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Sir

Sir!

Sir!!!

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retro jujutsu kaisen 🩸😈 #呪術廻戦    #JJK

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Hermosos ✨️

19 days

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Fred: Which is the best thing of the day?

Ron: Easy, eating food!

Hermione: Reading in peace

Harry: ...

George: What about you Harry?

Harry: The realization at night of being able to see another day

Everyone: ...

Fred: Harry are you okey?

Harry: I'm fine :)

Draco: Damn Potter. I was going to say Snape taking points from Gryffindor.

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Reki: Oh you're that guy from the love hotel!

Miya: ...!

Langa: What?

Reki: What are you doing here?

Joe: Excuse me, love hotel?

Reki: Yeah, long story

Cherry: We will love to hear it. What have you done to my son-in-law? Carla look into his police record and do a lie detector test!

Carla: Yes master

Tadashi: I just came here to deliver this letter to Reki. I will go now. Oh wait, I forgot. You left your bandana in the hotel room. Goodbye.

Langa tearing up: R-Reki?

Reki: Langa? Why are you crying?!

Langa: Reki you love me right?

Reki: Of course I do! Why will you think otherwise?

Langa: Really?

Reki: Yeah! I love YOU! Tell me what happen

Langa smiling: jeje You love me

Reki embarrassed: ... Yes I do. Now stop it! °///°

Cherry to Joe: Reki is too innocent. So I'm sure nothing happened in the love hotel.

Joe: I hope so. If not, I will kill Adam's boyfriend.

This scene was too funny! XD

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Au! Where Tom is born 2 years before Harry (Tom is the Slytherin's prince and Harry is Gryffindor's)

Random girl seeing Tom and Harry talking in the hall: Omg! Look at them! They are just perfect.

Random girl 2: Yeah. They are too perfect for my liking though. Tom is so elegant and gifted but dominant and intimidating at the same time, while Harry is wild and brave and so charming when helping others, but too obnoxious and innocent also.

Random boy entering the conversation: I know right?! Why can't we have one of them? 🥺

- Meanwhile -

Harry: Riddle stop it! I don't want your stupid help.

Tom: Oh don't get me wrong Potter. I don't want to help you. For all I care, you can go and fail terribly in your next potions test and get yourself kicked out of the Quidditch team. However, Professor McGonagall persuaded me personally to help you.

Harry suspicious: Has she used some kind of Dark magic in you? You would never agree with that if you didn't win something in return. So tell me what is it?

Tom: Potter you're misunderstanding me. I'm just trying to help another Hogwarts's fellow as a request from a teacher.

Harry: Liar! You're just an elusive snake.

Tom: Wow. I’m flattered that you think of me that way. On the other hand, that is why you need help, you're too simple. You need to use a more diverse vocabulary. You’re always repeating the same old story.

Harry angry: And you're too arrogant for your own good. Try to say that again Harry pulls out his wand: ~Desmai-~

Professor McGonagall: What's going on here?

Tom grinning: Oh professor, nice timing. I was talking to Mr. Potter about your excellent idea of me helping him for the next test.

Harry quickly puts his wand away.

Professor McGonagall turns to Harry: Oh that. Mr. Potter, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before hand but because of your grades in potions, I fear that if you don't pass the next test, Professor Snape will have the right to require you to quit the Quidditch team in order to increase your studying time.

Harry disgruntled: But professor you know that will be only an excuse for Snape to win the cup of the houses!

Professor McGonagall: Of course I know Mr. Potter. As I can see that you don’t want that to happen any time soon, I guess you won't have any problem in agreeing in the tutoring proposal Mr. Riddle offers.

Harry:  Tsk. I realize b-but can it be another student? Why it has to be Riddle?

Professor McGonagall: Mr. Potter, Mr. Riddle is more than capable to help you pass this test. In fact, he is the one that came up with the idea. He said that by helping you, it gives him the experience to become a good teacher some day.

Harry rolling his eyes at Tom: Of course he said that.

