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You can’t trick me. This is Loki and his children 😡

Druid of Durrag’s Tower by Lin Chang

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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I know I have other fics to work on but I’ve been writing this one where diary Tom is resurrected to help Harry with the Triwizard Tournament, and it’s overtaking my life. Also it’s going to be a true Tomarrymort, all three of them eventually. Heh

Harry: Can you just relax for one day? You’re like a dog in heat.

Tom: Yes, you’re really good at stiring me up. You’ve got quite the talent.

Harry: That’s just great. Let me go ahead and put that on my resume: Really good at making the mini dark lord horny.

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Harry: Can you just relax for one day? You’re like a dog in heat.

Tom: Yes, you’re really good at stiring me up. You’ve got quite the talent.

Harry: That’s just great. Let me go ahead and put that on my resume: Really good at making the mini dark lord horny.

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I love when Voldemort goes all dark lord in fics and just dark lords all over the place

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@tomarrymortmicrofics | trinket | 116 words

Tom has only ever gained the allegiance of the serpents and of Harry. But everyone loves Harry, the other children, the matron, the stray animals that sniff around the orphanage looking for scraps, and even the crows.

Harry stands in the middle of the field, head thrown back in wonder as the crows drop their treasures at his feet.

Coins. Shiny candy wrappers. A gold watch. A ring with a glittering stone. Various trinkets. All precious in Harry’s eyes.

Harry smiles at Tom, a goofy grin that makes Tom’s pulse race. “Come on, Tommy,” he calls, “take whatever you want!”

The world loves Harry but Harry loves Tom best. That's just how it's meant to be.

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Master of Death- Harry????

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tomarry but it’s actually just tom yearning the whole fic and harry denying all emotions regarding him

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Tom: You’re loud, stupid, and unable to make logical decisions. Not only that, you’re also impulsive and drive me crazy.

Harry: … but?

Tom:

Harry: There is a but coming, right?

Tom:

Tom: Not yet

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Voldemort: If I was a font, I’d be one of those fancy gothic ones

Harry: You be the wingdings font because you’re literally not right in the head

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Tom: I got this because it reminds me of you

*hands Harry a piece of paper*

Harry: this just says the word “dumb” typed in comic sans

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Lucius: How was the honeymoon?

Voldemort: Harry got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate

Voldemort: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

Voldemort: That little idiot (affectionately)

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Harry: Here you go! A nice, hot, cup of tea

Voldemort: It’s cold

Harry: Nice cup of tea

Voldemort: This is terrible

Harry: Cup of tea

Voldemort: I’m not even sure this is tea

Harry: Cup.

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Tom: I have a plan

Harry: You’re not allowed to kill anyone

Tom: …

Tom: I no longer have a plan

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*Voldemort when Harry Potter literally says anything*