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seeing your ask about, "how long until viv pisses her pants over that stolas fan animation by dwinni?" is crazy, because she just made a tweet, and here's what she said:

"hey guys, just a reminder. stolas is still alive. and if that pisses you off, good, lol? just be normal."

... viv, you hired someone who ships rick and morty to do visdev work on oops. don't talk about "normal" like you actually give a shit about it - you just want your fanbase to bully someone with less followers, like you have since you stole designs from dollcreep nearly a decade ago.

and honestly, i didn't even think she'd say anything, but if she felt like she needed to say something as regina george esc as this, then she must be starting to get insecure about how many people fucking hate stolas and want him dead. the more that helluva boss goes downhill in the writing, (especially with the new writers she hired, one of them made drawings of vox/val joking about angel dust being on weight loss pills and being waterboarded, and the other writer worked on class of 09,) and pushes more people away, the more that stolas will be even more despised, then the worse this tweet will age. and i can't wait to see it.

Even though I know season 3 will be a train wreck, I will revel in the fact that the more deluded she is about Stolas the more people will leave her ass to obsess over this pos bird.

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my first time doing a whisper <3

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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"You can't ship that! They're not canon!"

Stfu. I'm allowed to ship nonsensical ships for any reason including them looking extremely fucking sexy together, you fun-hating canon /fanon policing fuck.

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ao3 is having a hard time rn, this is your reminder NOT to obsessively refresh your ao3 tab as that slows it down even further.

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Some SwanQueen fics has this thing for making Emma stupid. It’s only some of them, not all of them, and idk why. It’s just an ick of mine, especially one of those “Jealous Emma” fics. Where someone is flirting with Regina and Emma gets all jealous and possessive.

Yeah. Hate those type of fics. It feels like Emma’s character gets diminished in some SwanQueen fanfics and I have no idea why. Like, Regina can be super well-written, in-character, etc., but Emma isn’t????

Give my girl some love, damn. And they do be doing Henry dirty sometimes, but I’m not going to go into all of that.

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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I’m ngl, the moment where Lucifer jumped in to save Charlie messed up her character arc because…

That’s it, that’s the post. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. I’ll be here all weekend!

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The Diary of a Scientist

DAY 1

I can’t believe it, I got a new job! All those years in college really did saved my ass. Seriously, hired by the sin of gluttony, Beelzebub is a huge honor. We’re supposed to be creating a new species, Hellhounds. I’m guessing they’re supposed to be some type of weapons. The pay is great, and the contract isn’t so bad. 100k a month? And the only thing I have to do is keep my mouth shut and do my job? Easy money.

I might even get some credit for this! Anyway, I gotta go, my shift is about to start.

-K

DAY 5

The hellhounds are coming together. Mixing magic and science together is incredibly hard, but we make it work. Beezlebub warned us of a deadline. The reason for one? We don’t know, and I’m sure as hell ain’t gonna question it. I’ve been stuck in the lab for most of the day, trying to figure out how to make the hellhounds alive. We aren’t gods, we don’t have powerful magic to give them life. Shit, this is starting to get stressful, I’ve been having a headache for two days.

But whatever, It’ll all be worth it in the end.

-K

DAY 10

It’s worked! It actually worked! We’ve successfully made a hellhound! All it took was using an angel’s life force! Ha, to think there’s been a couple of dead exorcists lying around in the Pride Ring. It’s all due to his majesty’s donation of all those dead angels, that we were able to do this. He must’ve killed ‘em himself. Anyway, finally, our experiment was a success. Because of this, Beelzebub will give us a raise, thank Satan.

Although she’s made it quite clear our jobs weren’t yet done. She wants more experiments done on the Hellhounds, to make sure they’re “absolutely perfect” in her words. Suspicious, but ultimately, none of my business. As long as I’m making money off of this.

-K

DAY 15

They’re beginning to gain more awareness of their surroundings. They’re showing reactions to the shit we do to them. Beezlebub told us to ignore it, that the hellhounds are only “mindless” beings. But she can’t be any more wrong. They’re smart, anyone with common sense can see that. If we keep mistreating them, I fear that they may fight back or worse.

It’s fucked up, Beezlebub makes them breed to get more hellhounds, instead of creating more with her powers. Satan… It makes me sick even thinking about it, but what can I do? I’m only an imp, and I sure as hell can’t break the contract. The best thing to do is ignore what goes on around me, and continue doing my job. No matter how bad it may be.

-K

DAY 20

Beelzebub is starting to sell them. She’s hosting auctions and selling them like their slaves. This happened before… To imps, but it was way back in the past, when Hell first formed. Our ancestors were forced to be slaves by the fallen angels, mainly Lucifer, who didn’t see imps as a species, but as things to be used.

