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On Kayla's deep, southern secrets.
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On Kayla's internet pal, aka Norwegian Faux Boyfriend
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On ... fuck it, Kayla was drunk. (Click to read.)
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On Sbtrkt.
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On Skrillex.
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On One Republic.
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On stealing.
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stupid human tricks
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On dating a Frenchman
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On the Swiss.
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On french fries
Kel: In other news, the teenage boy who burned the McDonald's french fries I'm currently trying to enjoy should be punished. By death.
Kay: What!! Burned fries?! Wtf!
Kel: Bastards, I tell you, El Kinky. Bastards.
Kay: I have never in my life met a burned McDonad's fry. Isn't the machine like, automated?
Kel: Don't ever underestimate the power of a McDonald's worker to fuck something up. Including my life.
Kay: If I can manage to successfully stumble from the bathroom to the bedroom after a night of cheap wine and crying over YouTube videos of dogs undergoing surgery, that bastard can make a damn fry.
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On Bieber
Kay: I know it's usually all fun and games, but I'm genuinely concerned that Bieber was actually born a female. He's seriously prettier than me.
Kel: Hahaha RIGHT?! I feel like a lot of women pay good money to look like Bieber. That's worrisome.
Kay: That kids has been famous for like half a decade. How is it possible that there are zero photos of him naked?
Kel: Because he's only been 18 for a few months. Give it time.
Kay: I'm too impatient for this.
Kel: Also, he does not have a body I want to see naked. Zac Efron? Yes fucking please.
Kay: Kelly this is not personal sexy time. This is research.
Kel: I choose to blur those lines.
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On Valentine's
Kay: Your dog just texted me and said you're a crappy valentine. True story.
Kel: That's funny. Your boyfriend just texted me and said I was the best valentine he'd ever had. Awkward.
Kay: Yeah well. Your mom texted me and said she had a great time last night.
Kel: That... doesn't surprise me.
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On watching "Good Will Hunting"
Kay: I AM WATCHING MATT DAMON CRY. IT'S TOO MUCH
Kel: STOP
Kay: I FEEL THE NEED TO WEEP TOO
Kel: STOP YOUR FEELINGS
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