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Company

Pyrrha: Jaune, you need to take that hoodie off right now.

Jaune: But i thought you liked this hoodie?

Pyrrha: We can't support the company who made it anymore.

Jaune: Well, okay.

Pyrrha: And you need to take off the rest of your clothes.

Jaune: Why?

Pyrrha: Just in case they were made by the same company.

Jaune: Okay, I gu-

Pyrrha: Even your underwear.

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: Especially your underwear.

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....yeah sure, because he needed to look even more like a himbo.

I just really wanted to doodle adult Naruto in this fit

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*watching Jaune spar with Ruby, Jaune claims advantage*

Yang: Here it comes.

Weiss: She could lose the entire match off this...

Yang: You're kind of the queen of the two piece combo. Like you get two hits and then wait for the defensive option then get two more if you do it right and you snowball things. You buy time for your glyphs to work for you - between the summons and the time dilation.

Weiss: Yes. I do. I like to do that to people. It's how I like to fight...

Yang: But Jaune is the king of the two piece. He hits you and it's like fuck. Am I going to lose the entire match because he hit me one time?

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Quirkless AU my hero academia⭐

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"ball"? As in just one? The fuck happened to the other one?

Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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We're so sorry Canada. We didn't mean to inflict FIFA on you T_T.

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I love the fact that someone finally acknowledges that Kairi can be just as much of a human wolverine as Sora is when given the chance and a reason.

i feel like the wider internet should learn more about the kingdom hearts series bc going into it i expected sora to be wildly different to how he actually is. i expected like a boy madoka crossed with deku mha vibe. this is not sora. sora lands in a foreign world at 14 after having his destroyed with him on it and immediately starts a fight with cid. sora has to be held back by his disney dads multiple times because he wont stop taunting the organization because he wants to murder them more. sora is actively insane about his boy bestfriend and frankly if riku tried to run off anymore than he actually did i believe that little sora could have and would have resorted to kidnapping. like ya hes kind and empathetic but his friends are his power and if needed he will use said power to snap a bitch in half.

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Weiss: There's this stereotype that being methodical means you're making decisions slowly. Jaune turns that on its head when he fights. Like Ruby fights with fire in her belly and makes snappy decisions and I want to say Jaune is colder and more methodical but realistically he's making decisions just as fast as she does.

Yang: I... When I think about it I still see Beacon Jaune so I think 'well he doesn't really beat the brakes off people.' But then I see him fight in person and he's fucking people up? Like he beats people really fucking hard.

Weiss: Exactly. Exactly. One last note on his speed, the only people I've seen faster than him when his semblance is activated are Harriet and Ruby.

Blake: I mean you saw me try to fight him. He one shot my aura to zero in one combination once he had his power. I shot him in the head and he just looked at me like 'why would you think that would work? I'm totally immune to small arms fire.'

Ruby: I'm something of a glass cannon... I tell myself to be a little faster and I'll win but it just doesn't matter... He floors me. If he lands a good combo starter on me then he wrecks me. He has this triple swing he likes for a hard punish? He catches me rematerializing out of my petals in it all the time. And every time I get hit by it I swear the reach on his sword grows. It surprises me every time it happens...

Weiss: I just saw him fight Penny? He's incorporating dust magic into his repertoire now. He did this thing where he shifted the entire geometry of the arena with gravity dust and crushed her with his shield like a meteor. And Penny is probably the second best fighter our age? Probably. She lost brutally.

Blake: Is he eating dust now too?

Weiss: I just saw him casting spells, like stuff me or Goodwitch did? He didn't eat any. But that doesn't mean he can't.

Yang: It's at times like these where I am very glad he's on our side...

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My first thought exactly. Maybe a Ice/Dark type with Navigator as an ability Ability - Navigator: Powers up Water-type moves (basically grants STAB to Water moves; as if it were a Water-type) ***There is even already a precedent for this type of Ability***

@freeusemuses @rpking99 @asexxxualauthor @tokufan700

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Weiss: You ever get turned on by somebody's patience. Like damn, you really gentle like that?

Nora: You're asking me that?

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Lay You Down

Yang: You're never going to get with Ice Queen if you don't step up your flirting game, Jaune.

Jaune: I just say what comes to mind.

Yang: You just need more practice... on someone in your skill range... Like Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: *Getting dragged in by Yang* Yang!

Yang: Here, try your best pickup line on P-Money here.

Jaune: Well, okay.

Pyrrha: Jaune, you don't-

Jaune: Jaune? I think for tonight you can just call me Conway Twitty.

Pyrrha: Wha-

Jaune: Because I'd just love to lay you down~.

