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also, (yes ik I keep adding,)

It's even worse if Hera is white honestly, because then you can add a whole, that's why she wanted Jason and not Thalia, because Ethen she could delude herself into thinking he's not her husband's son.

And it also adds, that zues would rather go after mortal women that look exactly like her. Which can be him going after cheap imitations, or just a reflection of how he doesn't love her enough so he tries to find 'better' versions

GUYS!!

Random thought, but you know how since the new Thalia actress is black everyone's been drawing Jason black?

What if... He wasn't black.

Hear me out here. What if beryl was white, and Thalia took after Zeus, and Jason didn't so he looks like beryl, just a little darker. He's whiter than like all the other zeus kids, like Hercules and all.

Like the angst!! Zeus saved the child who was like him, not the one who looked nothing like any child of his.

And the full inadequacy arc of not looking like a son of zeus since they're generally more tanned, and the beryl angst!! THE BERYL ANGST!!

And Thalia looking at him and seeing their mother??!!!!

It's also a reversal of stereotypes, where a character is insecure because they're white instead of black, not vice versa.

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I guess??? But thier whole thing was really more they look completely different so no one believes thier siblings and is racist, with a side sprinkling of respective parent comparisons.

This is more like a they look completely different, and that's the reason why one of them was saved by divine intervention and the other wasn't, with a side sprinkling of respective parent angst (Thalia and zeus, Jason and beryl)

GUYS!!

Random thought, but you know how since the new Thalia actress is black everyone's been drawing Jason black?

What if... He wasn't black.

Hear me out here. What if beryl was white, and Thalia took after Zeus, and Jason didn't so he looks like beryl, just a little darker. He's whiter than like all the other zeus kids, like Hercules and all.

Like the angst!! Zeus saved the child who was like him, not the one who looked nothing like any child of his.

And the full inadequacy arc of not looking like a son of zeus since they're generally more tanned, and the beryl angst!! THE BERYL ANGST!!

And Thalia looking at him and seeing their mother??!!!!

It's also a reversal of stereotypes, where a character is insecure because they're white instead of black, not vice versa.

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alsssso, he and Percy can bond and you could have that one scene where he and piper meet Hercules even more angsty by Hercules presuming piper was the child of zeus.

I don't remember if Hercules had heard like Jason's name before, but if he had, then that raises a plothole of him knowing Jason to be a guy. but that can be solved by him just assuming piper is trans and transitioned to a girl at some point, which a) trans people inclusion b) inclusion of the fact that LQBTQ people were every common in ancient greek, c) angsty, because Hercules was more likely to think that piper had transitioned then Jason was zeus's kid, because zeus doesn't have kids like Jason.

I just love th angst and the subversion of the insecure black person that is possible with this.

GUYS!!

Random thought, but you know how since the new Thalia actress is black everyone's been drawing Jason black?

What if... He wasn't black.

Hear me out here. What if beryl was white, and Thalia took after Zeus, and Jason didn't so he looks like beryl, just a little darker. He's whiter than like all the other zeus kids, like Hercules and all.

Like the angst!! Zeus saved the child who was like him, not the one who looked nothing like any child of his.

And the full inadequacy arc of not looking like a son of zeus since they're generally more tanned, and the beryl angst!! THE BERYL ANGST!!

And Thalia looking at him and seeing their mother??!!!!

It's also a reversal of stereotypes, where a character is insecure because they're white instead of black, not vice versa.

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omg omg omg, just read chp 150 of wfa and oh my god.

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Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

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real.

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

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I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

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Abysmal: Hermione was being Hermione when she said expulsion is worse then death.

Dismal: Hermione was right and in the Wizarding world expulsion is actually worse than death because if you get expelled from Hogwarts, an incredibly famous and respected institution, no other school is taking you in and you won't learn how to properly control your magic which could lead to you accidentally harming and killing others or becoming an obscurus. This is also why Dumbledore didn't expel anyone for 'The prank' in the marauder's fifth year, and doesn't expel people in general.

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Outfit remake for all the Robins :D 

- Dick Grayson (Nightwing) 

- Jason Todd (Red Hood) 

-Tim Drake (Red Robin)

- Damian Wayne (Robin) 

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it’s so fucking funny to me that the di angelos were canonically raised catholic. maria di angelo fucked a pagan god at least twice and then was like alright kids let’s go to church

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It is 11:22 pm, and I have 4 exams in the next 2 days. I am suffering while Troye Sivan sings about strawberries in my ear.

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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Aesthetic and informative?

I'm in love.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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there's nothing like listening to talk talk by Charlie xcx ft troy Sivan under your covers with a cup of tea and playing Tetris

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Not like us by Kendrick Lamar

It took drake's life, but it can save yours.

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