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It's so weird. I can only be myself around people who don't know me.

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I suppose this is me

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Me anytime I do something embarrassing and cringeworthy: *puts earpods in and blasts music* okay I just need to not be alone with my thoughts for the rest of the month. Easy.

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Soulmate AU's are weird. Not in the way of "you have a person meant for you and there are physical manifestations of that bond", no that part's fine. They're weird in that they're not weird enough.

If in this world people have their soulmates names written on their bodies and this has been going on for centuries then wouldn't it make sense that this society would have a culture of naming their kids weird ass names. So that their children can have the best chance at finding true love. Names like Jennifer-Green-eyes- ChamberlainRd-Chicago Jacobson or something like that, Jenny for short. Or maybe they would be named numbers because that is more unique. Or maybe their names would be gibberish like jskdiggdudgsj because that too is more unique. Or maybe it would impact naming differently but it would definitely have an impact. It would also have an impact on laws, on how people interact, on etiquette around giving and knowing people's names and personal information, on phonebooks, on the clothing people wear, etc.

I just feel like we're wasting potential by adhering to rules that clearly do not apply. It makes absolutely no sense for people to have regular ass names when a name is so significant in that society. I mean, yeah it would be weird for us reading it but it would make total sense for that world.

Stop being afraid. Take tropes as far as they can go. As far as they need to go. Stories would be so much more exciting if we stopped being so ethnocentric and unimaginative.

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currently thinking about how for the past two seasons five was constantly fighting the timeline for his siblings. Stopping the apocalypse knowing the commission will make it so. Fighting to get them out of the 60s so he can make up for failing them twice last season.

He murders he scrapes by he deals with the handler and turns back time with bullets in his chest. And then we get to three and when its revealed they are destroying the world again and this time he cant stop it. He watches himself die in a bunker without his family. He decides to get a tattoo to complete the circle accepting his demise and feeling like he took his whole family with him.

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Also, he is played by an eighteen-year-old. Weird man.....just weird.

I know that Five from the comics is different to Five from the show. But I feel like the way people talk about Five from the show feels icky. Like they infantilize him so much and make him almost baby-ish but then also turn around and sexualise him. Like if you going to make him have a baby-ish personality in a teenagers body and then say or write sexual things about him........ I don't know, it feels weird man.

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I know that Five from the comics is different to Five from the show. But I feel like the way people talk about Five from the show feels icky. Like they infantilize him so much and make him almost baby-ish but then also turn around and sexualise him. Like if you going to make him have a baby-ish personality in a teenagers body and then say or write sexual things about him........ I don't know, it feels weird man.

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*waits patiently for 'Five goes to school' fic because always wanted to read one but too lazy to write it*😌

*gets dragged into writing a ‘Five goes to school’ fic*

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Hey, could you please do prompts for characters who are not together yet but act very domestic 🥰

List of “we’re not a couple, but we do like to act like we’re married” prompts

“There’s a fucking roach! Kill it!” Character A wails, standing on the couch, cowering with fear. “Calm down, it’s not going to hurt you,” Character B says, voice shaking with laughter at the look on Character A’s face, which earns them an ineffective glare. “Just do something about it and get it out of my sight!” 

“…McDonald’s is open at this time of night.” “I am not going to a McDonald’s drive-thru at this time of night again for the third night in a row, [name].” 

Feeding each other, even when they’re with their friends or family during meal times. 

“Here comes the airplane,” Character A sings, as they move the spoon closer to Character B’s mouth. “I’m not a kid anymore,” Character B grumbles, sniffling miserably; grabs a tissue to prepare for another sneeze incoming.

“Here, have some of these, and I will take those.” “There’s no need—” “It’s fine. I’m not a picky eater, unlike you.” 

“Honey, can you fetch me the remote?” Character A murmurs. “Of course, sugar buns,” Character B says, reaching over to the coffee table to grab the remote. “Honey? Sugar buns? What the fuck, am I missing something here?” Character C questions, confused, squished between the two of them. 

“Come here, let me share my jacket with you.” “I’m fine.” “You’re shivering, love. Stop being stubborn?” “…Fine.” 

“So what are we cooking today?” “Your favourite dish.” “…You butchered that shit so hard last time so I don’t know if I trust you on this.”

Nose nuzzles! For no reason! In front of other people!! And their friends going like, “Hello? The fuck is this?”

“Look, I’m telling you that’s where the car is parked.” “You’re wrong. The car’s parked over there. I was the one who parked it!” “Yeah, but you have a memory of a gold fish and every time you’re this sure about something, you’re wrong!” 

