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When life gives you interstitial cystitis, make lemonade. 🍋

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You won't like Stomach when it's hangry... What's your go-to food to cure hanger?

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Our urology suite has grown! Urologists 4EVA!

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Albert Einstein once said to not let your brain interfere with your heart.... but this doggo is proving that to be pretty difficult right now...

Thanks for the pic and posi vibes, @thegoldenlife!

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Appendix has some major summer plans. 

@samtheappendix is going to be busy hiking and traveling the world! Hope you got some awesome plans in the works too!

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Another paw-some pet on this fine Sunday morning! 💕

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Kidney is looking absolutely fierce with the lovely @lavernecox. We're totally not freaking out or anything...

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Look at how crafty Anjali got with her badge reel! Folks always ask us if we can get some of these up in our shop. It is such a great idea and perhaps one day we will, but for now, you can always get creative like Anjali and make your own using our lapel pins!

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Wouldn't it be nice if we could erase disease with these happy organ erasers? Sadly the only two diseases to be eradicated worldwide are smallpox and rinderpest. We are still working to get rid of polio, yaws, dracunculiasis, malaria and so many more. 

If you had magic powers, what disease or condition would you choose to wipe off the face of the Earth?

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Lock your doors and shut your windows, there's a tooth on the loose!

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Bears. Beets. Butt-lestar Galactica. What would the name of this character on The Orifice be?

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Eyeball's Friday plans are to roll on over to the bowling alley. Eyeball is a master roller!

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Corny Placenta joke of the day: 

Q: How does a placenta reach out to their dear departed loved ones? 

A: With its ouija cord!

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A little decor inspo from a customer who turned her bathroom into a public health announcement with our Good Ol' Menstrual Cycle poster, Breast Exam Ever and Grab Your Gonads graphics! 

We are flattered to be on your walls, Kelly!

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Of course our penis loves crotch rock, urinal cakes and playing Wii. Details from our new penis neck pillow hangtag.

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🔑  to my ❤️

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When you JUST can't catch a break... or catch anything for that matter. Wishing you strength and strong joints this Arthritis Awareness Month!