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i'd love anything with m!Robin x Tiki

Sure thing! Have some headcanons! Sorry this took so long, I had a hard time coming up with stuff

M!Robin x Tiki Headcanons

Read/talk about history together

They take naps together

Robin reading while Tiki rests her head in his lap

Comforting each other after nightmares

Takes a while to get together cause Tiki is scared of getting that close to someone who will die long before she will

They have lots of kids (that due to being half manakete, can keep her company when Robin is long gone)

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Explosive Diarrhea, next question.

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

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I have made a new thing

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Arkos Sword & Shield Debate

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I'm free 🧞‍♂️

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Option 5 seems the most optimal in my opinion. Basically a College Lodging arrangement.

Sister Teams: Dorms

Options 3, 4, and 5 also have shared common rooms and kitchens.

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RWBY: Sister Teams

Regarding this post

If Beacon had a sister team system, and RWBY and JNPR were sister teams, what do you think it would look like?

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Namely: tongue-wagging and tongue-lashing

wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

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I wanna be flamed so I'm gonna just let this out of my chest....

....Calling it now: "The Lively Carpenter"? That's Summer Rose.

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Ruby: Why didn't anyone tell me boob touches feel so good? Not even in a horny way. It's so comfy. I hear women complain that their guys don't leave their chest alone but I love when he gets off work and touches me.

Ruby: He traces me lightly and I shiver. He squeezes and I purr for him. I melt into him and we kiss with big smiles on both our faces.

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(After a mishap causing everyone in the ever after to regress in age, Jaune has to step up as a dad, until the effects of whatever magic caused this wear off.)

RK: *sigh, feeling something hit his leg repeatedly* Neo, i know you are frustrated, but hitting me will not turn you back into an adult faster.

8 yo Neo: 😡🫵⌚👶!?

RK: *deadpan* Neo, what advantage would that give me, to turn you and team RWBY into kids? *Sigh* It was already bad enough when i had to take care of a bunch of suicidal toddlers, but you fives are even worse!

Neo:🌹💀🙅👉😇?

RK: *rolling his eyes* You NOT trying to kill Ruby is the least you could do! She's 4! *sees from the corner of his eyes Yang trying to reach for a jar of cookie, dangerously balancing on a chair* YANG!? *Run towards her, grabbing her and posing her on the ground* That's dangerous!

6 yo Yang: *Her eyes watering* B-but Ruby wants a cookie...

RK: Yang, she'll have cookies after dinner.

Yang: *sniffle* But she's sad...

RK: *sigh, kneeling down to be at her height* Do you want Ruby to have cavities?

Yang: *look down* No...

RK: Then go tell her she'll have to wait a bit. *Pat her head with a smile* Beside, i'm sure she'll be happy to play with you like you did back in the day.

Yang: *now beaming* You think so!?

RK: *chuckle* Of course! Just be careful, ok?

Yang: *grin* Ok! *Goes running out of the kitchen*

RK: *sigh, before feeling a tug on the back of his shirt* ... *Look behind him, seeing Weiss extend her hands in the air* Weiss? What do you-

Weiss: *smiling* Uppies!

RK: ... You are so going to die of embarrassment when you get back to your normal self.

Weiss: *frown* Don't care! Uppies!

Rk: *sigh, picking her up, before feeling another tug* ... *Sigh* You want uppies to, Blake?

Blake: *timidly nod her head* If it's ok- *getting picked up by Jaune* !

Jaune: *now one kid in each arm* (I understand how Saph felt back in the days now... I feel like a single a dad!)

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I’m amused by platonic Dragonslayer, because I imagine them geeking out over the same stupid nerd shit.

Yang: *bursts through the door* JAUNE!!!! The new Skyfire Cycle book is out!!!

Jaune: *jumps up* NO WAY?!?! We gotta go get in line before they sell out!!!

Ruby: Those cheesy fantasy books? Since when do you guys read those?

Yang: We both started reading them back at Beacon and we bonded over them. Watch this…!

Yang: *turns to Jaune* Favorite moment in the series? 👉😀👉

Yang/Jaune: *in unison* The Summoning of Balacastro! 🤩

Jaune: Second favorite? 👈😀👈

Yang/Jaune: *in unison again* The Scarlet Feast! 🤩

Yang: Third favorite? 👉😀👉

Yang/Jaune: *in unison yet again* When you thought Ka’lar had been swallowed by the Norolith, but had just switched armor with Samling the Betrayer in the Battle of Vorcastle! 🤓

Yang/Jaune: *laughing together and high-fiving* 😆

Jaune: FOURTH FAVORITE-👈😀👈

Weiss: *interrupting* Three times was plenty! 😓

Blake: So was zero! 😑

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What is freedom, if not another term for "No longer having anything to lose"?

Weiss: Jaune built up who he is around a negative. Like a desire to not lose rather than a desire to win. I look deep into Ruby and she has this safety security thing. I look at Jaune and I'm not finding it.

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Weiss: It’s okay. I’m not anyone’s first choice either.

Jaune: You’re my first choice. What the fuck are you talking about? Beacon was full of gorgeous girls and I chose you.

Weiss: Oh! Oh? Oh.

Jaune: Yeah.

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First dance as newlyweds

Weiss: *Accidentally steps on Jaune's foot with her Stiletto heel* Weiss: *Can't decide whether to say 'I am so f--king sorry!' or 'Are you okay?'* Weiss: Are- are you f--king sorry?! Jaune: ????

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Weiss: Just because I have daddy issues doesn’t mean I’m going to let you have any.

Jaune: Good for you. It’s important to have standards.

Weiss: I’d let you have some because you’re honest and kind and I miss you when you’re not around.

Jaune: Raise your standards.

Weiss: No. Let’s get dinner.

Jaune: Isn’t it usually the guy that asks the girl?

Weiss: I’m a woman who knows what she wants. What’s it going to be?