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Remus: aren't we supposed to be asleep?

Regulus: it's 3 in the morning.

Remus: yeah, no shit.

Regulus: but that's still early.

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Fic recs

someone asked, so here, send me an ask if you want more

All marauders fics, mostly Regulus-centric, all 34k+, all on ao3

ART DECO by EnbyHighMage, high school au, Regulus-centric, wolfstar and Rosekiller, 40k

May These Memories Break Our Fall by MidnightStargazer, Pandora-centric, v sad, assumed MCD

To The Dark Lord by MidnightStargazer, Regulus-centric, same series as above, MCD

Toujours Vivant by MidnightStargazer, Regulus-centric, happy ending alternative to above

falling apart (what it means to be broken) by illu_gremlins, Regulus-centric, tw child abuse and disassociattion HEARTWRENCHING, one of my faves, 40k

Ice Ice Baby by Calypte, Regulus/Sirius centric, Ice skating au, wolfstar, jegulus, Rosekiller, and QPR Regulus/Evan/Barty, lots of French, happy, incomplete with unlikely updates, but it’s super funny, 62k

blinding lights by introvertedhufflepuff, fame au, jegulus and wolfstar, 96k

The Mystery Of the Pears by sonwar, Reg survives the cave, jegulus, 90k

The Veil Of Secrecy by Ibbsterkisster, Reg-centric, jegulus, marylily, Rosekiller, violence, disassociation, TW TW TW but so goood, 65k but updates still coming

The Stars Cried Requiem by starsmacabray, Trans Reggie, his transition and growing up, jegulus and wolfstar, 297k and still coming

Death is an Art-I am an Artist by Narritiuncula, Regulus is reincarnated as a di Angelo, Percy Jackson crossover, 34k and maybe-updates

Meet On Telegraph Avenue by ani-wahstan, 1999 Bay Area au, jegulus and a little wolfstar, 34k

A potion a day from The Black Apothecary by ani-wahstan, Regulus owns a apothecary, James is a dad, fluff fest, jegulus, 36k

Ogni Parte È Viva (Every Part Is Alive) by euphorial_docx, Jegulus, Reg lives in Italy, James is visiting with Sirius, fluffy but have google translate open, 42k

There is something about you, calling to me by ThisLiminalSpace, Alien! Reg, no colors, deeply dramatic, cool af, metaphors metaphors metaphors, Jegulus but it’s just Reg having premonitions about James, still updating, one of my faves, 37k

These are some of my faves, but I have another 200 in my collection so feel free to ask

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Just a normal summer. Together in a large cabin. In the woods.

Regulus: *writing some sadboi poetry per usual*

Sirius: *blasting Maneskin*

Regulus: doesn't really give a shit*

Remus: *trying to read, with headphones on*

James: *pacing the room while rambling to himself about a new theory*

Peter: *preventing Marlene from burning down the kitchen*

Marlene: *lights up all the fucking plants for fun*

*Mary: *making DIY stuff out of her old clothes*

Dorcas: *just vibing with Reg, sketching*

Pandora: *watching the chaos ensue while she tries to touch the fire*

Barty: *smoking then intentionally throwing it on the plants to worsen the fire*

Evan: *staring at the ceiling, lying in the living room with a bottle of vodka in his hands*

Lily: *trying to ignore everything but gives up and cusses at every single one of them.*

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i love this.

"Jegulus would never be canon!"

No I know.

"But- you-"

Nothing in this entire fandom has remained Canon since the moment it was put down on paper. Canonically, the marauders and their predecessors live in a world of homophobia racism and hate. canonically? James Potter is WHITE. Canonically? Most of them are dead. Canonically? Peter turned on every one of his closely bound friends.

You wanna talk about canonical? Canonical doesn't exist here. It's a loosely bound concept, quite frankly. And not agreeing with one ship? Sure. Absolutely. Agree to disagree. But using the inconsistencies as an excuse is nothing short of hypocritical.

Anyway! Hope you enjoyed my Ted Talk.

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No worries, just Remus and Reg storytelling

Regulus: - and then he fucking punched me in the stomach and he had the audacity to threaten me!

Remus: ...

Remus: When was this again?

Regulus: After the day of my tenth birthday.

Remus: So, basically, this kid hit you because...

Remus: ...you were staring at him?

Regulus: HA! The only reason I would stare is because his ugly face can catch anyone's attention.

Remus: But you did call him a bitch too.

Regulus: Eh, he's just like his parents anyway.

Regulus: I bet his dad fucked my-

*James and Sirius listening to every word, their jaws dropped.*

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James: Well, I think he's flirting with me.

Regulus: *scowls at him, scoffing, then walks by*

James: See?

