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You know the “Dad, How Do I?” YouTube channel? Yeah, that, but with Red Hood, and they’re unlisted videos that Crime Alley residents share with each other.

It started with goons stealthily taking videos of Red Hood ranting about shitty drug quality that they upload under the title “Boss on drug quality control,” primarily for other goons so that anyone can tell if the supplies have been cut with something and don’t need to waste time asking Hood.

Then videos from civilians start popping up too, featuring Red Hood lecturing street kids titled things like “RH on staying warm in winter” and “RH on how not to get mugged.”

Memorably, there’s a video titled “RH on classic literature (y’all did RH go to college???? Is our crime lord a lit major???)” where Red Hood imparts upon some kids the importance of reading. After a very positive reception, the uploader goes back to Red Hood, asks about a book they’re reading for school, and gets a whole lecture on themes and whatnot. It does numbers and becomes a series, and this time Hood knows the camera exists (he’s always known they exist, he just couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge them) and actually talks to it.

(Jason will do anything to help these children, whether it’s giving them a leg up in school, giving the street kids who aren’t in school some semblance of an education, or teaching them how to shank someone trying to traffic them.)

Red Hood never uploads any videos himself, but it doesn’t matter. Crime Alley crowd sourced its own version of Khan academy and it’s better for it.

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Every now and then I think about how in LEGO DC Batman: Family Matters they kinda insinuated that Tim is just like dead or something.

They somewhat establish the in universe Bat family via Robin (Damian) talking about the suit displays in the bat cave. He’s pointing out Batman, Nightwing, asking who an unknown suit belongs to. It was Jasons, it’s a Lego red hood movie after all. During this whole scene even Tim gets name dropped.

This one scene, one sentence, a handful of seconds of screen time on a suit display is the only time Tim is so much as acknowledged in the entire movie. Which would not be that bad, it’s a Jason focused movie. At most Tim would be a supporting character if he was in it. This on its own is not what insinuates that something has happened to Tim what is said later is.

The actual reason this one detail is so important is in the end portion of the movie all the Bat family cast members gather together, Batman, Red Hood, Robin, Nightwing, Batgirl, Batwoman, and if I’m remembering right even Alfred. Barbara then proceeds to say something about how everyone is together. With extra emphasis on it being everyone, like “wow Jason’s back and now the whole Bat family is together again!” kind of scene.

Notice an alias missing from the list? There��s no Red Robin. Tim was established to exist, they emphasize everyone was there, Tim is still not there. This leads to some potential conclusions.

One Tim is dead. Two he is retired from Bat life thus not part of the Bat family. Three Babs doesn’t know about Tim (no one corrected her so unlikely). Or four Tim got the home alone/middle child treatment and everyone just forgot about him.

Personally I to imagine they just forgot about him and he’s just in the manor drinking Zesti unaware that everyone else is off saving Gotham because they didn’t wake him up before leaving.

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Danny Phantom Batman prompt

Ok so somebody’s probably already made this connection but: In some cannons Jason is a red head, red hair runs in Maddie’s side of the family.

Instead of Jason hunting down Sheila he just takes a 23 and Me type test secretly and it pings with Maddie as a second cousin or something. So he hunts down her instead to try and learn about his mother from her family before hunting her down across the world. He leaves a note about going to learn about and meet his mother before he runs off to the Midwest. When Jason gets there he’s extremely concerned with the whole Amity Park ghost situation and gets majorly sidetracked missing the Joker in Ethiopia entirely.

Then there’s Danny who remembered exactly what happened the last time a suspiciously similar looking (“black” hair and blue eyes) “relative” randomly showed up. Maybe it’s time to call up Danielle again and yell at a fruit loop.

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Saw a few reblogs mention stuff about the possibility of other technology being corrupted and how that would work. But maybe Danny only unintentionally affects CCD or CMOs sensor visual technology.

Simplified terms, CCD sensors convert photon origin image elements into light intensity based electrical charges. Those electrons eventually are amplified and converted into voltage via an output node. CMOs sensors are similar with additional digital conversions, they are more prone to noise/image grain and lower resolution. (Most cell phones use CMOs due to it being cheaper.)

Instead of ambiently affecting technology he could affect photon reflection in an area “corrupting” images but not the technology itself. So tech still works but the visual resolution is impaired when focused on him. (Photon interference does affect wifi signals, but is range based and can block or even boost signals.)

Also if he did dramatically affect photons he could potentially stop a lot of rogue’s and Batman’s plans. Trackers could be impaired, range activated traps could be delayed or unable to work, optical recognition devices (like ID scanners), probably a lot of other stuff too both unintentionally and intentionally.

There’s also a potential effect on kryptonions due to photons relationship with solar radiation. So Danny and other ghost could possibly increase or decrease a kryptonions strength. Not in a kryptonite way but a solar processing way, since energy from different types of stars affects kryptonions differently.