Professor McGonagall: Besides he's the top student in Hogwarts. So it would also be a wonderful occasion for you to learn from the best.

Tom: You're too kind professor McGonagall. I'm just trying to do my best to learn from you and the other professors.

Harry muttering: Bootlicker

Professor McGonagall: Don’t be modest Mr. Riddle. Looking now at Harry: Now that it's all set up, good luck with your study Mr. Potter. I'm looking forward to seeing the outcome. She starts walking: Don't be late for lunch gentlemen, I believe your friends are waiting.

-Once Tom and Harry are alone again-

Tom: So Potter this is your new schedule. Tom gives him a paper.

Harry: Okay I will do this for the House. However, do something funny, and I'll hex you.

Tom gives Harry a little smile. He comes up behind him and whispers in his ear: Don't worry too much Harry. I won't do anything you don't want to ~

Harry blushes furiously: Y-You pervert! Shut up!

People start to go to the dining room while chatting lively.

Tom: I believe it is time for us to have lunch. Do you want me to escort you to the dining room, or do you want to go to a vacant class and do something extraoficial?

Harry blushing pushes Tom away: I-I can go to the dining room alone, thank you! Harry starts walking rapidly but stops in the middle of the corridor. He turns around to see Tom walking a few feet away from him and more quietly but mocking with a mischief smile says: See you in the afternoon... professor. Harry starts walking again.

Tom smiles hungringly: Hmm... Interesting. See you in the afternoon kitty.

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Gon: Illumi, I will make you an offer: my friendship with Killua for the green cards.

Killua: Are you really wanting to exchange our friendship for some stupid cards?

Gon: But Killua, I'm gonna lose and Illumi already is a millionaire and have two streets! And Hisoka has almost killed me without putting houses in the squares! I'm gonna die! Furthermore, it's a game. It's not serious.

Hisoka: You can always offer me your body Gon~ in exchange for one street.

Gon: Really? That's better! Now I can survive and I can practice afterwards with Hisoka.

Killua: Stop it, pervert clown! Gon this is a trap! He doesn't want your body for combat practice.

Gon: Oh it is not?

Killua: No! Too much innocence. Illumi I make you a better offer. If you kill this stupid clown friend of yours, I will call you 'Big Brother' for a year.

Illumi: Exchange accepted

Hisoka: Well, I will go now so I can live. Bye Gon~ See you later ;)

Gon: Bye! Sooo... this means you win Killua and I'm second!

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Nami: Has Zoro returned from town yet?

All: No!

Nami: Not this again... Sanji is your turn to go find for Zoro. Go now!

Sanji: Okey Nami-swan~

-------- 2h later --------

Sanji shouting: Oy Marimo! Are you around?

Zoro: No.

Sanji: Dare you are teme. Nami and Robin-swan are waiting, so let's go, you lost child.

Zoro: I'm not lost stupid cook.

Sanji: Yeah whatever.

Zoro: Do you want to fight?!

Sanji: ... I pass, I don't want to fight with an injured musclehead.

Zoro: And? That doesn't matter. I still can kick your ass.

Sanji: I'm not going to combat you until you recover, otherwise it wouldn't be fair.

Zoro: What? I'm not that fragile, dart eyebrows. You know this very well.

Sanji turns his back: ... I will be sincere marimo, so listen up because I'm not repeating it twice! In the last battle, you were badly injured, there was so much blood everywhere. Your blood. Y-You were not responding to my calls and I thought that you were... Jesus! I thought this time was your last time you know? It was sick! At that time, I only could think of how much I didn't want you to say goodbye.

Zoro: ... Cook

Sanji: I know, I know! You're not any damsel in distress. I know this perfectly! We're rivals after all. You're the next best swordsman in the world. But damn it! I just - I just need some time to believe that you're alive. That you're here.

Zoro: Look at me.

Sanji: Not now.

Zoro grabs Sanji's wrist and turns him to face each other.

Sanji starting to tear up: Stop.

Zoro places Sanji's hand on his chest, right where his heart should be.

