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castiel x witch!reader on the way within the next few days!

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Natasha with a Girly Girl Girlfriend

You are absolutely a girly girl

Pink!!! Bows!!! Lace!!!

When she comes back from missions, she'll bring you stuffies from wherever she went (you like bunnies the most)

She thinks you're absolutely adorable when you dress up for date nights in lace-y pink dresses and high heels

She'll help you curl your hair, telling you how beautiful you look

She thinks it's also super cute that you get excited over the newest Chanel perfume or collect Vivienne Westwood jewelry

She spoils you

And she loves it

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Who I Write For

CRIMINAL MINDS

Spencer Reid

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Loki

Adam Warlock

Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland)

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda Maximoff

Thor

Sam Wilson

Steve Rogers

SHAMELESS

Lip Gallagher

Fiona Gallagher

Carl Gallagher (only after he's 18)

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Gabriel

Lucifer

Michael

Jack Kline

Charlie Bradbury (fem!reader only)

THE BEAR

Carmen Berzatto

Luca

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE

Howl Pendragon

LOTR + THE HOBBIT

Kili

Thorin Oakenshield

Legolas

Frodo

Aragorn

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Mega Masterlist

CRIMINAL MINDS

Spencer Reid

we'll make it work - fem!reader

prom - gn!reader

bad cop - gn!reader

Emily Prentiss

hotel - fem!reader - SMUT

facesitting - fem!reader - SMUT

Jennifer Jareau

dom/sub headcanons - fem!reader - SMUT

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Loki

spanking - gn!reader - SMUT

Adam Warlock

nsfw headcanons - SMUT

i'll always catch you - gn!reader

more than a mission - fem!reader - CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED

Natasha Romanoff

nat with a girly girl gf - fem!reader

SHAMELESS

Lip Gallagher

pda with lip headcanons

nsfw headcanons - SMUT

lip + buttplugs - SMUT

the deal - fem!reader

i like shy girls - fem!reader

boundaries - fem!reader

because of this - fem!reader

first time oral - fem!reader - SMUT

lingerie insecurities - fem!reader - suggestive

sub!lip - fem!dom!reader - SMUT

i need you - gn!reader

lip + begging reader to ride his face - fem!reader - SMUT

creampie - fem!reader - SMUT

mac and cheese - gn!reader

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester

dean showering with you after a hard hunt - fem!reader

THE BEAR

Carmen Berzatto

carmy going with you for your first tattoo headcanons

no one else - gn!reader

recovering - gn!reader - TW: DISORDERED EATING

we'll make it better - fem!reader

eating pussy - afab!reader w/ gn! terms - SMUT

camry's s/o's job #1

carmy's s/o's job #2

carmy's s/o's job #3

Luca

mirror sex headcanons - fem!reader - SMUT

delicious - fem!reader - SMUT

pussy play - fem!reader - SMUT

cam girl part i - fem!reader - SMUT

cam girl part ii - fem!reader - SMUT

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE

Howl Pendragon

trouble accepting affection headcanons

fluff headcanons

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Carmy Taking You For Your First Tattoo Headcanons

You're nervous af

You've never gotten a tattoo before, but Carmy has plenty, and you're a little worries he'll see you as a wimp if you cry or freak out over the fact that a literal needle is injecting ink into your skin

He somehow senses that you're nervous despite the tough façade you put on

So he insists that he go with you to hold your hand

You're not doing anything terribly intimidating; no color, no blackout, not particularly large. Just a black and grey moth above your knee.