Bruce has been having some trouble trying to figure out why the security camera feed at Damian's school keeps on corrupting. The pattern is consistent with a normal students schedule. Classes that change every class period, cameras fizzing out as the unknown walks to their next class, and occasional irregularities in the pattern. The irregularities easily chalked up to the unknown talking to friends or going to the bathroom.

Bruce has every single student with that class schedule pulled up of every student that has the schedule of the Unknown and is even more concerned, noticing that his son has two overlapping classes with the Unknown.

Bruce checks what students have recently transferred schools and sees only one student who's schedule and recent appearance matched.

A student by the name of Daniel "Danny" Nightingale.

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Currently thinking that Pitbull’s (armando christian pérez) spidersona could be called Mr. Worldwide-Web

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Head cannon that Danny Phantom ghosts are just the animate or “living” equivalent of vintage glassware (like uranium glass, Fiestaware, etc.)

They come in bright colors, set off “Geiger” counters, and sometimes glow.

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In all honesty the first thing that popped into my mind was when Pariah Darks army come through the portal in “Reign Storm” the speedsters just crash into them like bowling pins. (Mentally imagining the Wii bowling strike sound “Nice Throw!” as part of Pariah’s army just goes flying off into the speed force)

In a less joking way, Danny and a speedster colliding with each other when Danny’s going through the portal and the speedster is running.

After coliding it could be a way to introduce a “survive together in the speed force or ghost zone situation” by throwing them into a random time or place.

A way to introduce a dimension jump DCxDP crossover, have Danny get smacked like a baseball into the DC universe or drag a speedster into Danny’s dimension and have them figure out how to get back. (Imagine they recreate the event and then Danny get’s stuck in DC and they have to figure things out without a ghost portal)

This could even result in Danny and a speedster and getting thrown into an alternate dimension or third crossover.

Short DPXDC Prompts #970

Every time Danny goes through a portal in the ghost zone he sees a blur of yellow and red before making it through the other side. The speedsters wonder why their vision will suddenly go green, black, and white, at random times while they run.

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DP prompt where Danny's parents find out he's not human because he was able to stare at a solar eclipse a little too long with no issues, despite not wearing appropriate glasses.

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Reel fear is being trapped in in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid

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How do you test for vampires?

cross examination

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Like a bag of semi defrosted corn I am in anguish

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Leaving Tumbler for a while and then going through your drafts is wild, like have I already posted this? Did I use this as an ask for a mutual? Has someone already posted something like this in the time I’ve been inactive?

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In the true spirit of the Dannypocalypse my laptop has decided to die and prevent me from editing Danny memes. Enjoy notes app Danny instead.

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Vlads secretary recently quit in the middle of Vladco having a minor business expansion into Gotham and now he needs to hire a new one.

The bats are currently investigating one Vladimir Masters after he started to bring his business into Gotham. They’re very interested in the suspicious nature he acquired his wealth. Maybe it’s time to forge some resumes and bust out some old identities, Tim still has that blonde wig after all.

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Portals to the infinite realms have been popping up regularly for 2-8 hour periods all across the universe centered around Earth causing mass panic. The Lantern Corps to work with the Justice League to investigate the source of these inter-dimensional portals.

In completely unrelated news Danny is struggling to with his new powers over portals after the permanent Fenton portal was closed. It’s the worst when he’s asleep and doesn’t have any control.

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By being a ghost Danny’s form changes to match the dimension he’s currently in.

Sure it was a little difficult at first adjusting to experiencing the things in the 3rd dimension and occasionally the 1st or 4th, but he got the hang of it. There was just one little snag with the form shifting. His true form was a 2nd dimension body, so being summoned or forced into his true form in non 2nd dimensions made things very… awkward.

Young Justice didn’t know how to explain the “who framed Roger Rabbit” situation they were in, because they were pretty sure the cartoon cardboard standee in front of them was not some world destroying eldritch monster like the cult that they were supposed to stop promised to summon. At least they hoped they weren’t.

Completely unrelated, Robin definitely has contingencies for 2 dimensional creatures. Right?

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When Danny enters the Fenton portal for the very first time, he still trips and shocks himself but at the same time damages the inside of the portal enough that it can’t sustain itself past the point of changing Danny’s molecules.

The electricity and damage done to both Danny and the portal isn’t something Danny, Sam, and Tucker can cover up and his parents find out immediately. They’re more concerned about their son then the portal (they have the blueprints for the portal and can rebuild it later but can’t replace their son if something happened to him) and go through a lot of things emotions regarding the existence of ghost human hybrids.

Danny’s new biology could easily be passed as meta human traits. Unfortunately President Lex Luther had just recently passed laws against meta humans. Meaning they can’t risk people find out about Danny’s new powers, at all. The Fentons decide that Danny should live with one of Maddie or Jacks relatives off grid until he can control his new abilities better.

luckily Jacks sister, Martha, and her husband have experience with a super powered child and after their son moved to the city could probably use a hand on their farm. All Jack needed to do was call.