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Soap being afraid of dogs because of a childhood incident. An aggressive stray attacked him but his father quickly got it off him. This, of course, traumatized him and he's had issues with dogs since.

Years later, he admits this to Ghost, who rather nonchalantly, recounted the three different times he was attacked by a dog, the third time being a true mauling and he had almost lost his hand to it.

"You... you love dogs."

"Yes, because one bad dog isn't going to erase all the good ones."

Soap, admittedly, did not expect this. And it made him rethink his approach on dogs entirely, though he wasn't close to adopting one.

"You're scared of snakes," he recounted.

Ghost nodded, "Yes and no. More of I'm scared of the bad memories attached to them."

"Doesn't getting mauled by a dog not leave bad memories?"

"Those dogs acted on their own. The snakes did not."

Soap wanted to ask but he felt a part of him telling him to leave it be. He knew what Ghost was talking about, he didn't need to bring it up.

"Kyle is scared of clowns."

Soap snorted at the unexpected statement.

"Don't tell him I told you," Ghost chuckled.

"What's Capt'n scared of?"

Ghost thought for a moment before he nodded to himself, "A shave."

Soap laughed again, a bit louder this time.

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Have you ever read so much fanfiction and consumed so much fanart that you genuinely forgot what canon is?

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Phillip sighed, running a hand down his face as he looked at his class. They were taking a pretest to see what he had to correct.

After living since the Trojan War, he offered many classes at the university. One thing he hated was the pricks who didn't believe that he had in fact, faked his death many times, barely survived his own godson trying to kill him, and having a bomb drop onto him.

Simon, his godson, had united the Indiji (magic people), and the humans, when he had taken over. So was a really old man that hard to believe?

"Professor you seemed to have gotten something wrong on the test," a student piped up. "There were no bombs dropped in-"

"There were," Phillip cut him off. "It dropped on me and my son actually."

Everyone stared at him.

"And yes, Odysseus did really talk about how much he missed his wife for 10 years." Phillip said. "No more questions."

You are an immortal who has been alive for over 2000 years. Nowadays, you work as a history teacher. Thing is, a lot of the history textbooks are just flat-out WRONG, and you would know; you were there for a lot of the events they cover. Fed up, you decide to teach what ACTUALLY happened.

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Yk I think it’s just that teacher who’s funny-

Just today he’s messed up my forensic classes “crime scene” and told me I can’t sit on the bench I sit on like daily.

So one of my early morning classes is always hilarious because I rarely have a clue what’s going on around me.

Some examples:

A dog came in and scared me

One of the SSN teachers got a kid to leave the room by saying there were no girls in the room

One kid’s calling his dad and speaking in Italian

One kid got asked if he was wearing AI glasses

I got made fun of for drinking a monster at 8:15 in the morning

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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

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The dog came in again today, I wasn’t drinking a monster but a Baja Blast, my teacher gave him a treat.

The dog for context:

So one of my early morning classes is always hilarious because I rarely have a clue what’s going on around me.

Some examples:

A dog came in and scared me

One of the SSN teachers got a kid to leave the room by saying there were no girls in the room

One kid’s calling his dad and speaking in Italian

One kid got asked if he was wearing AI glasses

I got made fun of for drinking a monster at 8:15 in the morning

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So one of my early morning classes is always hilarious because I rarely have a clue what’s going on around me.

Some examples:

A dog came in and scared me

One of the SSN teachers got a kid to leave the room by saying there were no girls in the room

One kid’s calling his dad and speaking in Italian

One kid got asked if he was wearing AI glasses

I got made fun of for drinking a monster at 8:15 in the morning

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Okay genuinely I have no clue wtf I was on with that other one shot- I have my background noise on and I’m reading back and first thing my brain registers:

“He had drunk half a bottle of Vodka before slitting his wrists.”

CHAT WHAT

It took forever to finish a one shot and the lore that I came up with for the Nightfall SMP.

And what do I want to do IMMEDIATELY after? Finish a different CoD one shot-

I’m so tired 😭

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Jason: how ya likin’ that comic, kiddo? Damian: I do not understand. Jason: what? It’s just a spider-man comic. What’s not to understand? Damian: why is Parker pursuing this red-haired woman, who does not seem to enjoy his company further than any other, rather than his friend, Osborn? Osborn has given multiple hints that he would prefer their relationship to go beyond platonic Jason: Jason: *glances over at Jon, who is reading a Daredevil comic on the other bed* Damian: should he not pursue Osborn, considering he is already aware that their relationship can withstand hardship? Friendship is a sturdy baseline for which romance can be built soon. And besides, Mary Jane is an un-compelling idiot with mediocre looks. Jason: Jason: this explains so much

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It took forever to finish a one shot and the lore that I came up with for the Nightfall SMP.