But it's your first time so you're still a little scared

The artist you see is super welcoming, kind, and professional

They talk you through the process before starting anything, offer you some snacks and water, and check in constantly while doing the actual tattoo

In all honesty, after 10 minutes it isn't that bad, but you're still enjoying holding Carmy's hand

Once the tattoo is done, Carmy praises you endlessly

"You did such a good job, hon, you took it like a champ"

And of course he takes you to a cutsey local ice cream shop afterwards :)

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Hey babe! Can i request something very fluffy and domestic with lip? Like maybe cooking together and loving each otherrrr ugh i love him

Finally answering this one, I'm sorry my love <3 I took a needed but unexpected break but I'm back and happy to write this for you xoxo

warnings: none <3

GN!reader

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It had been a hard day. Fiona was losing her shit, Carl made something explode at school (again), and Debbie had a project to complete for Student Council. Needless to say, it was chaotic. Per usual.

The only thing that was keeping me sane was waiting for the water to boil for the box mac and cheese. It was late, but the house was finally quiet. The only thing I was missing was Lip.

My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the back door closing. I didn't have to look to know it was Lip; I could hear his heavy sigh and tired footsteps.

"Hey, babe," he mumbled, coming up behind me and resting his head on my shoulder. "Whatcha makin'?"

"Mac and cheese," I responded, shrugging over the cheap and simple meal.

"Can I help?" he asked, running his hands along my hips.

"It's mac and cheese, Lip, it doesn't take that much effort."

"I know," he said. "I jus' wanna be near you."

My heart softened at this, and I found myself nodding. Of course he's allowed to help if he just wants to be near me.

He went to the fridge and gathered the milk and butter as I cooked the pasta, and he dutifully measured them out, sticking his tongue out slightly as he made sure the milk measured exactly 1/4 cup. It was adorable, really.

Lip always acted so tough, but really, he's a little soft. At least with me, he is.

He held my waist as I stirred in the milk, butter, and cheese packet to the pasta, whispering something about how he just needed a break from everything.

I went to test the taste of the completed meal, but was so excited I forgot to blow on it, so the heat burned my tongue. Lip was quick to react.

"Oh you poor thing," he said, quickly grabbing some cool water for me to ease the pain. "Let me kiss it better."

I rolled my eyes a little at his slightly silly comment, but allowed him to kiss me anyway. It was gentle, filled with love and softness. He still managed to give me butterflies.

"Now," he started, "Let's devour this mac and cheese."

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i'm back after a long (but much needed break) and taking requests

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Take this quiz if you don’t know! Please reblog after answering

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oh my god i need a part two to the chef luca coworker smut lollll im rewatching the bear and i- that man could spit in my mouth and id say thank you. anyway, love uuu ❤️

i think this one is what you're looking for!!

also love you too <3

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Neeeeeeeeeeed Cam Girl p2!!!!!!

of course!!

a few people requested to be tagged in this one lol:

@arieltwvdtohamflash @writergiih @som-iserem @flowercrowns-goodvibes

MINORS DNI!

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Over the next month, Luca found himself getting addicted to Y/N's videos and streams. He loved watching her play with her pussy, her cute lingerie pushed to the side so she could use whatever toy she wanted.

He felt less shameful over time, as well. Yes, she was his coworker and she could never know he enjoyed her content so much, but her content was also on the internet for the world to see. "If she didn't want to run the risk of me seeing it, she wouldn't have posted it in the first place," he reasoned.

The day came that Luca fucked up.

He and Y/N were working late, the only ones left in the restaurant. She was piping cream on some pastries, and he was garnishing them with perfectly placed berries. They made a good team.

Luca was distracted, though. He could smell her vanilla shampoo, and all he could think about was burying his face in her hair while he fucked her senseless. He was interrupted from his thoughts with Y/N clearing her throat.

"Would you mind passing that extra piping bag, please?" she asked politely.

"Only if you behave," Luca responded before his eyes went wide. "I'm so sorry, that was a joke I-" he began to apologize.

"What the hell?" Y/N asked, confused. She glanced down to see his semi-hard cock straining in his pants, thought back to how he had looked at her the past couple of days, and suddenly this comment made sense.

"You're attracted to me?" She asked. Luca looked down in response.

"Very much so, yes," he replied. "Which I know is inappropriate, but you're very pretty and god, your streams-" she cut him off, blushing.