History really does repeat itself. I always thought that phrase was bullshit, but it seems not. Hellhounds don’t have citizenship to Hell, so there isn’t anything legally wrong with selling them off. But it’s still morally wrong. If this situation gets brought out into the light, then we’re all going down, however Beezlebub will maybe take the brute force of it all, since she’s the one in charge.

Who am I kidding, a sin never gets punished. And I’m completely helpless.

-K

DAY 50

The Hellhounds are starting to fight back, and other organizations are starting to give us shit about the odd treatment and situations surrounding hellhounds. Advocate organization, built around the rights and fair treatment of imps. Of course, they’re turning their attention to hellhounds. Beezlebub said that nothing was going to happen, and everything was okay. Complete bullshit. Newspapers and rumors are starting to spread, this is going to ruin Beezblebub’s and the rest of our reputation. If things continue on like this, the company will shut down burning.

Anyway, like I was saying about the hellhounds. They’re starting to fight back, and selling them is becoming more harder to do. No one wants to buy a weapon that fights against them. Beezlebub tries to punish them, but I think that only encourages them. They killed one of the scientists, bit their head straight off of their shoulders. The collars aren’t working. I’m scared, but I deserve this, don’t I?

-K

The audio recording of the diary from one of the dead scientists they found in the burned-down company turns off. The Hellhounds had fought back, killing all of the scientists who worked for Beezlebub, and they escaped from Beezlebub’s hold. This, of course, was brought to light, everyone knew of the situation. To the upper class all the way to the bottom. There wasn’t any choice but the sins to take court.

Well, not all the sins…

“From the way it sounds, Beelzebub, you’ve made a terrible calculation,” The devil drawls, his voice gruff and harsh, as he leans back in his dramatically decorated throne, “I would’ve been fine with your creations of hellhounds, if they weren’t in my territory.”

Across from The devil is Beelzebub in all her bee glory, she buzzes angrily, her pink eyes shining: “You’re denying my request then?” Beelzebub spits out the question with an angry buzz, as she sits there with an angry frown.

“Indeed I am, Beezely!” The devil chirps, as he claps his hands together, oozing the aura of a smug bastard, “I am not gathering all your hellhounds, why? Because I’m much too lazy to do so, besides, half of those beasts I can hire as a royal guard. Do you know what that means, dear? I’m granting them citizenship.”

Those words alone make Beezlebub tense in protest, but she doesn’t say anything. She’s aware that Lucifer holds all the cards in this situation, like the controlling, prideful prick he is. The devil, ever so insightful, notices how Beezlebub tenses up from his words. It makes him chuckle.

“You’re lucky that Satan isn’t aware of this, you know. He would’ve done much worse than I am doing now, he is quite an angry fellow,” The devil notes and with a sigh, takes a sip of some type of tea. The devil’s golden claw taps absently against the wooden table, in an odd pattern, but everything about him is odd so it isn’t surprising. “You can continue your behind-the-scenes slavery. As long as you don’t bring that sort of drama into my ring, do we have an understanding, Beelzebub?” The glint in The devil’s eyes is frightening, corrupted by the fall from Heaven.

“Of course, Lucifer.” The words escape Beelzebub’s proboscis, she sounds gritted, she forces it out. Beelzebub stands from her seat, shallowly bowing, and then she leaves without a second thought. She doesn’t even bother to wait for Lucifer to dismiss her.

It only makes The devil chuckle.

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Bro, I gotta search up how Naruto’s magic system works cuz I’m doing a crossover fanfiction. Plots gonna be different. And it’s a crossover with Harry Potter. Yea, I know, cringe.

I need some ideas for him, cuz when he was sent to the Naruto universe, he was blessed by Hagromo and was gifted charka, which basically changed his magic. Anyway, since he was like blessed by a god, should he have a kekki genkai? Or nah.

Also he was deaged to like 9 or 10. (I forgot). I’ve only posted the first chapter, but rn I’m stuck.

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I love Naruto. Absolutely adore it. It was my favorite anime, and the first anime I watched when I was a kid, but writing wise…. I think Naruto should’ve became a rouge ninja.

That’s it. That’s the post. Naruto should’ve became a rouge ninja. Instead of having him chase Sasuke in the second series, which was seriously an annoying plot point.