And what do I want to do IMMEDIATELY after? Finish a different CoD one shot-

I’m so tired 😭

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Don’t you guys just love it when Microsoft Word tries to “fix” your grammar?

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Vetted: @/gaza-evacuation-funds #4 in this list | more details (Nov 9 update, see my rb) | Gfm: Paypal, credit/debit

Urgent, deadline Nov 30: Abdulrahman is an evacuated Palestinian who needs €3,205 in his campaign and €4,405 (both including additional fees) for survival and to pay off a second tuition installment respectively by the end of the month. This campaign is progressing very slowly despite the reasonable goal and could use more support.

Please focus on getting to €3,205 for survival fees first.

Donation match €10

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subtle acts of love

giving them food without them asking for it

randomly bringing them flowers

holding a door open for them

pulling out their chair for them

guiding them with a gentle hand on the small of their back

making them lunch to take to work with them

fixing their clothes or hair

giving them a massage

talking casually about a shared future

showing them their appreciation for them

waiting at home to say hello when they come in

paying complete attention to them

giving them a casual, but thoughtful compliment

writing them a love letter and hiding it for them to find

showing them something that reminded them of their partner

humming a song to calm them down

giving them a quick kiss whenever they pass each other at home

casual grabbing their hand and swinging it back and forth

remembering something they told them

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Rant post

A few months ago, two of my supervisors (they are basically managers but without the title) told me that if I needed help on carts because I couldn't do it, to come in and ask them. Well, I asked four times afterwards that they just didn't care if I needed help. When they had been scolding me they said that if there wasn't anyone to help THEY would put on a vest and come help me, but they never fucking did.

Well today, I come back in from carts after an hour of working my ass off because the girl before me left it a mess, I asked to go to the bathroom. They let me but then said that I would have to go back out and help because I didn't do shit apparently. I was grabbing more carts then I should've been.

You may be thinking, why not just ask? Well, I lost faith in them actually helping me when I needed it out there, so I didn't say anything. The guy had come out multiple times and saw that I was actually pulling my weight and grabbing a decent amount of carts.

I thought multiple times about asking but just didn't.

Since they sent me out I got to the point I couldn't breathe well TWICE.

The other manager came out and asked where the girl I was helping was and said that we need to get it done.

Another thing from this same job is I work with a 26 year old guy who refuses to shower and is a pedophile, he's not convicted. He was forcibly transferred to our store because he was sexually harassing one of his coworkers, not fired, which is what should've happened.

If he's upset with you, he looks at you with these manipulative puppy eyes to try and get you to not be upset at him.

He once mansplained how to do something I knew how to do while helping one of my coworkers since it was her first day. He was on his lunch and had no reason to do that.

I ignored him and he said I couldn't be mad because he was also trying to help. Something about me is I get pissed off if someone helps me when I don't ask for it and force me to accept the help.

He was apparently heartbroken a 16 year old trans guy was ignoring him.

He is less weird with me because he's scared of my mom, but he acts weird around everyone else. Since I was warned on my first day, I warn all of the new AFAB coworkers about him.

He hates one 17 year old because he's one of the managers I was complaining about in the last bit about's favourite. He claims the 17yo doesn't work, when he does, he just prefers closing duties but won't complain about being told to bag or check.

He asked for a TWELVE YEAR OLD'S snap, asked me twice for my CoD username before I had to get my mom involved, was super creepy to a different coworker on snap and after she blocked him he made 3 fake Instagram accounts to stalk her on that.

The only upside is he is one of my only coworkers that consistently respects my pronouns.

The last person I'm complaining about is autistic. I want to make it clear that I'm not mad about her being autistic, I'm ND myself and I don't hate people based on that or anything like that. She had multiple chances, like everyone does and she just didn't stop being annoying.

She always wants to go home early because she doesn't feel good. She talks so much, she's very whiny, and she honestly just drains me.

Like I said, I don't dislike her because of her autism, its how she acts.

Thanks if you read all of this, I just needed to vent my frustrations.

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How to create an atmosphere: Club

Sight

strobo light

very different styles of clothing

groups of girls and groups of guys huddled together

people dancing wild and free

people just slightly swaying from left to right

people grinding on each other

stressed barkeepers

bored looking security guards

vip areas

Hearing

loud music

whatever their conversational partner is screaming at them

a random girl crying in the bathroom

girls having random conversations with strangers in the bathroom

a fight breaking out outside or on the dancefloor

Touch

sticky floor

bodies bumping into each other

cold glasses with drinks in them

the hand of a friend out of fear of losing each other

bodies pressed together while dancing

Smell

the smell of sweat

the smell of alcohol

the smell of smoke from the smoke machine or from zigarettes or other substances

Taste

the taste of overpriced drinks

the taste of the smoke in the air from the smoke machines

the taste of a drunken kiss