"You know about those?"

He hesitated. "Yeah," he said. "They're hot."

"Oh," she started. "I'm glad you think so. You know, since you're so attracted to me, do you think you'd like to make some content with me?" she asked.

Luca was in shock. "Um, yeah, yeah I'd love to."

So, they rushed to finish up the last of their pastries for the evening, and walked from the restaurant to Y/N's apartment.

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"So," Luca began as he watched Y/N finish setting up her camera on its tripod. "What do I do?"

She shrugged. "Just what you'd normally do. You can fuck me however you want, and I'll just leave the camera running. Then I can edit out what I need to and post it."

Luca nodded.

"You ready?" Y/N asked.

"Yes," Luca practically moaned as he watched Y/N strip off her top, revealing her tits covered by her bra. She walked towards him, breasts bouncing slightly, and kissed him roughly. He placed his big hands around her waist, moving her to straddle him.

The kissing grew needier by the second, Luca shoving his tongue into Y/N's mouth. He pulled away, Y/N whining.

"You gonna be a good girl for daddy?" he asked her, eyes staring into hers.

Y/N moaned, "Yes, daddy, I'll be your good girl."

"Good," Luca said, flipping them over. He pulled off his shirt, then proceeded to pull down her pants and panties in one movement. He looked up at her as he slowly moved his face towards her pussy, watching her facial expression grow desperate.

He licked a fat stripe up her cunt, flicking his tongue against her clit. She groaned and felt him smirk into her mound, moving his lips to kiss her hole.

"What a pretty pussy you have," he said and moved his large fingers to gently rub her slit, getting them wet. He pushed his fingers into her, sliding slowly into her. She moaned at the stretch.

He thrusted his fingers a few times before curling them up to hit her g-spot, tickling her pussy gently with his breath before he began licking her clit again. He moaned against it, sending vibrations through her body. She shuddered in response.

"Daddy, please," she moaned out, desperate for more.

"Hmm?" Luca hummed, his focus on eating her cunt.

"I want your cock please," Y/N begged.

And who was Luca to deny what his good girl wanted?

He pulled down his pants and boxers, his large cock slapping against his stomach and dripping precum. He kissed the top of her cunt one more time before kissing Y/N's cheek and rubbing his tip through her wetness.

Her nails dug into his back as he slowly pushed into her, stretching her pussy and filling it to the brim with his cock. He knew that's what she wanted; all good girls want to be full of their daddy's cock.

"Mmm, daddy," she moaned as he began slowly thrusting, her pussy gushing around him.

"That's it, moan for daddy," Luca ordered. So Y/N did as she was told and moaned for him again. Luca grunted in response and sped up his thrusts.

He was fucking her so fast, so hard, that she was seeing white. It felt so good. It had been so long since she'd had a real cock in her, and Luca's was everything she ever needed and more.

"'m not gonna last long," he warned. "You're so tight."

So Y/N clenched her pussy in response, milking him. All she wanted was his cum inside her.

"Cum inside me, please," she begged. "Breed me."

At those words, Luca lost control, fucking her as fast as he could, hitting as deep as he could. He felt her legs shaking as she came around him, which triggered his own orgasm, shooting thick ropes into her.

"That was so good," he said as he rolled over next to her, his breathing heavy.

"Yeah," she agreed. "Plus it'll make us some damn good money."

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as always, thank you for reading!

please send in some fluffy requests as well! i love writing smut but 100% of my inbox is currently smut requests and i'm not always in the mood for it :)

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asks

all my asks rn are smut please send in some fluffy ideas cause i'm not in a smutty mood rn

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the hinge days were WILD i'm convinced this is a canon event for everyone

I turned my dealbreaker for ages off on hinge just for shits and giggles and I am apparently quite alarmingly popular with 36-43 year old men and I want to crawl out of my skin

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is anybody actually still interested in these?

