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So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

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All Hell Breaks Loose 13 was phenomenal this weekend, I met Misha, Mark, and reunited with Rich. The panels were amazing, Julian, Osric, and Alaina were such a pleasure to see in the panels, while I couldn’t afford to get ops and autographs from everyone, it was amazing. Despite going on my own I am very thankful for the supernatural family <3

Photos below the cut!!

I literally walked up to rich and misha and was like “I have no idea what to do can we do something random” Misha just turned around and all of us were like 🧍‍♂️ but it was a great experience, I wish I could’ve gotten more of the combo photos

Because there was a such a rush in autos so they could make their flight to Melbourne, no ones were personalised but I got mark to sign my photo op, and he shook his head and called me a disgrace for my shirt. Richard signed thanked me for buying his Christmas vinyl with Matt, and Misha signed my op.

I was devastated cause I forgot to bring my Crowley and Castiel Funkos to get signed with my Dean and Sam ones but I suppose that just leaves me having to go to next years…

I brought my big professional camera and Misha wouldn’t stand STILL but he slayed either way

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i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

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PLEASE READ & REBLOG

are there any aussie sydney based supernatural fans cause my friend can’t go to All Hell Breaks Loose 13 with me and I’m selling her ticket, I haven’t been able to find anyone anywhere, retail value they’re $200 and I’m happy to negotiate but starting at $150, I have all the details and can get them transferred to whoever buys but PLEASE I don’t want this ticket to go to waste

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guys life isn’t real I literally won a preview screening (that’s before the commercial advanced screenings) to see thunderbolts* I’m so excited things like this never happen to me I shall update tomorrow night

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hello fiction enjoyers, may I interrupt your scheduled programming of gay will they won’t they for a good cause?

this year I’ve decided to dye my hair pink in support of the National Breast Cancer Foundation. My hair has always been a big part of my identity, and I wanted to use it to raise awareness for something bigger like breast cancer and women’s health.

While I haven’t been personally affected, I’ve gained a deeper understanding of the challenges women face when it comes to health, including mental health. Early detection of something like this and having access to care can save lives, and the NBCF is doing vital work to make that happen.

This fundraiser is my way of showing support and helping raise awareness and change lives to the best of my ability. Every bit counts, and I’m proud to be part of making a difference in the best way I know I can. So any share or donation helps, I know we’re in trying times no matter where in the world you are, I encourage my friends to even just spread the word around to any women, early detection can and does save lives and this healthcare should be normalised, women should be comforatble and educated!

Thank you to anyone that shares and donates, I shall update when my hair colour changes, as well as throughout the months 🩷

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guys why do we have circle pfps I’ve been gone too long

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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I fink I might have to start posting more on here again, had my tiny break, upped my lexapro and im ready to be delusional

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I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I'm really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they "rest & heal" before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.

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It's been said before but I'm saying it again: being mentally ill and very self aware of it is extremely annoying because it's like:

My Brain: You are worthless and everyone is making fun of you.

Me: Uhh, no? I just had an extremely minor, low stakes misunderstanding, and everyone was very cool about it. It's fine. No need to panic.

My Brain: [immediately dousing itself in cortisol] You don't get to decide that. Now I'm cancelling all of the dopamine and serotonin. You can just sit there and think about your unforgivable error.

Me: Wildly unnecessary, but ok I guess

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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911: Lone Star | Tarlos ↳ Guide to Calming TK Down, by Carlos Reyes (from @strandnreyes) & Bonus tag (from @dear-viv)

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following another person who follows all the people i follow so i get to see every post 13 times