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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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“Bruce doesn’t know how to cook” “Bruce doesn’t make his own bed” have you considered the possibility that Bruce knows how to do all of those things but lets Alfred do them anyway because if he doesn’t, the whole Manor falls apart?

Bruce lets Alfred make the bed because after the close call with Killer Croc last night it’s either crisp folded sheets pressed to perfection OR Alfred goes deep into the Gotham sewers with a rifle, a belt of flash-bangs, and 30 years of unresolved overprotectiveness.

let the man cook. literally, please let him cook something.

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sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox

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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

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if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

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POV: You're a gothamite and interrupted their little batfamily chit-chat session.

Art by Dylan Burnett (Instagram: @dylrburnett)

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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Summarizing a concept I like

Hal adopts Danny.

Danny disapproves of him dating Bruce until he learns of the lazarus pit under Gotham.

Danny proceeds to "allow" them to date while he slowly absorbs the lazarus pit ecto.

Bruce is just happy he gets another son with his relationship, even better that Jason comes to visit whenever Danny and Hal do because he seems to relax him.

Danny comes from a different planet in the DC-verse, same universe, just different planet called earth. He is the only hero on his planet, however since the GIW had gotten a first foothold they got more and more power.

Amity Park is known as "Ground Zero", an empty city, nobody is allowed to enter or go near it. The entire population fell under the AEA, they were taken to be studied. Danny, pulled away from his friends since he had the highest contamination of ectoplasm went through experiement after experiement.

He was about to loose his hope when he was rescued. With no way to tell time Danny was devastated to learn years had passed and apart from him and a few other full ghosts nobody had survived the tests of the GIW who now had the whole world under control.

The man that introduced himself as "Green Lantern" took Danny and the surviving ghosts with him, he knew another Green Lantern that lived on a planet similar to Danny's.

Danny didn't feel like trying, after getting medical help he spend his days waiting on that other Lantern with staring into space. He wondered if he should even keep existing. His friends were dead, his family was dead. Anybody he ever knew was dead. It was just him.

He couldn't even get to the ghost zone and look for his rogues/friends. The ghosts that had also been rescued tended to huddle close, with less and less ectoplasm strengthening them they slowly lost visibility to anybody but Danny. Relying on him to tell what they needed.

So when Hal finally reached the sector with the rescued beings of inbetween he saw only a young adult talking to nothing as if in conversation. He stopped suddenly and turned to stare at him with glowing blue eyes.

Hal may have spent too much time with Batman, because he felt the second he saw the kids eyes that he was going to be his child. This sad wet cat of a barely adult clearly needed some excitement in his life.

So Danny was taken to earth, invisible friends and all, where Hal tried his best to learn how to be a dad to an adult.

Skip a few years, Danny got better even if he still had some episodes where he fell back into his depression. Hal learned to help those days or weeks where it was hard for Danny, so he really was prepared to call in a rain check on his date.

About to make a call he was interrupted by the door bell. Opening the door to the hall he saw Bruce, well that made things a bit more complicated.

"I had a feeling you would call off our date if I wasn't here already."

"You have a date?" Hal turned to see Danny gape at him from the corner.

"You have a son?" Turn back to see Bruce look shocked.

"Okay, inside-conversation!" Pulling Bruce inside and closing the door he herded them all to the living room to sit down. Bruce held out his hand to Danny with a slightly awkward smile.

"I'm Bruce." Danny didn't take the hand, crossed his arms and glared.

"Danny. What are your intentons with Hal?!" He snapped back.

"I want to take him out on a date and hopefully build a long-lasting relationship." Bruce let his hand fall down.

"Sounds fake. Where are you from?" Hal was about to stop Bruce from answering but was too late.

"Gotham, why?" Danny turned to the side, looking at something neither other man could see and started speaking in a language Hal couldn't understand even with the ring.

"What did you just tell them to do, Danny?" Hal was nervous, Danny was not above using his invisible friends.

"Who?"

"Danny is friends with some ghosts."

"Sura is going to take a look at Gotham. If we deem it unsafe you won't take Hal out on a date." Hall let his head fall into his hands, he was lucky his shot had worked with Bats, now his son was going to ruin any chance he could get. Was this what Bats felt like when Nightwing gave him the shovel talk right after securing this date?

Hal tried to save his date by at least putting on a movie, ordering food and ignoring Danny glaring at Bruce. It was slightly awkward but it was a date, he even got to hold hands if only under a light growl coming from Danny's core the whole time.

About three hours later, when Hal was about to mentally say goodbye to dating ever again, Danny snapped his head to the left and widened his eyes.

"Really?" His head snapped to Bruce, then he smiled.

"I approve! We'll visit next week!" Hal was confused, but also, next week was tomorrow.

Hal was less confused when Danny seemed to glow the moment they entered Gotham. Of course Gotham had ectoplasm, he could even see shaddow-like forms around Danny.

"Have fun on your date, we'll search for the ecto to feast on!" And he was gone, leaving Hal to worry slightly. Danny was a problem magnet and if the city was on fire when he turned around again he knew who to blame.

Danny was very happy when he found the pools of ecto, it was a bit spicy-er than he remembered but that was fine, his friends dived in and soaked up as much as they could, they were probably visible again. Danny thought they were more opaque than before.

Fully sated on ecto Danny took to wandering through Gotham, he was happy to come upon a haunted part of the city. Gotham itself was basically in a coma from all the curses, but there was a dead-touched being living in this neighborhood.

Stepping in was basically announcing he was there, and the emotions of this haunt-side was pretty angry, like a starved dead-touched that had nobody to socialize.

Danny could also use a brawl, he couldn't really do one with his friends because they were too weak with no ecto and even then they were just people from a relatively calm part of the zone where they fought less.

Jason didn't know what it was exactly but the moment his gut told him to go to a certain part in the Alley he went. And then he saw him, the guy just standing in the street, behind him a group of four people that were slightly see-through and discussing a TV-show.

Next thing he knew he was brawling with the guy, the others didn't interfere but watched. Instead of the usual rage he felt pushed onto him from the pit he felt joy and satisfaction. Like he drank water after a long time of being really thirsty.

He ended up losing, but didn't really mind as the both laid on a roof they had ended up on.

"Man I really needed to let go again, thanks." He turned to look at the guy that beat him to exhaustion, he held out a fist for a fist bump. Sighing Jason met his fist with his own.

"Name's Jason."

"Danny... hey do you want to brawl again? I don't really have other people who get it, you know?" Jason did not, not really at least.

"Sure. Man is this what people feel like when they're sated?"

"Ha! Yeah, you really needed it too. I'll give you my number."

Jason and Danny met up again a few times before Jason was emotionally blackmailed by Tim and Damian to go to dinner at the manor because Bruce had an announcement. He stopped in the doorway when he saw Danny sitting next to Hal.

"Jason!" Danny seemed happy, Jason waved awkwardly.

"What?"

"Jay you know Hal's son?" Jason felt like he felt a puzzle piece click into place, before he grinned and met Danny's fist for a fist bump.

"Yeah. Where're your friends?"

"Bathing in ectoplasm under Gotham, it's spa day! I'll join them later."

Well, at least it wasn't going to be boring, although Tim nearly had a heart attack when he checked on the lazarus pit under Gotham to find that it had shrunk.

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