Zoro: Can you feel it?

Sanji: What?

Zoro: I'm alive, cook. There's no way a fourth-grade swordsman is going to end me. So trust me!

Sanji wipes his tears: Okey.

Zoro: Come on, let's return. I'm hungry.

Zoro starts walking in one direction, leading the way while holding Sanjis's hand, who follows behind

Sanji smiles softly: ... It's the other way, yo stupid marimo.

-------- In the ship --------

Nami: Sanji this is delicious!

Sanji: Thanks! I prepared them only for you Nami-swan~.

Luffy: Zoro are you going to finish that?

Robin: There's more meat here.

Luffy: Meat!

Sanji sneaks up on Zoro and hands him a bottle of sake before continuing to eat in his seat. Zoro looks at the jar and smiles more when reading the note written on it.

Note: Be ready to fight marimo

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Yuuri: "En serio, Victor es un puñetero dios griego!"

Yurio: "... Tu tampoco estás tan mal Katdudon"

Yuuri: "No me malentiendas Yurio, no estoy celoso. Simplemente soy gay"

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I don't take constructive criticism

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Bakugo: I'll kill you, shitty deku

Izuku focused reading a book: Okey

Izuku realizing: Wait, what? Kaccha-

Bakugo: Shine *kisses Izuku* SHINE *kisses him again, now with his hands on Izuku's hips pressing their bodies together * SHINEEEEEE *one more kiss. This time more passionately and with tongue*

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Tsuna: T-This can't be happening!

Reborn: Well... you could have caught what Lambo throw you, dame Tsuna

Tsuna: You're kidding right? How on earth could have I stop that? ... Nevermind do not answer, please

Reborn: By the way, this new "look" favors you

All guardians: Tsuna/Juudaime/Tsuna-nii/Vongola decimo! You're so pretty!

Tsuna blushes: Guys remember I'm still a boy, even though now I look like a girl.

Gokudera: But you're too cute as a girl

Gokudera to the guardians: We need to protect Juudaime!

Tsuna: Why?

Hibari seeing Tsuna: Hmm... I agree with the hervibore, Tsuna is vulnerable in this state

Tsuna: Hello? I'm still here! And I'm not vulnerable at all, I can fight!

Mukuro: Fufufu~ The problem is that you're a GIRL now, Vongola

Tsuna: ... One moment, let me check this correctly. So, you're saying that I'm vulnerable because I'm a girl?

All guardians:...

Mukuro: Yes

Tsuna activates his hyper mode

Tsuna grinning sinisterly: I'm going to teach you a lesson that GIRLS can kick asses too :)

Kyoko/Haru/Hana/Chrome cheering up: Go Tsuna-chan Go!

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Random boy: "Hello pretty ;) Are you alone? Do you want to hang out?"

Nagisa: "Hi... Actually, yes, I'm with my boyfriend"

Random boy: "Well, I don't see him anywhere~"

Nagisa: "I will rephrase it. I'm with my dangerous and potential killer boyfriend"

Karma behind the random guy with a knife next to his throat: "Hi babe :) Is he bothering you?"

Nagisa smiling at him: "Hi honey~ He was about to leave"

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A phone rings in the locker room.

🎶 Mu~ Mu~ Mu~ 🎶

Kageyama: "Who?"

Oikawa: "Kageyama-kun~"

Kageyama hangs up the call. Immediately after, the phone rings again.

🎶 Mu~ Mu~ Mu~ 🎶

Kageyama 💢: "I hope it's important"

Okayama: "It is! You know... I only wanted to communicate to Karasuno that I have chibi-chan with me. He has changed his mind and now he sees the greatness of Aoba Josai tea-"

Hinata: "Help!"

Oikawa: "So yeah, he will be joining us. Bye-bye 👋 "

Kageyama: "Shittykawa! Return Hinata this instant!"

Oikawa hanged up the call before Kageyama shouts another thing

Nishinoya/Tanaka: "Who called?"

Kageyama: "A corpse"