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[ANIMATIC PILOT] The Decepticons Ep. 1 | Enter, the Decepticons pt 1

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A Mother’s Love

It’s night, and there is an uncomfortable silence in the palace as the Queen of Hell walks down the corridor. Her footsteps echo through the hallway. There’s no servant in sight, no one in the palace but Lilith herself. She is alone with her thoughts. And her thoughts are focused on her wonderful child, Charlotte Morningstar, her miracle baby. Because of the fall to hell, and considering Lilith is the first sinner to ever exist, she was cursed, her womb barren. Charlie’s birth was unexpected, a complete surprise. However, it was no coincidence.

Roo

Lilith was unsure if the God of Hell still existed, but she had prayed to Roo, to let her have at least one child. And Roo blessed her, surprisingly, Lilith hadn’t expected her to even respond to her desperate prayers, but the God of Hell did respond, overriding the curse, and allowing Lilith to have a child. At first, Lilith was deeply concerned, Charlie was born… Quiet. Lilith thought she had birthed a dead baby, but no, Charlie’s health was perfect and there weren’t any issues with her. Yet, in the beginning, Charlie had been emotionless, she didn’t smile, laugh, cry, or show any reactions to pain. It lasted until she turned 5 years old:

“I want to help sinners!”

Lilith can remember it like it was yesterday when Charlie had finally shown emotions, a brightness in her eyes that wasn’t present before, her lips spread into a toothy smile. Lilith almost cried with relief and happiness. She had thought that Charlie would never be able to feel, to love, or at least hate. But she was proven wrong that day, a day of celebration between her, Luci, and Charlie. Although, Charlie was quite confused about what they were celebrating she didn’t complain and just went with her parent's odd behavior.

It’s been years since that day. Now, Charlie is flourishing, a passionate young woman with a dream to help her citizens that she will one day rule over as Queen of Hell. Of course, Charlie’s dream to help sinners had spread to imps and hellhounds. Two species that are at the bottom of the hierarchy. The imp's current position had been because of Lucifer, when they fell to Hell, they were met with a society already made. It had been only The Sins and Imps back then, and they had their own little society. But, Lucifer immediately took over, with the rest of the fallen angels. The Sins had let it slide, they didn’t have a problem with Lucifer being The King of Hell, surprisingly. However, Lucifer had made imps slaves, he saw them as nothing but inanimate objects, tools that are made to be used. In response, The Sins declared war against Lucifer. It lasted for a few centuries, due to how prideful Lucifer is, but he concedes to defeat and allow imps their proper citizenship when the war became too dangerous and harmful against their citizens and soldiers.

But Lucifer, the pettiest angel in existence, made sure that the imps were on the bottom of the hierarchy, but above hellhounds. Hellhounds…. Are a entirely different topic that Lilith doesn’t bother or want to think about. It makes her sick to her stomach. But sweet, loving, and kind Charlie advocates for the rights of imps and hellhounds alike, she even manages to convince the haughtiest noble to fund fundraisers, protests, and advocate campaigns. Charlie’s sly, and with the help of her heir duties and lessons, she’s become more charming than she should be. Lilith is proud of her, but she’s worried… worried of Charlie’s fate.

Charlie is the first nephilim in existence, it would be a fool to not think of what may lay ahead for Charlie in the future. Lucifer may not think much of it, more focused on the present than the future, but Lilith thinks of it. It haunts her, in her dreams, her nightmares, and her daily life. And there is only one person Lilith is capable of asking, the one being Lilith doesn’t want to see or speak to… Roo. Summoning a god is no easy feat, but Lilith manages, with an old and ancient spell that hasn’t been used in decades, a quick ritual and Lilith waits. In the back of her mind, Lilith is wary if Roo will notice her summonings, but Lilith’s assumption ends up being incorrect. (Sadly).

The room darkens with a heavy presence, it becomes hard to breath, as reality itself twists and a smooth dark brown hand with black-painted nails appears through the floor. Soon, a body follows, Lilith becomes breathless at the sight, recognizing the brown-skinned woman with tight curls that Lilith’s hair never managed to match:

“Eve?” Lilith’s voice is soft, expression a tad hopeful, as she sees her old friend again. Her hope is diminished however when the woman opens her mouth.

“Incorrect, Lili, dear,” Roo’s unpleasant and harsh voice falls from Eve’s lips. Roo stands proud and tall in Eve’s skin. It seems that Roo has finally found herself a host, Lilith wants to be surprised that it’s Eve, but she isn’t. A dull pang hits Lilith’s at the sight of Eve’s face being unfairly shifted to Roo’s wants and needs. But even now… Eve is still so beautiful. “Eve is sleeping…. Besides, I doubt you summoned my presence to just hear from her.” Roo drawls, as her lips spread in a crocodile smile, leering at Lilith without any shame.

