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Weiss: Are you an introvert or were you ignored everytime you talked so now you’re just quiet?

Jaune: Why must you hurt me this way? Let me sleep.

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Jaune: Autistic girl gf with a praise kink so I'm driving to the store to buy some of these:

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If Pyrrha and Yang switched places

Ruby: How has Jaune's training been going?

Yang: Great! He's way better at Hand-to-hand than I thought He'd be! He's farm boy apparently- not as much as we are, but he has done a little bit of manual labor, and He's got some good muscles under there- Now if you'll excuse me-

Jaune and Cardin are Squaring up in the Ring

Yang: AND HIS NAME IS JAUNE CENA!

Jaune: *Suplexes Cardin, before throwing him out of the ring*

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Bunbun Eskimo boop turned smooch

@sirazaroff totally inspired by random convo

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Jaune: So you want to join my team?

Ruby: Yep.

Jaune: Are you even allowed to do that?

Ruby: Professor Ozpin already said yes.

Jaune: Huh, well welcome aboard.

Pyrrha: Are we just collecting redheads?

Ren: ...I'm never going to get my reading done.

Nora: J-N-P-Double R! Team JNPRR Forever!

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Goodwitch: Why in the world would you transfer Ruby Rose to team JNPR?

Ozpin: It seemed funny. *Sips coffee*

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Weiss: I'm ... I'm BIfocal- Bilingual-

Weiss: Bye Bye Miss American Pie-

Weiss: *Gesturing to Ruby and Jaune* People.

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Blake: What are you working on, Ruby?

Ruby: *hunched over her desk* Elaborate plan to get Penny to kiss me.

Blake: ...instead of just asking?

Ruby: This is more autistic.

Blake: ...

Blake: Fair.

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Adrian:Zzzz

Jaune:*holding him*

Yang:You’re pretty good with him.

Jaune:I helped raise a few sisters.

Yang:I bet. Your family is pretty big. *pokes Adrian* So squishy.

Jaune:Getting baby fever?

Yang:Pfft, you’re cute but not that level of cute. I’m fine as things are.

Jaune:I wonder if that’s what your mom said to your dad.

Yang:Ha! That’s just more motivation for me! I have a stronger will than her.

xxxxx

Yang:*laying in bed*

Jaune:Zzzz

Yang:….Fuck

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

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Jaune: My wife completed a 40 week body building programme this morning.

Jaune: She is however, as you all know, a bit of an overachiever.

Jaune: It's twin girls, both a healthy 7lbs and they're the most gorgeous little creatures I ever laid my eyes on.

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Nora: Why does every hotel room have a cuck chair?

Penny: Many hotel chairs are designed to double as a suitcase stand, and can also serve as a temporary spot for trays of room service or other items. It can also be used to better visually balance the room to make it feel less stark, and some guests might prefer to sit in a chair rather than on the bed, especially for activities like reading or watching TV, since chairs can provide good back support-

Pyrrha: Because I need a place to sit, Nora. Duh.

Penny: …Pyrrha also does need a place to sit, yes.

Nora: Ah, neat!

Nora: …

Nora: …wait, what?

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Content Contest

It occurs to me my perception of what you guys like might be skewed….

Because on the one hand, in Tumblr’s mobile UI, it looks like people are most interested in the Rules of Beacon…but they rarely clear 200 interactions. The reason I see them so much is because there are just so damn many of them, they flood my screen when someone interacts with a bunch in a row. (Not a complaint btw! Fricking LOVE when someone goes through the whole list and gives me an excuse to reread them)

But I am curious what you guys most like, so I figured I’d run a poll to see what you guys enjoy the most from this blog!

As always, this blog is a dictatorship, and I reserve the right to completely ignore the results, I’m more doing this out of curiosity than any actual need for direction. As always, I just write what amuses me. So feel free to answer as honestly as possible!

