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Cecile: Making breakfast for my handsome supervisor... Lloyd: Who the hell is burning up my kitchen?

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[Ohgi shows up with Villetta at the school festival] Lelouch: They're fucking. [Kallen nods in agreement]

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Code Geass R2 episode 7, probably

Kallen: Lelouch, what are you doing? Lelouch: Refrain. Kallen: WHAT THE FUCK?! Lelouch: Hey, at least I'm not killing people, Kallen. Kallen: Yeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get refrain?! Lelouch: From Eleven's. Kallen: What? Lelouch: Yeah. Right behind Eleven's Hardware Store. There's a Britannian guy selling it. Kallen: Look. Doing refrain isn't the way to get over Nunnally.

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Jeremiah: Y'know, I've been thinking a lot about my racist past. But I've decided that... I'm better than this! I'm going to improve myself, and instead focus on my racist future!

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Shirley: In other news, a recent report from the Union of Maritime Workers showed that male employees still make 30% more than their female counterparts.

Lelouch: Way to go, guys! Let’s shoot for 40!

Shirley: …

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Zero: We need a plan to beat them. Tamaki: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Zero: ... Tamaki: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Lelouch: C.C., I think you should play the role of my father.

C.C.: I don't wanna be your father.

Lelouch: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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Zero: Look, Kallen, you have to treat a Knightmare like you treat a woman...

Kallen: Go on.

Zero: No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

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Lloyd: What are you up to?

Cecile: It's 8 PM. I've already showered and gotten in bed. If you wanted to make plans, you should have asked 3 months in advance.

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Tamaki: I saw a commercial on TV that said "Forget everything you know about slip covers," so I did. And it was a load off my mind.

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Lelouch: You wouldn't ask Suzaku to direct a porn film.

Suzaku: Well, hang on. You say that, I think I'd actually direct quite a good porn film.

Lelouch: If you directed a porn film it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and the negligee, "I've come to fix your boiler," and then you'd just fix it.

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Zero: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as "Eagle 1."

Kallen, codename "Been There, Done That."

C.C. is "Currently Doing That."

Rakshata is "It Happened Once in a Dream."

Tohdoh, codename "If I Had To Pick a Dude."

Ohgi is... "Eagle 2."

Ohgi: Oh, thank God...

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Reporter: So what you're saying is, it's all downhill for the Purists.

Jeremiah: You're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context. You're trying to make it like I think Britannia sucks!... No! Don't record that!

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Reporter: All Margrave Jeremiah had to say was...

Jeremiah: I think Britannia sucks!

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Schneizel: Do you know how much this project costs?

Lloyd: With all due respect, the Accounting department is up on Level 3, I believe...

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Mao: Come to confess your sins?

Lelouch: That depends, how much time you got?

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Tohdoh: Please, Ohgi, that woman is a Britannian soldier!

Ohgi: Hold on, Tohdoh! You don't know all the facts!

Tohdoh: Which are...?

Ohgi: I love her!❤

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Charles: [monologuing about the Ragnarock Connection] Out of the ashes a new eden will emerge!

Lelouch: Okay. I'd appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stakes...