follows him and his chest bleeds every May 10, but I don't know if that means he is cursed." "By George! He is indeed cursed! I know this man! He married a harlot whom he thought was the daughter of a great nobleman in the hopes of attaining a great dowry, but all he got was disappointment, sorrow and heartache. He was a con artist who conned in return! His curse is that he will be haunted by the ghost the harlot until he find true love. Ah, Clara is blessed indeed!" "Blessed?!!" chorused the aunt, the uncle, and Angel. "Ah, yes," continued the doctor, "you see, your parents, Clara and Angel, were not so blessed. Your father had no curse. If two people both have a curse, and each can be the other's cure, then the two curses are lifted! Clara's is that she never find true love and William's that he must find true love. Clara's current illness is only due to William's lack of love for Clara and his inability to part with the ghost of his dead wife. William has some emotional issues only he can sort out, but the moment he chooses to move on is the moment he frees his heart to love another, Clara, and then the two curses shall be lift!" All became relieved and even Clara began to breathe more peacefully. "Ah," said the doctor on a serious note, "but William is a stubborn one. I have been trying to help him for years. He fell in love with none of the maidens I introduced him to over the years. But seeing Clara's particular illness and having learned of their meeting, I believe Clara is William's true love. We must devise a plan to help William detach from the ghost of his cheating jealous wife." And so the aunt, the uncle, Angel and the doctor discussed a way to help Clara and William. Written by Chiara Nissa Raphaela (Me) August 20, 2017 Fairy tales are like dreams that feel hopeful even when reality does not, for if one can imagine and express beauty, then one can experience it as well...one day.

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A Serious Post: Reflection

A long time ago, I used to write on my blog Echo Sweet Cries. I wrote love stories, tragedies, long philosophical discussions I would have with myself. I wrote a lot. I love to write. I used to want to be a children’s book author and illustrator. I wrote dark stories very well. And I tried to challenge myself to write beautiful happy stories. But the world seemed so dark to me and isolation came to send me into a prison of the mind. I took down my blog. But I am an artist. And by artist, I mean art in every sense, musical, drawing, painting, writing. My frustration of the darkness around me, I try to turn into humor. And so my new blog (this one) is one I predominantly use for humorous outbursts of frustrating topics. But tonight my heart is needing to be heard. The music inside of me is wanting to be released. When the creative moments come, I feel a deep emotion that rises deep from my heart and into my mind until the flooding of expression pours forth. There has been so much in my life that emotionally hurt and sometimes a torrent of puzzle piecing strategic thinking shoots through my emotional mind to paint a distorted picture and I long just for the serenity of my hopes and dreams, of a love so pure there is nothing to fear in this life with all its ups and downs. Often I feel I am being led through life. God is the Author of Life, and to Him I concede my own. I wish I could share all the beautiful stories I have ever written - the ones I wrote to challenge myself to create beauty - with someone who could finally be the main character of all of them, with someone who will be that beauty. I want something magical and my “school girl” dreaming tries to create that magic, but reality always falls flat. It isn’t that there is nothing sparkling in the moments that do come by filled with a scent of romance and magic; but those are not the lasting magic, the touch of love deep into my heart, the softness that gets past my walls, beyond my fears, that heals the hurt and strengthens me. So tonight is for emotionality, for crying, for dreaming, for hoping.

[chiaranissa]

A New Form of Birth Control Is All The Rage

10^2 Winds’ News We give you the news, you give us the world.

(This is parody news)

July 16, 2017

Early Sunday morning, July 16, 2017 the FDA approved a new form of birth control that works 100% and is a one time procedure. 100% of women who tried it before the FDA approved it do not speak that they regret the procedure. In a 21st century fast-paced world, trying to remember to take the pill daily is too hard. One accidental missed time could result in a pregnancy. What woman wants kids these days when money could be made? And so, the FDA announced a new form of birth control that they want to gear towards minority women who are struggling to find their place in the work force. The new form of birth control is a simple 1-step surgical procedure that just removes all reproductive organs completely and entirely. No follow ups are necessary. You can come into any Planned Parenthood facility. The procedure takes about 10 minutes maximum and you can leave immediately afterwards! It is painless and quick. Call your local Planned Parenthood today at (516) 408-6300 for free counseling.

[chiaranissa]

Teachers Discover They Are Stuck in a Vicious Cycle of A Loop of Eternal Student Culture Brought On By the Hippie Trippy Vulture Culture

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July 3, 2017

Early Monday morning, Mrs. Von Schmeiter-Feifer discovered that her 40 year old daughter, Mrs. Feifer-Schmidt, was still living at home on Mrs. Von Schmeiter-Feifer’s teacher’s income with Mrs. Von Schmeiter-Feifer’s 4 grandchildren. Mrs. Feifer-Schmidt currently holds 7 Bachelor’s degrees in various subjects: Mathematics, Chemistry, Economics, Art, Music, Anatomy, and Sports’ Therapy. She then received only 2 Master’s Degrees in Socio-Economics and Music Business with a concentration in Political Science. Mrs. Feifer-Schmidt is now currently enrolled in 13 Doctorates programs AT THE SAME TIME so that she can obtain a public school middle school math teaching position so that she and her estranged husband, who is currently in Zimbabwe on a Peace Corps missions trip to help feed starving children, can move out of Mrs. Von Schmeiter-Feifer’s house with the couple’s (Mrs. Feifer-Schmidt and her estranged husband’s) 4 children. Upon entering one of the 13 Doctorates programs, she had to sign away her rights to ever being allowed to teach in a public school middle school, which then led her to apply to the other 12 Doctorates programs to try to teach something else somewhere else. Mrs. Von Schmeiter-Feifer is frustrated that her daughter is still living off her teacher’s salary and has thus been demanding from her Union that higher pay and protection from losing her teaching job, which has, thus, led the Teachers’ Union to increase the standards of acceptance of new teachers. Hence, this has led to a circular type of problem. Apparently, some obscure high school AP Statistics student (who we don’t really feel is important enough to even give credit to in this article) enrolled in a pre-college program at Harvard has conducted a National Survey that shows that the issue that the Schmeiter-Feifer and Feifer-Schmidt family are currently facing is indeed a wide-spread national issue. More to follow in the upcoming months.

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