Now…

(For now I’ll leave specific ships out of this poll and maybe make a different poll for that later. This is specifically about the type of content, not about the contents’…contents. lol)

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everyone else be damned pyrrah being a (enthusiastic) cuck is hilarious and i want more of it keep on keeping on op, keep on

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! - Admin

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Power Off (Full Comic)

freedom at last i can draw other shit now :,)

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Nora: …five lien says she comes back pregnant.

Ruby: NORA.

Yang: Make it 20 and you’re on.

Ruby: YANG.

Blake: I have faith that Weiss brought protection. Make it 50.

Ruby: BLAKE.

Ren: …

Ruby: …

Ren: …

Ruby: Ren as your leader don’t you fucking dare-

Ren: -You think Weiss is going to use protection? 50 she’s pregnant, 10 more if the baby’s name starts with a W.

Yang: …fuck, you’re right. Swap and triple it, Momma wants 60 lien when Weiss comes back after turning her daddy issues into a Papi.

Ruby: …

Ruby: …okay. Fuck ALL of you, I can’t afford my mage to be out of commission for 9 months, I’m going with them just to cockblock them and ruin your little betting pool.

Ruby: *gives a middle finger and disappears in a cloud of rose petals*

Nora: …

Ren: …

Blake: …

Yang: …

Nora: …double or nothing, 20 lien if they both come back pregnant.

Blake: 40 and you’re on.

Yang: BLAKE.

Further Growth

Weiss:*wearing backpack* I’m going off to train. See you all in a little over a month.

Everyone:Huh!?

Ruby:You’re leaving!? Where are you going!?

Weiss:There’s been multiple reports of rare and dangerous grimm around Vacou and the coast of anima. I’m going to kill as many as I can and claim them.

Yang:You’re playing life or death Pokemon?

Blake:Some might say Pokemon is life or death.

Nora:Others call that Palworld.

Ruby:So you’re just going to go off alone to fight dangerous grimm!? What if you get hurt?

Weiss:Don’t worry. I’m taking Jaune.

Jaune:*walks in with camping gear*

Everyone:What!?

Ren:So that’s why you asked for my sleeping bag.

Yang:So you’re just gonna take our healer!?

Weiss:Let’s be real, most of the journey has been without one. That last time anyone needed one was me! Frankly, I’m the only one who uses his semblance aside from Ren!

Blake:I got stabbed in Argus by Adam.

Weiss:Random encounter. Parry next time.

Blake:Damn, so that’s how it is?

Nora:Jaune, how much convincing did this take?

Jaune:None. We’re going off to save people and gain firepower in the process for future fights. It makes sense.

Weiss:I hate to admit it, but I feel like I’m dragging behind you guys a bit. This could really turn things around.

Jaune:And thanks to the Ever After, I’m pretty confident in my semblance now. Heh, funny enough, I’m probably the most adept with their semblance now in the group. Funny how that worked out.

Ruby:….

Weiss:We’ll have communication for a bit before going out of range. And if anything bad happens here it would be hard to miss it.

Ruby:..You better not come back with new scars. I’ll be mad otherwise.

Weiss:*hugs her* That makes both of us.

Ruby:Watch each other’s backs. I want both my partners in one piece.

Jaune:Of course. We’ll try to keep in touch.

Weiss:Bye everyone!

The both of them waved farewell and walked out the door.

Yang:What’s the over under that they come back as a couple. I’m going 70/30 in their favor.

Blake:60/40 in my opinion. They’re both a little shy.

Nora:But life and death situations get emotion eyes. 75/25

Ren:They have a lot of trauma and baggage. 50/50

Ruby:Guys, they just left…

Yang:But they didn’t just start forming feelings between each other.

Ruby:…90/10

BYNR:Woooaaah.

Ruby:I’m a believer.

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Blake: Could we not have a fucking capitalist on our team?

Ruby: What?! Weiss is a good capitalist!

Yang: Uh, well...

Blake: I feel like that's an oxymoron.

Blake: Like, I find the idea of a "nice capitalist" is less believable than feral child possessed by a centuries-old wizard.

Weiss: Funny enough, that's because it is.