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Bruce Wayne has been secretly joining all the tea parties thrown by the mothers in Dick's class. He just woke up yesterday with an injured child acrobat in the next room and he needs some guidance. So he's taking this on as part of his new routine. The ladies of the tea party? absolutely adore him.

Linda: Yeah, so I said "No, honey, you can't break the rules we've set. I have to keep my word and you have to keep yours." So I had to ground him for a week.

Bruce, writing down intently: And what did he say?

Linda, fully aware that she is raising the parent in this man: He got upset and slammed doors and threw a bit of a tantrum, but then that evening he apologized for his behavior and we cuddled on the couch and talked about our feelings.

Bruce: Oh.

(Fifteen years later, when Damian enters the academy, he is the head of the tea party and he is the one giving the advice. His children will never know.)

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Damian is still a child guys

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New Jersey Psycho

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james gunn said batman is his biggest issue in all of dc.

me too, buddy

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in my heart of hearts i do think that as a kid tim had bad luck in that every time his parents took him to the opera he would be like "please let this be the day the penguin decides to hold the entire audience of la traviata hostage and i get to be saved by batman and robin" to himself and it would not happen but inevitably the very next day on the 10 o'clock news it's breaking "no tragic ending for these operagoers! batman and robin save the day when mr. freeze tries to encase the entire gotham opera house in ice" and he's just there trying not to scream in frustration while his dad crosses his legs in his recliner chair and turns a page in his newspaper and chortles, saying "jeez we picked a perfect day to go, didn't we janet? one day later and we might've become the gotham city ice mummies" and tim gets upset because he should have become an ice mummy and janet has to be like "oh, darling, there's nothing to be scared of, mom and dad won't let anything like that ever happen to you" but he wants it to happen so bad. please, mad hatter. kidnap him. just once. that's all he asks for. just once.

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Robin really tried to guess Anarky's password with anarchists' names and then said, "wait a second, Anarky is an idiot!" And then correctly guessed that the password was password

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fanfic is crazy bc @goldkirk wrote a really good tim drake fanfiction years ago and i use it on people a lot. Like it’s such a beautifully written work of art and I quote it 24/7.

like yesterday one of my friends called me about her toxic relationship and i said “Love, real love, healthy love? Is not draining. It doesn't leave you feeling tired. Love isn't supposed to make you miserable. I know [her name] isn’t a bad person. But that doesn't mean she’s good for you. If you've been hurt, you've been hurt. You don't need to make apologies or explain it away because it's done by people you love.”

After she hung up the phone, my other friend, who was in the car with me, said “did you come up with that yourself or was that from the tim drake ebola fanfiction?” and i was like what do u think

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You guys don’t know how funny Jason and Dick’s interactions were when they were Robin and Nightwing, respectively. Dick would really just randomly show up while Jason was on patrol and say some cryptid shit about his personal regrets and then just fuck off.

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jason todd for a very generous donor via @dcforgaza! i couldn’t help myself when i heard this audio—instantly knew i had to make an animatic lol

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twitter asked for “any chance of more jason todd” so this is what you’re getting

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"I asked ChatGPT" OK well I ran it through the Bat Computer and it looks like Mr. Freeze is hiding out in the abandoned ice cream factory.

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being dick grayson must be exhausting because every other week you have to rush off to gotham and march down to the cave and talk bruce out of whatever angsty nonsense he’s dealing with at the moment and be his emotional support eldest son :/

like that time that clark’s powers transferred to bruce and he was all corrupted by them and dick tried to talk him down and got the absolute shit beaten out of him :( truly a thankless job

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Damian, don't drop crumbs, okay?

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Jason doesn’t have light in his eyes anymore btw

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The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

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Prompt: Dick Grayson has worn all too many faces in his life. Richard Grayson, Richie Wayne, Robin, Nightwing, Batman, Renegade, Agent 37, the Gray Son, Crutches, Ric Grayson… the list goes on.

So when Nightwing is kidnapped and drugged via truth serum, and his kidnappers ask for his true identity, Dick responds with “I don’t know”.

This has consequences.

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Oop.

Nightwing 1996 #25