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“Marshall! Sounds like an SOS/Holy wack unlyrical lyrics, Andre, you're fucking right!/To the Rapmobile—let's go!” He would be the worst about this <3

Headcanon that “business” by Eminem still exists in the Batman universe and dick grayson is really, REALLY annoying to his siblings about how he partially inspired it.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Headcanon that “business” by Eminem still exists in the Batman universe and dick grayson is really, REALLY annoying to his siblings about how he partially inspired it.

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You KNOW Tim Drake would listen to a ridiculous amount of mcr. A borderline unhealthy amount.

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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Also, planning another dr who fic soon for any thoschei enjoyers out there (I’m talking to you specifically. You know who you are).

Hey guys! I’ve been pretty busy with school lately, but I’m still trying to work on some projects between schoolwork. I’ve got some homework and commissions to finish up, but I’m trying to get up a fourth chapter of deep cut by this weekend! Prepare!

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Hey guys! I’ve been pretty busy with school lately, but I’m still trying to work on some projects between schoolwork. I’ve got some homework and commissions to finish up, but I’m trying to get up a fourth chapter of deep cut by this weekend! Prepare!

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Yes, your worldbuilding is thorough, your geography meticulous, your plotting elaborate, and your characterisation nuanced, but answer me this: is there a fucked up little guy?

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The postal services discussion™

Initially it was a messy sketch, but then I thought I could make it a bit more interesting ✉️📬

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Donna Noble chilling at home, watching the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony with her family when all of a sudden a strange man picks up the fallen torch and Sylvia dive tackles the tv while yelling YOU CAN’T SEE HIM HE DOESN’T EXIST

EDIT : To everyone saying 'no she missed the whole thing' how does it feel to be so right she prob was bungee jumping in new zealand or something

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Ways your fortified points-of-light fantasy city with no discernible agricultural base supports itself that aren't "they eat the monsters":

There's no farmland spreading below the city's mountain fastness because all of the crops are above. Most of the mountain's surface area below the permanent snowline is taken up by a series of colossal hydroponic terraces fed by seasonal meltwater from the snow pack above. (Don't ask who built the terraces.)

The city's famed heaven-piercing towers are aviaries for millions upon untold millions of fruit and seed eating birds, which forage the surrounding countryside by day and roost there at night; their meat and eggs form the community's staple diet. In order to fend off ecological depletion, crack teams of combat-trained wilderness maintenance experts venture forth daily, escorting great cartloads of birdshit on targeted fertilising missions (though in truth they hardly need their swords, as the smell keeps the monsters at bay).

Those weird caverns that seem to be present under every random shed and outhouse are all connected. That's why the giant mutant rats in the basement of the local inn are such a big deal – they're not just annoying the guests, they're also obstructing the community's principal trade route!

For Reasons, the city's population is only about ten percent of its carrying capacity. The city's interior green spaces are presently sufficient for food production, and its citizens take turns dressing up as soldiers and manning the walls once a week to create the illusion of a robust military presence. Unfortunately, the ruse can't last forever, as they lack the manpower to maintain their crumbling infrastructure, nor will they be able to defend themselves when – not if, but when – the neighbouring city-states figure it out.

There's actually plenty of conventional farmland; it's just that the entire campaign takes place south of the city, and the farms are all to the north. Why don't the farms expand southward to claim the clearly arable land? Well, there's a funny story about that...

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so many issues wrt the idea of responsibility and such in batfandom would be fixed if people remembered that leslie thompkins and selina kyle exist. like those scenarios people keep making up about protecting gotham’s infrastructure happen in the comics but because women are involved no one seems to give a shit. “why isn’t anyone offering support in the alley??” leslie is. “why isn’t anyone protecting the women and children of gotham??” selina is. “why isn’t anyone more involved with stopping the mob in gotham??” helena is. “why isn’t bruce more proactive in fixing gotham outside of batman??” who do u think funds leslie’s clinic.

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“doctor who is too silly now!”

oh you mean the doctor who that has flattened human skin as a character? the doctor who that has the episode love and monsters? the doctor who that says that the english royal family is werewolves? the doctor who that has james corden in it? the doctor who that in the same episode that james corden is in not only does the doctor speak baby, but the baby wants to be named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, AND the doctor can also play soccer very well.

doctor who has always been silly

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i hope they keep david tennant and catherine tate on call just to have like, cutaway gags every so often. 15 will be running around trying to stop the daleks invading for the 27th time this week, fire everywhere, having the absolute worst day of his life, and it'll cut away to 14 just in the supermarket like 'Donnaaaaaaaaa do you want me to get the orange juice with bits in or without?'

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