“What do you need from me right now?” “Aren’t you going to ask if I’m okay?” “Well, clearly you aren’t. So tell me, what do you need?” “…A hug.” “I can definitely do that.”

“You’re always taking care of me — let me take care of you this time.”

“I love you.” “I love me, too.” “Can you just tell me you love me for fucking once—”

Arguing over the dumbest shit and their friends teasing them for acting like an older-than-a-decade married couple.

“You’d be a great spouse.” “…You know what, propose to me right now and I’ll be yours for life.” “For real?” “Couldn’t be any more serious.” 

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God, needed to hear this.

“I do not over-intellectualise the production process. I try to keep it simple: Tell the d*mned story.”

— Tom Clancy

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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I would do anything and everything for you. And not solely because I want you to have it all but because I'm scared if I don't give you everything than you will take away the little you give me. My inability to refuse you is not because my love is unconditional, it's because yours isn't.

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Literally Sleeping Together Prompts

it's cute, lol.

WARNINGS: Suggestive. Nightmares. Parents fighting.

1) We’re sleeping over at a friend’s house, but both the bed and the couch are taken. We end up on the floor in a cocoon of blankets. And, I don’t know how we got here, but I woke up with your chest pressed to my back. 

2) Preferring to sleep with the other person even though there’s another bed open. 

3) After a “there’s only one bed” kind of event, I slept next to you. But now, my bed seems so empty, and yours seems so comfortable. 

4) I’m damn freezing, and I know you run warm. You wouldn’t mind if I…

5) One character falling asleep watching the other’s chest rise and fall—basking in the vulnerability of it all. 

6) We’re only halfway through our road trip, and there’s no hotel for miles. Thankfully, the trunk is wide open, and I have a few blankets. 

7) This marriage has been nothing but a fake since the start. But we’re staying over at your parent’s home, and they’re expecting us to act like we’re in love… which side of the bed are you, regretfully, taking? 

8) I fell asleep on the couch because I’m sick, and it’s the only way I’ve been able to fall asleep. I woke to you sleeping on the floor next to me. 

9) Nightmares have been coming and going for me all night, but you offer to watch over me and “keep them away.” I know you’re not going to make it five minutes, but thank you. 

10) As a bodyguard, you’ve been posted in my bedroom. Just… come sleep next to me. That way I can be safe, and you can be comfortable. Deal? 

11) I may hate your guts, but I’m not going to just leave you here when you’re like that. Roll over. 

12) Rain is pouring down the windows, and I have no will to go out. Neither do you, coincidentally. Curled around each other, we fall asleep to the television murmuring. 

13) You’ve just come home from work, and are obviously worked up. In an attempt to distract you, I’m running my fingers down your chest, across your belt, down your sides, but you stop me. Embarrassed, you admit you just want to be held, maybe even to fall asleep in my arms. Never be embarrassed about that. 

14) “What are we?” you asked, curled around me and buried underneath the sheets. “I don’t know,” I responded, listening to your heart. Do friends usually snuggle until the sun rises over the horizon? 

15) The rings underneath your eyes are terrifying. Sit your ass down and go to sleep. And to make sure that you actually sleep, I’ll be right here beside you. 

16) All the other hotel rooms are booked, and even though you are my ex, I would rather sleep next to you than a stranger, or even go back out into the snow. Move over, and let’s not talk about it. 

17) You’re seriously allergic to the softener the cabin uses on their sheets. Thankfully, I bring my own—let me just move over. 

18) I’ll kill your friends for showing you that horror movie with the knowledge that you scare easily, but for now, let me hold you and promise that the monsters underneath the bed don’t exist. 

19) My neighbors are partying. Let me sleep over. Please. 

20) It’s 2 a.m. but you call, asking if you can sleep over because your parents are fighting. Oh, darling… 

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Fic Titles List

Alphabetical titles

Alphabet A-C

Alphabet D-F

Alphabet G-I

Alphabet J-L

Alphabet M-O

Alphabet P-R

Alphabet S-T

Alphabet U-V

Alphabet W-X

Alphabet Y-Z + Numbers

Special titles

Aesthetic German Words Part I

Aesthetic German Words Part II

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Luther has a praise kink and you can not convince me otherwise.

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It was all a farce! What an ARSE FACE!!!!

Klaus and Reginald bonding is officially my favourite thing in the world.🥰🥰

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Welp. Turns out I was duped. Old Reg is an irredeemable little shit. He played Klaus. He played me. We both fell for it. I'm done with this show and off to lick my wounds and mend my heart.

It has come to my attention that I may have misjudged (although not by a lot) Reginald Hargreeves. And I have (begrudgingly, reluctantly) grown somewhat fond of him. I do not know how to feel about this.😒🙄😒