(I'll let the Arkos shippers figure out what happens after this.)

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Love this hairstyle way more than the one we got

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If Jaune had Whatsapp

Nora is not gonna let a bitch ass cat insult her fearless leader

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Going for a walk on vacuo commission

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Weiss: *storms back to the dorm from a training session in Atlas* Fuck! Fighting Jaune sucks! By the time you pick it up and start adapting and get a handle on things your aura is already very orange. I'll be summoning my knight so I have to hold still and focus and he just no sells me. The little stuff, he notices the little stuff.

Yang: *lounging in her bed lazily* And then he adapts too and you're like 'wait, I'm not ready for that. Do that previous mind game two or three more times so I can think about it.' And he's like 'sorry bro. It's over for you. Stop living in the past.' And the past is very recent. It's like twenty seconds ago. Then he just dumpsters you. He hit me with a falling aerial once to pop me into the air then spiked me out of the ring ... The two piece is so strong for him in the mid and late game. He doesn't tunnel vision on one win condition. Back up strats.

Blake: *closes the book she's reading and sighs* He's so fucking awake, or aware, maybe...? Like he's making the decisions you want to make before you realize you want to make them... You fight some people and they received dopamine off a trick or two a couple of times so they autopilot that move or opening and Jaune doesn't do that. A lot of these hunters are bots but when Jaune grabs you he manhandles you. He trips me and I swear I hit the ground fifty percent harder than if I were fighting any other person. Just me?

Ruby: No. There are routes and starters in Jaune's tree that I've sat down and written out that I just straight up do not have an answer for. If he hits me with the clean hit of that jumping overhead sword strike he likes - you guys know that one? With the broadsword? About two thirds down the blade?

W B Y: *collective groan* Yes...

Ruby: Right. That one? Then he just combos me to red aura at least ninety percent of the time. I get like two or three pseudo chances to escape with my petals but if I time it wrong it's over right then and there. And even then he knows I can't breathe when I'm in petal burst so he just waits and baits me sometimes.

Weiss: He just stands still sometimes and he waits. He makes you pick an option knowing you don't have any good choices. That situation has a name in chess.

Blake: The notes he doesn't play leave you just as trapped as the ones he does... He doesn't hit you once here to hit you twice there.

Weiss: Do any of you have notes I can copy off of?

Yang: Not good ones... I've never been much of a note taker.

Ruby: Yeah I'll let you look at some of what I have...

Weiss: Particularly the falling upwards aerial combo starter...

Ruby: Then no. I just have some notes on when he runs up to you and does that one swing upwards and his sliding baseball style or golf swing.

Weiss: The golf swing or the baseball one? They're a little bit different. It's a different mix up.

Ruby: Oh fuck... Let's put our heads together. We'll figure this out. He's not invincible.

Blake: Feels that way sometimes... The last person to make him bleed his own blood was Cinder and she had glass, dust, a semblance, and was a maiden.

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Blake: Men need to learn consent. 'No' means 'no.' 'Wait' means 'no'. 'I'm not ready' means 'no.' 'It hurts' means 'no.'

Jaune: *flinches on that last one and glances at Weiss despairingly*

Weiss: *notices* Gods damn it Blake...

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Jaune: You're like the sun... dazzling. Blinding. Scorching.

Weiss: You are the darkness... enveloping. Looming. Suffocating.

Jaune: Your light casts shadows I can't ever step outside of.

Weiss: Your shadow has a pull that I cannot escape from.

Jaune: You're the one beacon of light I can't hope to ever follow.

Weiss: You are the one shade of darkness I could never find respite in.

Yang: *Annoyed* Can you two wrap it up already?!

Weiss: Brute, we are saying our final farewells!

Jaune: Yeah! Have some sense of decorum, Yang.

Yang: Oh Brothers, gimme a break... It's just 24-hour back and forth trip!

Jaune: We won't be able to see each other!

Yang: There'll be Scroll reception from start-to-finish!

Weiss: It will not be the same! We will not be able to touch one another.

Yang: Again, it's just 24 hours. You can deal.

Jaune: That's rich coming from someone who hasn't let go of Blake since we got the mission parameters yesterday morning!

Yang: *Carrying Blake over her shoulders, dual-wielding the Bellabooty* I'm charging my batteries, shush your faces!

Blake: *Being carried, signing the last of the paperwork* You'll still have to put me down in five minutes so we can leave on schedule.

Yang: *Bellabooty palming intensifies* No, please! I just need ten more minutes!

Ruby: *Sucking on the straw of her boba-cup* Man... am I glad I'm aro-ace right now.