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DC Database’s guide to helping you keep track of retcons and changes is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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second funniest part of utrh movie is the death in the family short where bruce is explaining everything that happened in utrh to clark in that diner and he’s talking about how all the clues were slotting together about who the red hood is and he goes ‘and now we had reason to believe that the red hood might even know my identity.’ as it shows the clip of red hood outright looking batman in the fucking eye and going ‘oh hey bruce how’ve you been’ and then speeding off on a motorcycle. bruce tries to save face with superman so bad and jason is just not letting him have it

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Match Made In Oven 🛡☕💍💒

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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•Gets PJ Heywood back to voice him for the first time in 6 years

•British Springtrap is officially here to stay

•Arguably the best Springtrap model ever along with an actual accurate mangled corpse inside the suit

•Absolutely DRIPPING with obnoxious theatre kid energy “I’m the fun one! :D” I’m crying why is he so silly with it 😭

•Like damn I get why the kids willingly followed him now, he’s oddly whimsical which makes his sadism more disturbing to me

•That tidbit about Gabriel :(

•Mocks the Pizzeria Simulator monologue by basically saying “oh yeah the devil loves my work actually Henry + L + ratio + you fell off lmao”

•Confirmation that if Scott had access to voice actors back in 2015 William Afton would’ve talked an unbelievable amount of shit

•Carries a makeshift springlock failure simulator around with him because it’s William Afton he’s always making some crazy shit

•A Fnaf World reference in big 2025

•The Mimic casually hanging out of one of the vents

•Matthew Lillard’s going to be voicing an alternate skin

•Toxic Springtrap gets the glow up of the century

•His music sounding like a mechanical, bastardised version of the Fnaf movie theme

Yeah I think it’s safe to say that WE ARE SO BACK 🗣️🔥

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DC Dark Legion Shenanigans #1 - Bio Lab chatters

They may not be the optimized combo for the Bio Lab but I insist that they're paired up for my own selfish reasons. Not to mention that I'm lazy to do a major relocation for everyone lmfao I'm really at this stage where I find more joy in stalking these two across the base than actually doing anything fruitful in the game aksgkashg

I figure that a lot of silly bantering goes on between these two; not to mention they're next to Bruce's station i.e. the drone room LOL I hope they both can sort out their feelings re: Bruce together LMFAOOO

And yeah, by sheer coincidence, Harvey is on the same floor with Bruce's, uh, much more popular love interests? sakghasgkhs

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You can never have too much talon!Dick🦉

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My favorite trope when it comes to Justice League and Batman fanfic is when the Justice League learns about Batman’s identity and they’re like “oh no he’s hot under the cowl too!”

Are there fanfic where Batman has slept with members of the league (cowl stayed on) but then they learn his identity.

Hal: I SLEPT WITH BRUCE WAYNE???

Barry: YOU SLEPT WITH BATMAN?? WITHOUT ME??

Superman slightly embarrassed as he slept with BOTH and somehow didn’t put two and two together, despite Batman dropping multiple hints and not hiding it.

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the o'neil farmhouse when the cameras arent rolling

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Are there any other cookies you ship pure vanilla with?

Found a pose. Couldn't resist. After the update dammit I fell into the toxic ship.

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using my cookie pen for people run

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A friendship between two unlikely beings.

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Tf is wrong with this guy

Anyways, here's a shitty edit I did of Shadow Milk Cookie being sus

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The Batman Crossover Nobody Wanted

…Wait. What?

Late one night, Batman and Robin discover Joker is active and has committed some crime. They track him to where he is currently holding up in a run down pizzeria with Harley and two henchmen. Batman sneaks in from the front while Robin is trying to go around and come in through the back.

Batman makes his way to the main eatery area where they are located. There are tables lined up. A stage with curtains. Some musty animal costumes. And there is Joker and his team along with a hostage in some poor employee who just happened to still be there when the group came in and took over. He’s struggling quite a lot, despite being tied up and gagged.

Batman confronts Joker and his men. They fight. They talk (well, Joker talks anyway). Joker pulls a few underhanded tricks. It’s all fairly standard. It’s just a bit weird that Robin is taking a while to show up and help, but Batman can stall for time when Joker starts to threaten the hostage.

But then the hostage loses his gag and immediately the first words out of his mouth are:

“You all have to leave!”

Joker laughs. His minions snicker. Batman would give the man credit for at least trying to maintain control, even if it was clear he had no power over the situation.

“I think this is well out of your league, junior!” Joker says, and is fully considering use of his laughing gas.

But the man insistently shakes his head.

“You don’t understand! It’s too close to midnight!”

This gets him a few raised eyebrows.

“Please! You can take your fight outside! Do whatever! But you…ALL of you have to get out of here while you still can!”

“Whyyyyyy?” Joker drawls, somewhat curious.

“Look, there’s not enough time to explain! You can take your fight outside! Do whatever! But you have to get out NOW, before—!”

Batman is distracted by Robin’s attempt to reach him over the communicator. He can hear Robin trying to tell him something, but can barely make out what he’s saying. There’s too much static before it cuts off altogether.

At that time, a bell chimes. The doors to the pizzeria close. One of the henchmen tries to open the door but can’t make it move. Same when the other guy tries a window. Harley is worried. Joker is confused. But the employee…

He just sighs.

“Too late.”

He looks to the group with the most serious expression.

“Welcome to Freddy’s. You’re all now stuck here till 6am. And if you want to live that long, you need to listen to me.”

“And who are you supposed to be?”

“My name is Mike. I’m the security guard.”

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Reading batfamily hurt/comfort fics as a nerd who also knows American Sign Language is sometimes hard because a character will start signing and the text translations will be full grammatically correct sentences with distinct pronouns and articles such as the, both of which do not really exist in ASL. Along with the cultural significance of a signed name having to be given by a deaf/HoH person (akin to a nickname) and the fact that some words just straight up don’t exist in the language and have to be fingerspelled. Like, I never tell anyone because I know it doesn’t really matter but my dumb nerd brain is just begging to inform people of the proper way to write sign language.

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Hey look more of my 100 year au Ft Damian this time looking way younger and way more alive then he should for 106 years old