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Shen Yuan is reborn as Shen Qingqiu in the same way as Shang Qinghua: as a child He goes through the same path, although with a few changes that are not particularly important in this particular AU.

But anyway misunderstandings and system tasks lead to the fact that Shen Qingqiu no longer wants to live such a life so much that in the deviation of qi he loses his memory.

Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua got to know each other (and became friends) much much earlier than in canon. Teenagers have less control over impulses and words. Plus, considering how long they've known each other… But more on that later

Shen Qingqiu was informed by Shang Qinghua that he really has amnesia (although Shang Qinghua does not know how strong it is)

Their friendship is known, but it's still strange for everyone who knows them

Anyway!

Everything goes as we know, until an artifact showing the age of the mind (how much a person/demon perceives themselves) is brought to the peak lords' meeting. Why? Because I need it for the plot, so, according to the best ways of Airplane, that just happens

All of them are over 100 years old, after all, they are immortal cultivators and even so, they were just over a hundred when they became peak lords, which is very little, but it was necessary considering the state of their predecessors after the battle with Tianlang Jun.

Everyone doesn't even pay much attention to the numbers above their heads, since they know that plus or minus they are the same age, but-

*mug cracking in Liu Qingge's hand* "SHEN QINGQIU! WHAT THE HELL!?"

"Liu shidi?" Qingqiu asked, completely unperturbed, despite how quickly the hand with the fan rose, covering his age.

"You- This- What is this!?"

"Liu-shidi, what's going on?" everyone started asking, looking at Shen Qingqiu with curiosity

"I was wondering why you were so eager to restore relations with some and even seem to get to know others! But you just don't know us at all! The most likely you've just seen us a couple of times!"

"Liu shixiong! What are you talking about?"

"Listen. Shen Qingqiu. We all knew that after your qi deviation, you had amnesia."

Shen Qingqiu winces and thinks: was it so noticeable?! I thought I was doing a good job of staying in character! And wasn't that me anyway!

"But why didn't you tell us how extensive it was! We would have helped"

"I'm doing just fine, thank you very much!"

"I know, I saw you teaching. Lessons!"

"What about my lessons?"

"You teach them. Good"

"Thank you for your trust, Liu Shidi."

"No, you-"

"Stop! Shidi, could any of you please explain what's going on here? Liu Shidi? Xiao- Shen Shidi?"

"This master is fine!"

"Your age-covering fan says otherwise. How old are you now that Liu Shixiong is so upset?"

"Don't you know that it's impolite to ask about one's age?"

"Isn't that a thing for a lady?"

"Okay, enough! Shen bro! I'm sure Liu Shidi just stuck his foot in his mouth as usual, and you're too tense to understand as you usually do. No one doubted your competence! I think he meant that we would help you adapt! So don't worry that much!"

"Who's the one who's worried.."

But no one pointed at the fan covering the age this time, as everyone noticed that his hand was slightly shaking

Shen Qingqiu looks at Shang Qinghua, takes a deep breath, and slowly puts away the fan, starting to fan himself, covering his face.

Above his head, "25" is cheerfully displayed, instead of the expected 144 (165, considering the age of death). The next youngest is Liu Qingge, above whose head "124."

"Oh. My. God. Bro! You're a smol baby!"

Above Shang Qinghua's head is "177." He's the oldest in the room (in fact, he should be 148, but his past life also counts)

Shen Qingqiu slowly turns to the hamster shidi and begins to speak in a honey-sweet voice. "You know what? You're right! I think I should stop preparing the documents for Anding! After all, I'm so young, what if I make a mistake-"

"Bro! Come on! Your documents are the best of all, you can't just leave me like that!"

"Hm? I can't? Oh, what a pity that I'm young and confrontational! Usually I would agree, but it seems I should do the exact opposite!"

"No no no!!! Shixiong, I'm sorry, this fool was wrong!"