Wheel of Sluttopia: Coming Soon

Lip Gallagher - creampie

Adam Warlock - wet dream

Spencer Reid - watching porn

Carmen Berzatto + Luca - threesome

Adam Warlock - cockwarming

Natasha Romanoff - overstim

Chef Luca - mutual masturbation

Carmen Berzatto - size kink, daddy kink

Chef Luca - massage

These are in no particular order, but once all of these are completed, the wheel of sluttopia will no longer be in use. Feel free to send me smutty asks though!

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Howl headcanons for reader who may struggle to accept intimacy or affection due to trauma from past bad relationships? (Howl’s Moving Castle)

hey babe! sorry it took so long but i LOVE howl and this idea is great! (possibly really relatable as well - long story short, my boyfriend is amazing and it was hard for me to accept so much affection for a while)

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Howl is an affectionate man

Like, bro is constantly touching you

A gentle guiding hand on the small of your back, a kiss on the back of your hand, or resting his cheek against the top of your head

For a while though, it was too much for you

Not that you disliked it, it was just a huge shock

Howl didn't understand at first

"I don't understand how someone could disrespect a person like you"

You tried to claim it wasn't disrespect, trying to justify the poor treatment in some way, but Howl wasn't having any of that

"You didn't deserve that," he'd say firmly

For about a month, he doubted himself, worrying that maybe he was overdoing it, so he stopped the affection altogether

But you missed it, so you came to him

"Howl," you started shyly

"Can you maybe go back to, you know, all of the touching?" you asked

And Howl was happy to oblige

He immediately picked you up by the waist, spinning you around

"Of course, my love" he said

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Okay, after reading your Lip fics (the eating pussy ones), I think we need... NEED... something similar with Carmen. That is highly needed, my friend 😂

The man would just gladly take his time and make her desperate🫠😂

hey hon! so sorry this took so long omg i was on a little unannounced break my love life was shit (it's a lot better now) and i was recently diagnosed bipolar ii but i've gotten my shit together methinks and i'm glad to be back because i genuinely love writing for my lovelies <3

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Carmen was stressed as fuck.

It had been a busy night at the restaurant and all Carmen wanted was to go home to you. So, when you got the text to be ready for him on the bed, you knew to follow his instructions.

Carmen practically raced into your shared apartment and into the bedroom, where he was pleased to see you laying completely bare with your legs spread. All for him.

He practically crawled to you, grabbing your legs and pulling you towards the edge of the bed.

" 've been so stressed, babe. Busy night," he mumbled, slowly kissing from your left knee up towards your thigh. Forever a tease.

"Yeah?" you questioned, propping yourself up on your elbows to watch him.

"Mhm," Carmen hummed before pressing a kiss on the center of your pussy.

You threw your head back in response, not moaning yet, but satisfied to finally be getting some action.

Carmen slowly licked your pussy lips with a flat, wet tongue moving from your hole to your clit, which he flicked once before placing a kiss on your right pelvic bone.

"Carmy," you whispered.

"Shh," he responded. "I wanna take my time."

He slowly swirled his tongue around your clit, taking his time just like he said he would. He then turned his attention to the lips again, pressing wet kisses against them.

You were growing frustrated, desperate for him to just eat your cunt like a man starved. You laid back and tangled your hands in his curls, tugging gently, trying to encourage him to go faster.

He hummed against your hole, sending vibrations through your core. He licked another fat stripe up your cunt, moving towards your clit again.

Finally, he sped up a bit, flicking your clit with his tongue, moving the hood back slightly and making you shiver in pleasure.

"You like that baby?" he asked.

"Yes," you moaned, tugging his hair again and pulling him into your pussy.

Carmen didn't stop. He could feel the waves of desperation coming off of you. He gave in to you, eating you out and putting all of his stress into his mouth, using it to please you.

He began sucking your clit, pulling the bud into his mouth. He didn't stop when he heard you moan, nor when he felt your legs shaking next to his head. You came, a string of curses falling from your lips.

"That's it baby," he whispered. "That's a good toy."