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Not really a prompt but I would love to see it incorporated into batfam/white collar fics (I’ve been getting into them recently and they’re really good)

Jason walks into the white collar office to visit(read: bother) his family member that’s undercover as Neal. He sees a wanted poster for Red Hood, looks closely, and says “they never get my nose right!” Even tho he’s fully wearing the helmet in the photo and it might even be an actual camera shot. (Maybe he’s been watching Disney movies with empowered women in them with Liam, or maybe he just remembers it as a kid)

I just realized this also works if Jason is Neal for added confusion.

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A while ago I saw this super cute fic (I’ll try to look for it) where Brucie Wayne is at a party surrounded by models, but instead of being playboy he’s in father mode. Making sure they don’t drink too much or drink underage. Trying to make sure they eat and drink water. And they all view him as an overprotective teddy bear.

I need a fic where Bruce is externally a playboy with a new supermodel/movie star at every party, but manages to sneak away with some sort of last minute work or child emergency before ever getting near the bedroom. They all assume it’s a one time thing until they get together and notice a pattern. They assume he’s hiding his gayness or protecting his children or a workaholic. But they all come to the conclusion that he doesn’t want any romantic/sexual relationship. So they take turns acting as his beard. Romantic in public but platonic and friendly in private. Just a group of woman supporting what they think is a kind, secretly queer, single father workaholic. And when he finds out he treats them all to nice things occasionally and is generally really kind and grateful.

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Now normally I go for fluff, but I saw this fic where Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman get hit with something that makes them loose their inhibitions. And everyone is like “oh no, Batman is gonna blow up Arkham.” But he’s just a really good father who wants to hug his kids.

I want something similar but where nightwing is in the JL and gets hit with that stuff and all of the anger he represses and controls come out. Like Bruce made him a vigilante so that he wouldn’t murder his parent’s killer. I think if Dick got hit he would just hunt down the joker for what he did to Jason. So the whole JL is like “he’s gonna be even sweeter and give lots of hugs and joke around” and Batman is like “oh no. He needs to be on lockdown”. And then the JL is baffled when his concern is proven worthwhile.

Bonus points if dick says “I’m going to do what you should’ve done years ago” to Bruce!

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I think I shall use this account for ao3 prompts because I can’t write but I need to read these ideas.

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BOOP!

ah whoops...

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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yet booped ye may be, and booped ye shall be: by mutual and by follower and by random;

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I dont know how to use tumbler but i really wanna be boooped

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