The rest watch in shock as the friendship between the oldest (is he really the oldest? wow) and the youngest of them becomes even more incomprehensible than before

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Pretty shidi deserves to be carried sometimes like the princess he is

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Naruto travels back in time to his childhood body and, in all his Kakashi student glory, starts acting like all the "secret secrets" are common knowledge

"Hey, it's that old man with the evil army of orphans! Of course I know where that is, what are you talking about? Don't you know, Grandpa?"

"Yeah? I know who my parents are? There weren't that many blondes and what? Two Uzumaki?"

"Who's Kurama? The Nine-Tailed Fox of course! You know, the one inside me!"

And everything would be fine

Everything could be fine

But he also knows the secrets of Other Nations

He is the epitome of a social butterfly and he actually learned espionage from Jiraiya in the past.

Now?

He knows everything

He also corrects people!!

This could be funny if it manifests when Suna comes to the village before the Chuunin exam and Naruto quickly finds Gaara and transfers his consciousness (+Shukaku)

And why did Gaara stop acting like a psychopathic killer and now just act like Naruto should know everything?

("Ramen is the food of the gods, it cures everything!"

Gaara nods in agreement)

I don't know, I just don't want Naruto to be alone, without anyone else who remembers Of course, Kurama is with him (if he travels with him. Because I can think of a couple of scenes that are just hilarious to imagine if Naruto decides to act the same way with Kurama as with everyone else. It can drive him crazy in all funny ways), but Kurama is inside

I want to give Naruto someone who will not only know the past, but also fully support (Gaara is a ride or die type)

It might be not Gaara, but I thought he would be the funniest option, considering what he was like before Narutotherapy

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Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters, when I asked for Sans?

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Kankuro after the 40th consecutive minute talking about Naruto and nothing else: can we. PLEASE change the subject? Shikamaru: Huh? Gaara, an empath, senses that kankuro is somewhat distressed for some reason: Oh. Of course. Narrator voice, to the sound of finger curling on the monkeys paw: Gaara and Shikamaru proceeded to complain about Sasuke for three hours.

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a random idea I had for like weeks I think so here it is even if its different from the og idea just the final part mostly

also a wip? who knows bc I want to do a lot of things so I just do the idea and then we will see... having seen this trend several times, I wanted to make my own but with shikanaru, one sided also

I have also another storyabord?? short, but maybe that for the next time

and... I have like... a storyboard of an idea I had for this ship and welp idk if someone wants to see it... but the thing kinda have a story and a meaning so if someone wants the link for the video I kinda will send the link via dm but hmm I will think about it, I think it is better if a do just a post explaining everything, all the scenes of the thing JSJSJSJS idk we will see

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A kiss on the cheek - Shikanaru

I HAVE FINALLY FINISH THIS GRAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS UEUEUEUE

It took a lot bc of school and other stuff buuuuut hey here it is. Its kinda funny how I got this idea for the comic, when I did the sketch for the 'first part' and then I wanted to do more, I was thinking to do it in a sketch way and not a comic JSJSJSJ I did also noticed an error but that was near finish this so... I dedided to be a happy fella. The next time I would be more careful

With this comic I tried to experiment a bit, I learned a lot!!

Also, @aloispara helped with some dialogues!! Thank you so much for your time!! :D

And I was thinking to do more comics, perhaps, contuining this story! in a way JSJSS

Anyway, thanks for your patience!!

'The first part'

extra: just the sketch of the pages

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Shikamaru Nara and Hinata Hyuga are absolutely wild to Naruto.

They are both stalkers, but while Shikamaru is an information gatherer and knows everything, Hinata is a physical stalker.

Shikamaru "imprinted" in the early days of the academy, but no one knew about it until he filed for registration of his fixation

("A fixation on a person? Are you sure that-" "It's been going on for 6 years. I'm sure" "…oh")

Well. About "nobody knows".

Chouji knew about the obsession, but doesn't connect it to the fixation and thinks that his friend is just like that™. It happens. After all, Hinata is the same (and she doesn't have the excuse of "Nara fixations")

The Nara love to gather information.