Lilith’s eyebrow twitches and she glares at Roo with a slight frown, “Roo,” Lilith spits out, Roo’s name falling from her lips as if it disgusted her, but it sounded melodic to Roo’s ears. Lilith watches as Roo observes her surroundings, strutting around like she owns the place, “I didn’t think you would actually respond.”

“I respond to any prayer,” Roo said, with an offended tone, as she placed her hand over her heart as if Lilith’s words had struck her personally, “I’m a caring god, y’know.” Roo purrs, as she turns her full attention to Lilith, and she cocks her head to the side, similar to a curious cat. Lilith shifts on her feet, she feels like a child under Roo’s scrutiny.

“Why have you summoned me, Lilith?” Roo spoke seriously this time, there wasn’t a teasing edge, or playful grin on her face. It made Lilith slightly nervous, from the moment Lilith met Roo, she had never seen her have such a serious expression.

Lilith wets her lips and she finally speaks, “My daughter…. Charlotte. I’m worried about her future, what her fate may entail,” Lilith starts with a calm tone, but inside she’s scared, nervous, and everything in between. “I want to—no, I need to know what’ll happen to her,” Lilith demands, but it doesn’t hide the desperation underneath her regal tone, the voice of a worried mother.

Roo observes Lilith, her eyes full of madness, death, and suffering. Yet, Lilith can see the human part of Roo, Lilith silently wonders if Eve has softened Roo’s barriers, “Seeing the future is no easy thing, as I’m sure you’re aware,” Roo said, her voice full of endless knowledge, “It can drive a person insane, make them a former shell of themselves. Time has always been a hard topic for you humans to grasp and understand.” The word humans falls from Roo’s lips with a strong amount of venom and hatred.

Roo regains her composure and she continues to speak: “You understand this, yes? What you’re asking me?” She asks Lilith, staring into the woman’s eyes with an intensity that no one will be able to match. But Lilith stands tall, and she stares back unflinchingly.

“Of course I do, I wouldn’t have summoned you if I didn’t.” Lilith responds coldly, with all the poise of a Queen. Roo searches for something, and it seems she is satisfied with what she finds in Lilith’s eyes because her lips break out into a cruel smile. She doesn’t allow Lilith any preparation for what she is about to do.

Roo’s devilish and godly eyes shine bright as she forces Lilith to stare into her eyes and be consumed by the madness of the future.

~~~

Screams and explosions are all Lilith can hear, the once bright and pure sight of Heaven is in ruins, everything burning down in a green fire. Heaven is decorated with shining gold liquid, Blood, Lilith realizes as the echoing noises of screams don’t diminish. Lilith’s breath gets stuck in her throat, as she is struck by the sight of God’s corpse, slowly disappearing into pure light, signifying the end of everything. A person, a harbinger of destruction, stands in the middle of Heaven’s downfall. Their hair is as dark as midnight, their skin as white as a cloud, yet it is marked by streaks of dark lines that curl around their shoulders, forming shapes of the universe. They’re hauntingly beautiful, something that shouldn’t be gazed upon. But even with this change, Lilith can recognize her darling girl anywhere.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie

The words echo through Lilith’s head as she watches her child destroy Heaven, Hell, and Earth. Lilith wants to cry and sob, but she isn’t allowed to do so, as the vision slowly ends.

~~~

“No! No!” Lilith sobs, the tears streaming down her face, as she cries, cries, and cries. Like a endless rain. Roo stands over Lilith’s downtrodden form, looking down at the woman without any emotion on her face.

“This…. Is your daughter’s fate,” Roo declares over Lilith’s sobbing, “Your daughter shall be the destroyer of all realms, there is nothing you can do to stop it.” Roo said, as a simple fact. Lilith lifts her face from her hands, her hair frizzy and her makeup a mess, as she gazes up at Roo with wild and hopeless eyes.

Lilith can’t accept it. No, she refuses to accept it. So the only thing she can do is beg her God to be merciful:

“Please, Roo, there has to be something that can change her fate,” Lilith begs, hanging onto Roo’s robes, like a child to their mother. “Please! Please! What can I do?!” The words fall from Lilith’s lips, like a prayer, to any god that’ll listen.

Roo, the God of Hell, answers the mourning mother’s prayer.

Roo lifts Lilith’s chin and she peers into Lilith’s eyes. Roo’s own eyes narrowed, and a snarl curls upon her lips, similar to a rabid animal. It doesn’t sit right on Eve’s face, “If you want dear Charlie’s fate to change, then leave, and don’t you ever come back.” Roo hisses, baring her frightening teeth at Lilith, while her damning eyes gleam with a cruel viciousness.

Lilith? Well, she leaves Hell, and finds herself back into Heaven; where it all began.

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction