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Harry: Why do you always look so mad?

Draco: I don’t have resting bitch face, I’m a bitch that needs a rest

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Harry: This is so weird

Tom: I assure you this is much weirder for me

Voldemort:

Voldemort: How the fuck did this happen?

Voldemort: and how did you get into my house-

Harry: It’s a long story

Tom: You really weren’t joking about the nose thing

Voldemort: I will kill the both of you

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Omfg. That’s so perfect lmaooooooo

Dumbledore: We are gathered here today to discuss a peace treaty, who would like to begin?

Voldemort: I for one would like to- what in Salazars name is touching my leg?

Harry: I thought footsies might help ease the tension a bit

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Harry: Would you rather kill all your friends, or all your family?

Tom: Why not both

Harry:

Harry: I forgot who I was talking to for a second

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Dumbledore: We are gathered here today to discuss a peace treaty, who would like to begin?

Voldemort: I for one would like to- what in Salazars name is touching my leg?

Harry: I thought footsies might help ease the tension a bit

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Tom: Listen Harry, if you ever want to go out there and be taken seriously by people then you need to stop all *gestures widely* this

Harry: But you just pointed to all of me

Tom: Yes

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Draco: So what’s for dinner? Harry: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Draco: Draco: Is it soup? Harry, winking: I soup-pose it could be! Draco: Please, enough with the soup puns! Harry: Wow, you’re soup-per mean! Draco: STOP! *one hour later* Draco: It’s fucking tacos?!

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Voldemort: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives

Harry: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Voldemort: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Harry: You would never guess which Hogwarts professor has a foot fetish

Voldemort: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for

Voldemort:

Voldemort: who

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Tom Riddle existing

oh noooooooo, he’s hot

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Harry: I feel so useless sometimes

Hermione: You’re not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example

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Harry: I want another baby

Voldemort: That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one

Harry: TOM-

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Wishing the doctor would prescribe me some damn peace and quiet

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Voldemort: I want you back

Harry: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours

Voldemort: I got food

Harry: …you know me so well

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snakes

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reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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Today I have made this drawing about Harry Potter ~

Hope you like it!

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still proud of you even if you didn’t get as much done in 2023 as you’d hope. you still survived the year, and that’s huge.