For Shikamaru, the unpredictable and mysterious Naruto is bait. Hook, line and sinker.

Shikamaru wants to know everything about Naruto - not a single detail will be insignificant He learns more and more about him, without noticing how he becomes obsessed.

He knows everything, like in the song with which this idea was started

I name your mother and your father and the first pet that you keep I know your favourite place to dine at when your cheque comes in each week I know you do your wash on Sundays and you separate your whites And that your car needs a new tire 'cause last week I laid those spikes I've got a million polaroids with all the dates penned in red ink I sneak a walkie-talkie in your room to listen to you sleep

the first pet can be either "Kyuubi" or someone Naruto got. In any case, Shikamaru knows about the jinchuriki status

And even more. He also knows that Hinata is watching him from afar. (He has photos of her rummaging through Naruto's trash, for possible blackmail)

They eventually team up after the Chunin Exams. It's too late to kill or blind the princess, Naruto took her under his wing more consciously. Hinata could never fully get rid of someone who truly became Naruto's friend They can only team up

When Shikamaru realizes that Naruto thinks Hinata is afraid of him because of his stuttering and fainting, he introduces them so that he won't be sad anymore (Hinata is horrified that she hurt him with her behavior and ecstatic that he cares about her so much)

They both dislike Sakura. Moreover, Hinata was irritated by Sakura until Shikamaru pointed out a more serious problem.

Sasuke.

………………………………….

I think it will be really funny when the older generation realizes that the Nara and Hyuga heirs are crazy about one (1) fox boy.

I was thinking up some possibilities how this will be revealed to the older generation

For some reason, there is a temporary reassignment of teams (like an exercise or something). And Asuma gets our trio

And at the end of the training week, the senseis (and some parents) are gathered at the bar, while the other senseis are discussing the kids, Asuma is just drinking and looking into space

“Tough week?” “You have no idea”

You would think that among the three of them, the loud blond one would be the problematic one, but no. He is surprisingly easy to be around if you pay attention to him. He is the only ray of light in all this nonsense, whom Asuma fiercely defends when someone implies that he is the one making the week tough.

It is the ���quiet and calm” ones who are absolutely crazy.

It's always the quiet ones.

(just imagine Hizashi and Shikaku aging before our eyes when Asuma describes their children as wild gremlins whose brakes are a ninja without brakes.

I admit I'm a big fan of Shikaku, who panics over his son because he knows it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Hizashi doesn't know the scale yet, but he'll learn)

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I'm back!!!!

My blog was flagged by anti-spam control (probably because I didn't always turn off the VPN), but with many letters to the support, my account was restored in less than a week. Thank you for such prompt assistance from the support. I hope I won't need this anymore in the future haha

I was so upset when I suddenly couldn't log in. To tears. Maybe I don't have that many posts, but it happened when I finally decided to start sharing something of mine and to be blocked so suddenly was unexpected and very sad

But anyway!

I'm back and I won't post anything for the first couple of days (I'm anxious and afraid of being blocked again) but I have a few posts that have been fermented in my notes, so I hope the fear of being blocked again will pass quickly

(I'll attach a drawing that I made when I was trying to cope with my emotions in the first hours after discovering that I had no access to my account)

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Okay. Listen.

Shen Jiu who acts like Bingmei with Shen Yuan

Just think of it

Shen Jiu who acts like Bingmei

With a spoiled clingy whiny manipulative way of communicating, exclusively with Shen Yuan

It's just

Shen Qingqiu, who recently told you to "eat shit and die", suddenly acts like this

Shen Yuan is older

And most likely saved him if not from Wu Yangzi, then definitely from Qiu

Well. Or he might be Shen Jiu's Shizun/Shixiong on Cangqiong

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One day, the Phantom team is sitting in the living room of Wayne Mansion and they are shown a photo of the head of the League of Assassins, Danny groans, then starts denying and just leaves the room under the realization, and then the laughter, of his friends

“What was that?”

“Well-”

“from afar NO!”

“A few times when Danny was traveling in time, on behalf of his mentor, he met this man who called himself Ragul..”

“Dude is sooo bad for Phantom it’s hilarious”

Ra's al Ghul has a crash on Danny

So Danny was traveling to the past on Clockwork's errands. But it so happened that he caught the eye of Ragul (as he introduced himself. Or rather, as Danny heard him. Ra's didn't correct him) several times and he imprinted on him

The Lazarus Pits were found solely because of Ra's's search for the Phantom

And Danny, of course, complained to Sam and Tucker about the "obsessive admirer" who appeared in his travels too often and behaved too obsessively

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“If, hypothetically, we were adopted by one, hypothetical, billionaire, would our relationship be incest?” “Well, we are not actually related-” “Oh, so you’re the ‘step-brother, I’m stuck’ type?” “Don’t put words in my mouth!” “…” “…” “we shouldn’t let Tony…” “yeah, never”

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After being poisoned by "Without a Cure", Mu Qingfang discovers during an inspection that SQQ is taking suppressants and that he is not actually a beta but an omega

Previously, suppressants affected his personality, making emotions and hormones unstable.

He is taken off the suppressants both so as not to kill his inner omega and because it would have a bad effect on his overall poisoned state

After a while, SQQ will go into heat, but it is unknown how dangerous it will be for health, so a bunch of peak lords gathered in the living room of the bamboo hut (In fact, Mu Qingfang would have been enough, but the others imposed themselves)

Luo Binghe was moved out for now (which he categorically does not appreciate, and which he unsuccessfully protests, since despite his age, he still has not introduced himself)

SQQ was left alone in the room and told to call them after he makes a nest

But here's the thing, two shichens have already passed, and he is still in his room

Opinions are expressed. SQQ is called a diva and meticulous

But during this discussion, SQH who finally sorted out the paperwork comes to visit his bro

Hearing this discussion, he looks blankly at the gossips and simply goes into the bedroom, ignoring attempts to stop him, until YQY grabs his hand

"Don't interfere with Shen Shidi preparing the nest! It's a bit long, but considering his perfectio-"

"Yue-shixiong. Put on your thinking caps which you removed for some reason"

And then comes an angry monologue

When SQQ had a pack-like relationship with YQY, he was a puppy. A stray puppy with no nesting grounds

Due to malnutrition and a bad environment, he introduced himself late, and when he did, was almost used, after which he went into an omega rage and a qi deviation and killed all the alpha males in the Qiu estate

Afterwards, Wu Yangzi immediately put him on suppressors and he has been living on them ever since

"So tell me, Yue shixiong, when did Shen Shixiong have time to learn how to nest?"

Afterwards, he immediately stopped paying attention to the shocked listeners and enters the room. The others approach the door and sense an extremely upset omega

SQQ with golden eyes and narrow pupils stares blankly at the scattered and even torn bed

He glares at him and growls when SQH approaches, but then his pupils dilate and he whines as soon as beta hugs him and hums soothingly in his ear, stroking his head

"This is wrong. Everything is wrong. No matter what I do, it only gets worse!! Everything I touch gets destroyed! And it's all my fault!"

SQH sighs softly saying something like "Honey, we've already talked about this"

"Why can't I stay on the suppressors?"

"You'll kill your omega"

"And?"

"Sigh You can't. Withdrawal Syndrome is speaking in you now. And you know it"

Despite the unknown words, SQQ sighs and hugs SQH tighter

"*grumbles almost inaudibly* This sucks"

"I know. Let out your emotions, and then I'll show you the basics of building a nest"

"*sounds of hope*"

"I may be a beta, but I'm pretty good at figuring out and find out!"

Shen Qingqiu slightly smiles, buries his face in in Shang Qinghua's shoulder, howls from emotion for a minute, pulls himself together and lifts his head, still not escaping beta's comforting embrace

"First, let's pick up the material! Everything you like goes on the bed, everything you don't like goes in that corner! If you have any doubts, throw it out"

The lords leave them and get drunk while a lesson on creating a basic sense of safety and belonging is heard from the room

The students also eavesdrop on both SQH's tirade and bedroom conversation

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i need this fic btw

Thinking about that time my friend wanted to see a picture of the "old man" I'm always talking about so I showed him shen yuan and he said "he looks pretty young" and I went "oh he's an Immortal cultivator, they look young forever" and he asked how old shen yuan really was and I was going "well... in his 20s..." and I realized shizun isn't old in any way, physically or mentally. That was my 9/11

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"I'm sure he's an impostor! I know we've tried a bunch of tests, but he's so weird!" One Peak Lord whispered as he looked at the door that had just closed behind Shen Qingqiu. "I heard Shen Qingqiu muttering something about missing the 'internet' and 'computer'-"

Shang Qinghua perked up, but was not noticed by anyone, as Yue Qingyuan suddenly sighed with nostalgia and relief

"We can stop the possession tests. I'm sure it's Xiao Jiu."

"What?"

"When we were kids Xiao Jiu always said things like that, but when we met in Cangqiong, he stopped. I think we agreed on the theory of memory loss, so it makes sense for old habits to return."

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Post-Canon

For some reason, Emperor Luo is present at the Peak Lords' meeting, while Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua are not

And somehow the question of "Who does he perceive as the strongest opponent for Shen Qingqiu's heart?" comes up

Everyone is expecting Liu Qingge, Yue Qingyuan, or even Zhuzhi-lang (WHO IS NOT DEAD I REFUSE-)

But no

"Shang Qinghua"

Everyone is confused and Binghe has a knowing (forced) smile on his face

So he decides to show and takes out the "stalker artifact"

And everyone can see a scene they couldn't imagine.

Cumplanes interaction

Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua are dressed in an indecently small number of layers and are practically lying on top of each other. They speak what seems like gibberish, but seem to understand each other crystal clear.

The Lords don't think they've ever seen them both so open in expressing their emotions. And it seems like these two know exactly what to say to each other (Shang Qinghua obviously knows more about how to make Shen Qingqiu emotional and focus his attention on something else)

(I need SQQ to say "you remind me of Binghe, btw"

And SQH to say "And you remind me of Mobei Jun"

And they just stare at each other, even leaning in a little, like they were going to kiss, but then something happens and they pull away

Well, you know, like in rom-coms)

"The only advice on winning Shidzun that worked was Shang Shishu's advice. They are always on their own wavelength. Shidzun is only so open with Shang Shishu"

I don't know, it's just that these two being "no homo bro" gay soulmates and the rest understanding this catastrophe

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I'm sure Shen Yuan already has identity issues. Imposter syndrome at the very least :) But knowing that he always was Shen Qingqiu will fix everything and definitely won't ruin it! Right? Right?

By the way, imagine Yue Qingyuan trying to calm Shen Qingqiu down with his "Xiao Jiu-" only for Shen Yuan to interrupt him with a caustic "Don't call me that!"

Well, you know, like in the good old days :D

Someone post canon says that Shen Qingqiu is an imposter who replaced the real Shen Qingqiu

Everyone shifts uneasily because they knew something was up and most are worried about the first Shen Qingqiu coming back and Yue Qingyuan is frozen in like 8 different flavours of guilt and this allows the accuser to use an artifact that will locate Shen Jiu's soul and prove the imposter is fake

Only it lights up Shen Qingqiu

Shen Qingqiu is Shen Jiu and always has been

And everyone is shocked but only because now Shen Qingqiu is the one insisting that he isn't Shen Jiu and frankly getting more and more hysterical and closer to a qi deviation every second

Even the accuser doesn't know what to do with his target being on his knees clutching his head and repeating "it's not true! I'm not him! I'm not him!" More and more desperately and shrilly while crying