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Ever look at something you want really badly but then remember, “Oh, I need friends to enjoy this.”

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This is the propaganda I wish we could have now.

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New movie coming out.

It’s for kids but the cast is your stereotypical big name cast because of course dumbass kids will recognize them.

But the main character is played by Chris.

No last name, that is until the movie releases. You don’t know if it’s played by Pratt, Pine, Evans, Hemsworths, Tucker, Rock, etc.

Just Chris, nothing more.

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Is it okay to just… want kisses? But not romantically.

Like I want us to cuddle, hug and all the couple stuff(nothing sexual obviously) it without the romance attached to it.

Am I weird?

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Does anyone look at Male character x F!Y/N or Female character x M!Y/N and just…

Ew.

Like, just ew. Like I can just feel how bad it’s written.

I just to ships no or AUs with no ships. I’ve grown a lot since then.

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Food network, Netflix, or Amazon!

I have come to preach an idea for a cooking show.

Just Like Mom!

The new hot cooking show!

You must make your family dinner by six!

Last minute bake sale!

SUDDEN VISIT FROM YOUR MOTHER IN LAW!

These contestants are random and the judges the people they’re supposed to serve to!

Their neighbors, partners, grandparents, etc. will be the judges.

Each contestant will be placed into different kitchens. One large and spacious, normal sized kitchen, and a tiny kitchen. Each supplied with what can be filled in the storage space.

And of course, no child will be used. Only robots will take the place of children. Such as needing to watch over your new born, the toddler coming into the kitchen, and a teenager asking you questions.

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More potential that needs to be expanded on.

u ever think about dark sonic and like

why dont we get more of this

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Probably bad RPG idea:

Orcs cause wars not just for the love of fighting, but because of economic and military reasons. Both parties prosper, but there’s just one more things about causing these wars.

They use them like tinder. If a warrior in a battle impresses one of the orcs enough the orc will basically try to fight them, if they win and are impressed they will claim that warrior their spouse. If the orc loses then it seals the deal and will quit fighting as they have found their one and only match. If they aren’t impressed then they move on.

Love at for at first fight.

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You know what I just learned.

CINDERELLA’S SHOE SIZE IS FOUR AND A HALF!!!!!!

That’s as small as a child’s! Even smaller than that!

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I feel called out right now.

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

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ANIME RECOMMENDATION!!!

The Country Bumpkin Turned Master Swordsman!

It’s on Amazon, only eight episodes, but worth it!

If you want the kindness and Tanjiro, the deliciousness of an older man like Aizawa, with better swordsman skills than whoever the protagonist is of Sword Art Online. This main character is your new husbano

Also with the animation, it beautifully combines 2D and 3D with the fighting styles.

There are fan service moments, but they don’t pay attention to it because it isn’t important. The protagonist is oblivious and isn’t a creep, so there’s no worries there.

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Birds have everything.

Like we just need to be birds.

Like in order to have a partner for life you have to do a little dance? Hell yeah!

You can make a cozy home you don’t have to pay?

Even better is that we can make random noises!

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ESPIO! HELL YEAH!!!

Share your buddy!

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Who are you to tell God what morality is?

— translated from The King In Yellow by Robert W. Chambers, 1895.

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Ever hear the word Queen and you instantly fall over. Like, it just sends a thrill down your spine!

Like, “My Queen,” versus, “My King.”

One sounds… okay, while the other sounds like you need to immediately bow before it.

I swear, just hearing the word Queen in movie dialogues or voice acting has me WEAK!

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Someone please tell me why the fuck am I getting a violation notice on Pinterest. FOR SAVING A MEME OF A BOUNCING HOUSE?! And saying it’s self harm?!

HOW IS A BOUNCY HOUSE SELF HARM?!?

WHAT THE HELL PINTEREST!

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Almost any lesbian ship can be made into a Wicked AU