#regulus being regulus

[stareggie]

james: [accidentally brushes regulus’ hand with his own]

regulus: [aggressively holds james’ hand]

regulus: fucking commit to it.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

I think the Black brothers missed out on children things growing up

[at the zoo]

Regulus, talking to a penguin: What're you in for? Murder?

James: He's not in for anything.

Regulus: So can he leave?

James: No.

Regulus: Because he's in witness protection?

James, smiling a bit: No.

Regulus, confused: Well then just what the fuck is going on?!

[gayeilgeoir]

Boss @taylorswiftmicrofic 285 words, Wolfstar and Jegulus

“I’m sick of him!” Sirius sighed exasperatedly, slamming a white envelope with a broken red wax seal down on the table and flopping angrily into the seat next to Remus.

“I beg your pardon?” Remus asked, picking up the envelope and seeing Regulus’s neat print on the front “What did he do this time?”

Sirius glared at him, arms folded across his chest like a stropping child. He grabbed the letter from Remus’s hands harshly, pulling out the scroll and unfurling it with a flourish. It appeared Sirius Black simply had to be dramatic even when he was utterly irate, he couldn’t escape it. It was his nature.

“Dearest Brother” Sirius began to read aloud, imitating Regulus’s slightly more pronounced French accent than his own “I have recently been told that you have decided to start dating Remus lupin, my best friend. This is truly unacceptable in my eyes, I cannot stand this betrayal. So I have decided to follow in your footsteps. Being told that you’re “the boss of me” and to “emulate your example” was something I had to listen to a few too many times as a child, and I fear it has somehow worn in. This time, I choose to emulate your example, and start shagging your best friend. You truly are a fabulous teacher in the art of being petty Sirius.

I bet Christmas at the potters will be far more interesting than usual now.

Love, your baby brother, James’s boyfriend

Reggie”

“Merlin” Remus laughed, clutching his sides in pain “I fucking love him”

“You’re supposed to be on my side moony!” Sirius groaned, standing up and walking towards the door “I’m going to go set the dungeons on fire”

(Op is under 18)

[evan-ate-that-up]

James running up to regulus and falling onto the floor hitting his head on the stones: hey

Regulus: ..what are you doing

James: I fell for you~ (winks)

[n3raida]

Sirius can hear dog whistles and Regulus always keeps one around to piss off his big brother.

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: I’m a reverse necromancer!

Evan: Isn’t that just-

Regulus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Barty. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Barty. Fuck you.

Barty:

Evan:

Barty, whispering: What happened to him?

Evan, whispering back: I think he saw James being nice to a girl in his class this morning and he got jealous

[florence-not-italy]

hot people make themselves cry watching regulus black edits

[sspadfoot]

I fully believe when Regulus turned into an animagus he wasn’t a cat.

No.

He was a little fluffy kitten who was absolutely adorable and very aggressive.

[itsnevercasualorover]

I was just thinking about how reggie must’ve felt when Sirius left and how it was truly the last straw. The time when he felt his empathy vanish and how despite being the heir he still feels the presence of sirius haunting his every move-how he yearns for his parents approval only for them to belittle him. And that’s when he decided to take the dark mark in a futile attempt to be the perfect child, to be what sirius didn’t want to be, the clarity of his choices hitting him only until it was too late and he was drowning in the pools of regret and resentment. How he was so young and so confused with such a large inferiority complex because despite everything sirius was always better, happier, smarter and the only thing he wanted was to be loved unconditionally with no qualms. How he always failed to see the good in himself and how he thought he was an opaque black void that swallowed everything good, a deep mass of emptiness that just couldn’t reign supreme over the incandescence of the brightest star in the night sky.

Yeah fuck me why did i think.

[not-rab]

Regulus: *coughs blood*

Sirius: Don’t die Regulus

Regulus: Don’t tell me what to do

[incorrect-transpirings]

Regulus: [doing anxious things with his hands]

James: [getting visibly flustered]

Regulus: ???? are you having Gay Thoughts about my anxiety stims???

James: ….. maybe

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: All of your existences are confusing.

James: How?

Regulus: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

James: Awww

[sunseekerchild]

someone flirts with james at a bar

regulus: you smiled back

james: it’s called being polite…

regulus: it’s called being single, apparently

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

When Sirius first started teaching Regulus how to prank people, Reg was really bad at it. Like... REALLY bad.

He switched the positions of two books on the bookshelf in the Slytherin common room and went round the whole day giggling evilly (Nobody noticed. Obviously.)

[moonycriesdies]

James : What is your biggest weakness?

Regulus: I can be uncooperative.

James: Okay, can you give me an example?

Regulus: No.

[shadowjinx2906]

James: *sighs a madly in love sigh* He speaks with a voice as sweet as honey 😍

…

Regulus: The fuck you looking at, Four Eyes?