Remus: *why do I even*

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do you like italy too. or just france

I'm most fond of France for DOUBLE REASONS.

One, I have wanted to go to Paris since I was a kid.

Two, I have a classmate named France and I am, sadly, obsessed with him.

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also ur bio is so real. i want a bf/gf too LMAOOO

right? it's so easy to flirt with girls but it's harder to ACTUALLY form a romantic relationship.

Also, it's probably because I'm in love with an asshole who's VERY TAKEN.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BELOVED LEFT LAWN @imdamagecontrol <3

fic by the lovely @alarainai which you can read here

James thinks the man might be new, which would explain his attitude and lack of real grace as an attendant. James still grabs the drink with a thanks, taking a much-needed sip. “Anything else?” Regulus asks. Your number, your life story, your hand in marriage. “Nothing for now.”

or: Winning Over the Grumpy Flight Attendant: A Guide by James Fleamont Potter.

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regulus arcturus black my emo little twink❤️

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i still like the marauders i promise

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Regulus as me during history class and France gets mentioned:

If regulus was studying history with james in 7th grade:

Regulus: *in history class, writing notes down*

Professor: Okay, so class, we will now discuss about the King who in June 1488, became the king of Scotland and he is-

Regulus: -King James VI and I.

*whole class just stares and James at the back snickering*

Professor: Correct. But, please do not interrupt me.

Regulus: *embarrassed* my apologies, professor, *accidently meets James' eye*

James: *smirks*

I have a classmate named France.

I'm obsessed with him.

So, automatically, Regulus knows everything about King James.

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dscdwwwcdwfcecfecfefecIT IS 4:13,IN THE MORNING

stay (i missed you) by lisa loeb is the most sirius and regulus song ive ever heard

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OH MY GOSH GUYS.

MIKE WHEELER IS STILL A HOMOSEXUAL EVEN IN CHARACTER AI.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT BEING WILL.

AND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WILL BEING HIS BOYFRIEND.

IT KNOWS.

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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.

12 years old James: You're cute.

*6 YEARS LATER*

Regulus: I hate you.

James: Love you too.

That's it.

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Marauders Incorrect Quotes #2

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Sirius: If the moon is made out of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes can you eat on Mars?

James: Yellow.

Sirius: The correct answer is ‘packing peanuts’.

James: *Eyes eyes widening in realization* Oh, I see. If you carry the two and —

Remus: *Clearly in distress* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

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Sirius: *Absolutely ecstatic* DUDE! ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE BIRTHDAYS THIS YEAR!

Remus: *Under his breath* What in the actual fuck!?

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Sirius: Regulus Black … otherwise known as ‘the poor man’s Sirius Black’.

Remus: No one calls him that except you.

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*AU where no one died and Harry goes to muggle school still cause Lily wanted him to experience it.*

Lily: Harry got sent home from school today.

James: Oh? What happened now?

Harry: *Age seven, smiling up at James as he recites* My dad is beauty, my dad is grace, my dad is not afraid to punch you in the face!

Lily:

James: *Trying not to cry*

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Remus: *Peacefully talking to Lily* When I was younger I used to be made fun of a lot.

The rest of the Marauders: *Appear out of butt fuck nowhere and slamming a piece of parchment and quill down in front of Remus* Write their names down and we will make them pay!

Remus:

Lily:

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Sirius: I’m the most chill person I know.

Remus: Yesterday we went to McDonald’s and they accidentally gave you the wrong McFlurry, so you stood on the counter and screamed ‘YOU MCFUCKED UP!’ and then proceeded to throw the McFlurry at them.

Sirius: … And?

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Sirius: Why are you always smiling?

James: Because my whole life is a joke.

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Remus: What colour is James’s shirt?

Sirius: Grey.

Peter: Light grey.

Remus: Go on, tell them what colour you thought it was.

James: … Dark white.

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Lily: *Scolding the Marauders after they get pissed drunk* Alcohol is not the answer!

Sirius: *Quite obviously drunk* But it certainly makes you forget the question.

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James: Why are you looking at us through a fork?

Remus: I’m pretending you guys are in jail.

Sirius: Why?

Remus: It’s spiritual healing.

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Muggle Police Officer: You’re under arrest for carrying three people on this motorcycle!

Sirius, who had been driving: Wait, three?

Muggle Police Officer: *Slightly confused* …Yes…?

James: WHEN DID PETER FALL OFF?

Remus: *Muttering under his breath* I told you guys this was a stupid idea.

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New Jegulus Fic, FASHION!AU

Of course what Jegulus fic isnt complete without wolfstar~ I so did NOT intend for this to be so long but I was sent into a frenzy...

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Me continually seeing random angel numbers everyday while thinking of reality shifting:

Doesn't shift that night: